kate
@thekatriarch.bsky.social
reject the patriarchy; demand a katriarchy | space bitch 🖖 | livetweeting every show | overthinking it | library worker | bipolar bear 🐻❄ | adoptee | etc | she/her
Omg I cut up a ton of rosemary and divided it up, one tablespoon for the pumpkin sauce and the rest for the rosemary parmesan bread and GUESS which one I put in the pumpkin sauce
November 27, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Omg I cut up a ton of rosemary and divided it up, one tablespoon for the pumpkin sauce and the rest for the rosemary parmesan bread and GUESS which one I put in the pumpkin sauce
Anyway let's roast some little pumpkins
November 26, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Anyway let's roast some little pumpkins
I just got home and I stepped back put my front door to grab a package and the doormat skidded and I fell on my ass
November 26, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I just got home and I stepped back put my front door to grab a package and the doormat skidded and I fell on my ass
I also think people should only post things that I personally am interested in, and yet
November 26, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I also think people should only post things that I personally am interested in, and yet
Yes, officer, I DO think this is just barely enough cheese for Thanksgiving for two people
November 26, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Yes, officer, I DO think this is just barely enough cheese for Thanksgiving for two people
Reposted by kate
Full-length TNG film based on that dream I had once, where (rather than being stabbed in the back during a bar fight) Captain Picard lost his original heart because of a Rollerblading accident
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Full-length TNG film based on that dream I had once, where (rather than being stabbed in the back during a bar fight) Captain Picard lost his original heart because of a Rollerblading accident
so our sink was leaking so the plumber came and fixed it, yay, but now the dishwasher won't drain
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 AM
so our sink was leaking so the plumber came and fixed it, yay, but now the dishwasher won't drain
My blue stickers finally arrived so here is part two
November 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
My blue stickers finally arrived so here is part two
Cocaine bear anthology
November 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Cocaine bear anthology
When I brought the giant thing of fennel in to work on Friday, everyone said "oh I love fennel!" And yet the fennel is STILL in the break room. If it's just going to go bad here i could have thrown it away at home and saved myself the effort
November 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
When I brought the giant thing of fennel in to work on Friday, everyone said "oh I love fennel!" And yet the fennel is STILL in the break room. If it's just going to go bad here i could have thrown it away at home and saved myself the effort
Two coworkers having what is clearly a very juicy conversation in Spanish which I don't understand well enough to follow and I'm like plllllleeeease I need the tea
November 25, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Two coworkers having what is clearly a very juicy conversation in Spanish which I don't understand well enough to follow and I'm like plllllleeeease I need the tea
The bunny didn't need a bath today! 🎉
November 25, 2025 at 6:41 AM
The bunny didn't need a bath today! 🎉
CHOPE
MONEYASS
CHOMOSEX
MONEYASS
CHOMOSEX
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
wine
money
friends
wine
money
friends
November 25, 2025 at 4:37 AM
CHOPE
MONEYASS
CHOMOSEX
MONEYASS
CHOMOSEX
for me, Christmas is more about the breakfast/brunch, which is usually french toast, but sometimes waffles
it fascinates me how most everyone in the U.S. does turkey for Thanksgiving, but we are all over the map as to what we eat for Christmas (as is proper for a hugely diverse nation).
I come from a Christmas prime rib roast family, myself.
I come from a Christmas prime rib roast family, myself.
I also use the bacon method. Although turkey is Christmas dinner where I come from.
November 25, 2025 at 2:18 AM
for me, Christmas is more about the breakfast/brunch, which is usually french toast, but sometimes waffles
having a really wonderful time looking up bad reviews of don't let the pigeon drive the bus
November 25, 2025 at 1:12 AM
having a really wonderful time looking up bad reviews of don't let the pigeon drive the bus
OK I keep thinking about this and if you really added six inches to your shins wouldn't you look weirdly proportioned
but I do think anyone who would turn down a rich guy who looks like pedro pascal just on the grounds of him being 5'6" is an absolute fool
to me the obstacle is the rich finance guy part, ew
to me the obstacle is the rich finance guy part, ew
November 24, 2025 at 5:12 PM
OK I keep thinking about this and if you really added six inches to your shins wouldn't you look weirdly proportioned
I would have really liked it if, on my birthday, I did not have to wash excrement off the bunny, but unfortunately, she chose to spend my entire birthday sleeping in her litter box, marinating in her own waste, so
November 24, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I would have really liked it if, on my birthday, I did not have to wash excrement off the bunny, but unfortunately, she chose to spend my entire birthday sleeping in her litter box, marinating in her own waste, so
Now I'm watching materialists and all of these people are very annoying lol
November 24, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Now I'm watching materialists and all of these people are very annoying lol
should I take an improv class
I promise not to make you come to my show I just want to have some fun and be silly and maybe meet some other silly people
I promise not to make you come to my show I just want to have some fun and be silly and maybe meet some other silly people
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 AM
should I take an improv class
I promise not to make you come to my show I just want to have some fun and be silly and maybe meet some other silly people
I promise not to make you come to my show I just want to have some fun and be silly and maybe meet some other silly people
There's a bizarre contingent of British people who take it extremely personally that we have a thing called a biscuit that's not the same thing that they call a biscuit and what a weird thing to get upset about
love the website where posting a picture of a biscuit inspires deranged comments and some of the most tedious discourse imaginable
November 24, 2025 at 3:39 AM
There's a bizarre contingent of British people who take it extremely personally that we have a thing called a biscuit that's not the same thing that they call a biscuit and what a weird thing to get upset about
I have to pick a movie to watch
November 24, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I have to pick a movie to watch
My mom texted me happy birthday this morning and said she'd call me in the afternoon, so I texted back that I would be home around 5:30, so, naturally, she called me at 3:36
November 24, 2025 at 1:30 AM
My mom texted me happy birthday this morning and said she'd call me in the afternoon, so I texted back that I would be home around 5:30, so, naturally, she called me at 3:36
I think one of the reasons I'm so hooked on this florence + the machine album is that it is very yellowjackets-coded, like it evokes the same feelings of wildness and feral femininity and old nameless gods in the woods that yj has at in its best moments
November 23, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I think one of the reasons I'm so hooked on this florence + the machine album is that it is very yellowjackets-coded, like it evokes the same feelings of wildness and feral femininity and old nameless gods in the woods that yj has at in its best moments
It appears my birthday brunch post did not go through the first time so here it is again
November 23, 2025 at 10:03 PM
It appears my birthday brunch post did not go through the first time so here it is again
Second birthday thing: returning 90% of the stuff I bought at ulta yesterday
November 23, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Second birthday thing: returning 90% of the stuff I bought at ulta yesterday