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@efortmanteau.bsky.social
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primarily a shitposter. does socialism and having a job on the side. bi/ace. enjoyer of puzzle hunts, video games, lotsa good stuff.

she/they/yinz

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efortmanteau.bsky.social
I made a craft!

I found a branch in the woods, sliced it in the bandsaw, put it in the oven to kill any bugs (sorry bugs), drilled some holes, and painted some postage theme pics on them before adding a ribbon 🦋🍊💛
Three round wood slice ornaments with ribbons. They each have a painting of a postage stamp. One is a monarch butterfly, one is a toco toucan, one is an orange on a branch.
December 13, 2025 at 9:27 PM
efortmanteau.bsky.social
🦞 i be bussin

(This is my 2025 wrapped for the Go Mobile app lol)
A purple screenshot that says Lobstah Zeitgeist 2025 in transit with a lobster emoji A green and yellow background with buses that says You brought some serious starpower to the bus A yellow background with a lobster near some red velvet rope. Text says The paparazzi even started calling you... the bus grappler A pink background with many books. Text says It was enough time to gnaw on 14 pages of Finnegans Wake instead of driving
December 12, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
WORLDS FUCKED LET US COAST - dashare.zone ADMIN
IF DA WORLDS GONNA BE TOTALY FUCKED AT LEAST I SHOULDENT HAVE TO GO TO WORK THE WHOLE TIME , SITTIN THERE AND CANT GET SHIT DONE CAUSE NOBODYS EVEN AT WORK AND THERE ALL BUYIN SHIT ON LINE AND WONT RETURN EMAIL'S , AND BOSS IS DOING THAT TOO, SO WHAT DA FUCK , AND DA SKELTEN IN THE PHOTO IS THINKIN GTHE SAME THING WITH THERE COOL OWL AND THERE LIBRA SCALES, SO JUST LET EVERY ONE GO HOME , AND IF YOUR WORKIN AT A STORE THEY SHOULD PAY YOU DOUBLE CAUSE EVERY ONES ACTING LIKE A PEACE OF SHIT THIS MONTH , WORSE THAN USUAL , AND DA TEXT " OUTLAW GOING TO WORK IN DECEBER LEGALIZE COSTING UNTIL JANUARY, BUT YOU STILL HAVE TO PAY ME " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
December 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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sarahmackattack.bsky.social
One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.
A poster on 8.5 x 11 inch paper saga Fishtown fish facts: red lipped catfish or of ocephalus Darwini. Then a pic of that freaky fish with 4 limbs it rests on the ground and then the words “stg this fish real red-lipped batfish walk ocean floor with they flippers RLBF have RBF, not they fault RLBF have a bioluminescent lure that glows to attract dinner RLBF lipgloss is popping, RLBF lipgloss is cool, all the fish keep jockin, they chase RLBF after school RLBF got scales like armor and shine bright like a diamond Red-lipped batfish will teach you how to dougie, I can promise u that. @yaboyni Take a moment And and realize the moment You took has already passed Thank you See you next time
December 7, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
ALT TEXT - SHIRT'S AT dashare.zone - dashare.zone ADMIN
YOU AND ME AND EVERY OTHER POOR PEACE OF SHIT IN THE COUNTRY SUFFER BECAUSE ALL DA MONEY HAS TO GO TO 4 GUYS WHO SOMEHOW NEVER PAY TAX'S, AND IN 2025 EVERY TRIP TO THE GAS STATION SNACK AISLE FEELS LIKE THE ZOO AS A KID "WE DONT HAVE THE MONEY FOR THIS" EXCEPT THE BREAD WAS 99 CENT'S THEN, NOW YA CANT USE COINS TO BUY ANY THING, EVEN THE PARKING METERS AN APP THAT EMAILS YOU LATER AND SAYS "LIKE PARKING? COME DOWN TOWN RIGHT NOW AND PAY US TO PARK HERE" , ANY NORMAL PERSON IF THEY HAD $1,000,000,000 WOULD GIVE ALOT OF IT TO HELP UNHOUSED AND HUNGRY PEOPLE, AND THATS WHY THEY NEVER LET US HOLD THAT MONEY, THEY KNOW ANY ONE WITH A SOUL WOULD USE IT TO HELP EVERY ONE ELSE, INSTEAD OF LAUGHING AT THEM AND BUYING ANOTHER YACHHT , WHO EVEN LIKES BOATS???? SORRY BUT YOUR FUCKIN DERANGED IF U LIKE THAT SHIT,,, "IM DEFYING THE POWER OF WATER LOOK AT ME" QUIT BRAGGING , I AM A LAND ANIMAL, I RESPECT THE POWER OF STONE AND FOREST , IF YOUR NOT ROWING THAT THING I DO NOT RESPECT YOU, A CANOE IS A HUMBLE VEHICLE, A DINGHY IS A TOOL OF HUMANS, A YACHT IS THE DEVIL'S CAR , AND HES SAILING INTO YOUR EMPTY VESSEL BEZOS!!!!!!!! HES MOTORING RIGHT INTO THE LACK OF EMPATHY OF EVERY "RIGHT WING GUY" !!!! ANY WAY THE TEXT ON HERE "EVERY THING COULD BE FIND IF RICH PEOPLE HAD SLIGHTLY LESS MONEY, OH WELL GUESS IMPROVING THE WORLD IS IMPOSSIBLE " - THINK ABOUT THIS WHY IS IT ILLEGAL TO SAY WHAT WOULD FIX THE COUNTRY, WHY IS IT AGAINST EVERY TERM OF SERVICE, THINK ABOUT IT, THINK ABOUT IT, THINK ABOUT IT, THE RULES ARE FOR THE WORKERS, ITS RIGHT IN THE NAME "THE RULING CLASS" WHY ARE THEY NOT SUBJECT TO OUR RULES, THINK ABOUT IT , YOU KNOW WHY, AND YOU KNOW THAT EVERY THING ENDS, THE ONLY QUESTION IS ARE YOU WILLING TO DO WHAT IT TAKES OR WILL YOU LAY DOWN AND BEG FOR APPROVAL LIKE A TRAINED DOG,,,,, ARE YOU A DOG OR ARE YOU A HUMAN BEING , YOU ARE A REAL SPECIAL PEACE OF SHIT JUST LIKE ME AND U KNOW WHAT U HAVE TO DO - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
December 6, 2025 at 10:14 PM
efortmanteau.bsky.social
Happy December 1 to all who celebrate.
A hanging placard on a coat rack against red scarves. The placard is hung by a festive red ribbon. It says Day to Christmas: 24, Merry Christmas. The message is just painted on, you can't erase, there's no velcro, etc. There is a small tag on the ribbon that says At Home Peppermint Jazz.
December 1, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
HOWDY - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELETON POINTIG TO THEM SELF "HOWDY PARDNER... LIKE WHAT YOU SEE ? ME EITHER " AND THATS REAL AND THATS ALL - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
November 28, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
HAPPY THANKSGIVIG - dashare.zone ADMIN
SKELITEN DRESS AS A TURKJEY "JUST WALK OUT , YOU CAN LEAVE " : FOOTBALL YELLING, PRAYERS AT TABLE, MEAT NOT AS GOOD AS CHICIEN, GET A COLD FROM A BABY, ROLLS ANND PIE ONLY GOOD PART, NO ONE TRIED MY TOFUKEY, HAVE TO SMOKE WEED IN SECRET, POLITICS UNCLE SUSPICIOUSLY QUIET, PIE RANKING ALL WRONG, HATE CONGRESS WRONG REASON, IF IT SUCKS HIT THE BRICKS, REAL WINNERS QUIT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
November 27, 2025 at 6:38 PM
efortmanteau.bsky.social
LEGO should have a Ship of Theseus kit where they occasionally mail you new replacement parts
November 21, 2025 at 2:20 AM
efortmanteau.bsky.social
Me: Marion Cotillard definitely has dead wife energy
My pal Tim: Forney, you definitely got this idea because of Inception. They incepted you with it.
November 20, 2025 at 11:49 PM
efortmanteau.bsky.social
soup vide
November 20, 2025 at 11:43 PM
efortmanteau.bsky.social
🦦🥺
wholesomegames.com Wholesome Games @wholesomegames.com · 29d
Play as Otto, a curious sea otter swept far from home, in Otterly Lost. "Explore forests, dive underwater, glide over canyons, and climb your way back. Meet friendly animals, complete quests, and enjoy soft challenges at your own pace!"
November 18, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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edmorrish.bsky.social
A photo of a squirrel, with a speech bubble to make it look like it’s saying the post below.
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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precomped.bsky.social
GET IN THE PENALTY BOX SHINJI
November 16, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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lillikoifish.bsky.social
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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sbworkersunited.org
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Don't Buy Starbucks! At any location, today and beyond, while workers are on ULP strike!
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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nightvaleradio.bsky.social
Happy birthday, if it's your birthday. If it's not your birthday, please print this out and look at it on the right date.
November 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
efortmanteau.bsky.social
Screenshot of a direct message on Facebook Messenger. One person has sent to the viewer three messages spread out over a few days with no response. Each one says "new sinkhole pilgrimmage tonight queen??" with the eyes emoji. The "new sinkhole pilgrimmage" part is obviously edited in to replace the original content.
November 10, 2025 at 5:27 PM
efortmanteau.bsky.social
welcome to the sinkhole lore family, pgh2o truck
someclevername.bsky.social Chris Belasco @someclevername.bsky.social · Nov 10
Sinkhole dump truck
View up the street of a dump truck that ain’t right Dump truck sunk in a restoration. Full of cold patch to help backfill work from last week to fix a water main break
November 10, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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thekatriarch.bsky.social
According to a person familiar with jury lunches
The jury - which feasted on sandwiches for lunch on Thursday, according to a person familiar with jury lunches - deliberated the charges for several hours on Wednesday and Thursday before delivering the verdict.
November 6, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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djinnandtonic.bsky.social
I pass out early because of a week of newborn related insomnia, and I wake up to a blessed TL 🙏
A twist on an old Wide Awakes poster celebrating Lincoln's victory in the 1860 election, but with all instances of Lincoln and Douglas replaced with Mamdani and Cuomo, respectively
June 25, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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pghdsa.org
Excited about Zohran? Want to learn about DSA? Come to our New Member Orientation! Experienced members of PGH DSA will meet with new and prospective members interested in getting involved.
If you are interested in turning out, you can RSVP here: admin.actionnetwork.org/events/new-m...
Red Poster with an image of Zohran Mamdani in the bottom right corner, black rays emanating on the red background. in the bottom left, the Pittsburgh DSA logo. the text reads: Excited about Zohran? Join DSA! Pittsburgh DSA's Next New Member Orientation November 16 2025 12-1 PM at Community Forge, 1256 Franklin Ave Wilkingsburg, PA 15221
November 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
efortmanteau.bsky.social
- bread heavy potluck brunch and really satisfying Blue Prince playthrough this past weekend
- leftover Halloween candy
- Inkwell daily puzzle grid games inkwellgames.com
November 4, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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canopyrobin.com
I'm proud to announce my latest pin design!

These are for everyone with split pronouns who gets tired of people only referring to them one way. My lenticular pin shows different pronouns at different angles!

Please share with anyone who might like one 💖 canopyrobin.etsy.com/listing/4396... #SciArt
October 31, 2025 at 8:34 AM
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nickkapur.bsky.social
Japan's "Mundane Halloween" costume contest is back!

Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary.

Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest!

#MundaneHalloween
November 2, 2025 at 9:15 AM