kate
@thekatriarch.bsky.social
reject the patriarchy; demand a katriarchy | space bitch 🖖 | livetweeting every show | overthinking it | library worker | bipolar bear 🐻❄ | adoptee | etc | she/her
I'm christmasing out
December 8, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I'm christmasing out
But the Bag O' Glass is still OK right cause I already bought like six
Shop now while you can still make good decisions!
December 7, 2025 at 9:49 PM
But the Bag O' Glass is still OK right cause I already bought like six
Held a forearm plank for 30 seconds today :)
December 7, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Held a forearm plank for 30 seconds today :)
Your girl is overstimulated lol
December 7, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Your girl is overstimulated lol
Opinion: bowling alleys shouldn't have loud music and neon flashing lights, it's not a nightclub
December 7, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Opinion: bowling alleys shouldn't have loud music and neon flashing lights, it's not a nightclub
Oh no... I overcooked my pasta 😞 DONT TELL THE ITALIANS
I did follow my heart with the parmigiano tho, of course
I did follow my heart with the parmigiano tho, of course
December 6, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Oh no... I overcooked my pasta 😞 DONT TELL THE ITALIANS
I did follow my heart with the parmigiano tho, of course
I did follow my heart with the parmigiano tho, of course
I haven't worn makeup in years and I decided I want to get back into it again. I think it looks all right but it feels weird on my face so idk
December 6, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I haven't worn makeup in years and I decided I want to get back into it again. I think it looks all right but it feels weird on my face so idk
Mine is that guy who started working out so he'd still be strong enough to lift his nieces and nephews over his head as they got bigger
Repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 6, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Mine is that guy who started working out so he'd still be strong enough to lift his nieces and nephews over his head as they got bigger
I watched rosemary's baby and now I'm pissed off
December 6, 2025 at 5:58 AM
I watched rosemary's baby and now I'm pissed off
roughly half an hour to forty-five minutes until I can go home 😊
December 6, 2025 at 12:58 AM
roughly half an hour to forty-five minutes until I can go home 😊
Reposted by kate
all these people acting like "last christmas" isn't a banger make me SICK
December 5, 2025 at 10:16 PM
all these people acting like "last christmas" isn't a banger make me SICK
new intrusive anxiety spiral: I realized the other day if someone I knew went missing and I was asked what they were wearing the last time I saw them I'd be like....??? clothes?
December 6, 2025 at 12:07 AM
new intrusive anxiety spiral: I realized the other day if someone I knew went missing and I was asked what they were wearing the last time I saw them I'd be like....??? clothes?
dang it is COLD at the circulation desk today
December 5, 2025 at 10:09 PM
dang it is COLD at the circulation desk today
At the beginning of the year, I set a goal to watch 60 movies I hadn't seen before. Pleased today the The Boy Who Saved Christmas is #60
Wow was all of this because Atnas wants to fuck Santa's wife????
December 5, 2025 at 4:41 AM
At the beginning of the year, I set a goal to watch 60 movies I hadn't seen before. Pleased today the The Boy Who Saved Christmas is #60
I didn't get to watch it with the @favoritebadmovie.bsky.social family but I'm pressing play on the boy who saved Christmas anyway
December 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I didn't get to watch it with the @favoritebadmovie.bsky.social family but I'm pressing play on the boy who saved Christmas anyway
The 7up Shirley temple isn't as good as an actual Shirley temple but it's pretty good and feels festive
December 5, 2025 at 2:21 AM
The 7up Shirley temple isn't as good as an actual Shirley temple but it's pretty good and feels festive
I was so happy we were done with antibiotics but now they found parasites in her poo 😭
December 5, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I was so happy we were done with antibiotics but now they found parasites in her poo 😭
Waiting at the vet and a pudgy little dog who looks like @rnrkd.bsky.social's chuff chuff just walked in
December 5, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Waiting at the vet and a pudgy little dog who looks like @rnrkd.bsky.social's chuff chuff just walked in
Can everybody just calm down
December 4, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Can everybody just calm down
It is time once again for me to ask: what is the weirdest Christmas movie you love?
Last year this survey resulted in my watching Whatever Happened to Auntie Roo?, which was terrible but memorable, so it's now a tradition
Last year this survey resulted in my watching Whatever Happened to Auntie Roo?, which was terrible but memorable, so it's now a tradition
December 4, 2025 at 9:18 PM
It is time once again for me to ask: what is the weirdest Christmas movie you love?
Last year this survey resulted in my watching Whatever Happened to Auntie Roo?, which was terrible but memorable, so it's now a tradition
Last year this survey resulted in my watching Whatever Happened to Auntie Roo?, which was terrible but memorable, so it's now a tradition
Something I like about capybaras is how the babies really look like little adults, like you know most baby mammals have a roly-polyness or different proportions, a certain "baby" look the adults don't have, but capys just look like capys
December 4, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Something I like about capybaras is how the babies really look like little adults, like you know most baby mammals have a roly-polyness or different proportions, a certain "baby" look the adults don't have, but capys just look like capys
I feel like people use that "two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice" thing for stuff that it really isn't that weird that it happened twice
December 4, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I feel like people use that "two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice" thing for stuff that it really isn't that weird that it happened twice