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How about make a tradeable asset out of suck my balls?
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
December 4, 2025 at 1:30 AM
How about make a tradeable asset out of suck my balls?
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In an era filled with tech dipshits who never developed emotionally past the age of 13 & use their wealth to become odious monsters ...
... listen to Steve Wozniak.
... listen to Steve Wozniak.
November 21, 2025 at 7:41 PM
In an era filled with tech dipshits who never developed emotionally past the age of 13 & use their wealth to become odious monsters ...
... listen to Steve Wozniak.
... listen to Steve Wozniak.
i don’t have the data to back this up, but BMV SUV drivers are the worst people in my neighborhood
November 17, 2025 at 9:04 PM
i don’t have the data to back this up, but BMV SUV drivers are the worst people in my neighborhood
life been pretty good lately. time for a rewatch of chernobyl.
November 15, 2025 at 4:18 AM
life been pretty good lately. time for a rewatch of chernobyl.
my dog is always licking his dick ☹️
November 13, 2025 at 5:17 AM
my dog is always licking his dick ☹️
god bless @nyc.streetsblog.org for leaning into the janky photoshop at a time when so many are using AI. truly delightful.
November 10, 2025 at 8:25 PM
god bless @nyc.streetsblog.org for leaning into the janky photoshop at a time when so many are using AI. truly delightful.
MASSIVE NEWS: my dog finally settled down
November 10, 2025 at 8:06 PM
MASSIVE NEWS: my dog finally settled down
need one of these. release the shirts, brad!
Our message to Andrew Cuomo was loud & clear in June.
It’s louder & clearer tonight.
It’s louder & clearer tonight.
November 6, 2025 at 1:16 AM
need one of these. release the shirts, brad!
as ever, fuck cars
The transit riders vs drivers election.
November 5, 2025 at 6:30 PM
as ever, fuck cars
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The Times parsed the vote using similar categories and again found that the single most determinative factor economic-like factor in the election was "commute by transit" vs "commute by car." It edged out renters vs. homeowners. There's still outstanding data but I expect these trends will hold.
November 5, 2025 at 3:20 PM
The Times parsed the vote using similar categories and again found that the single most determinative factor economic-like factor in the election was "commute by transit" vs "commute by car." It edged out renters vs. homeowners. There's still outstanding data but I expect these trends will hold.
oh great, another law & order mayor 🙄
Mamdani: "My message to ICE agents & to everyone across this city is that everyone will be held to the same standard of the law. If you violate it, you must be held accountable. There is sadly a sense growing that certain people are allowed to violate that law, whether they be POTUS or ICE agents."
November 5, 2025 at 6:12 PM
oh great, another law & order mayor 🙄
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ILLINOIS ELIMINATES PARKING MANDATES AROUND TRANSIT
Early Friday morning, the Illinois house and senate passed the People Over Parking Act, which will eliminate parking mandates for property around transit hubs and corridors.
Explore areas that may be impacted
misterclean.github.io/illinois-peo...
Early Friday morning, the Illinois house and senate passed the People Over Parking Act, which will eliminate parking mandates for property around transit hubs and corridors.
Explore areas that may be impacted
misterclean.github.io/illinois-peo...
November 3, 2025 at 10:44 PM
ILLINOIS ELIMINATES PARKING MANDATES AROUND TRANSIT
Early Friday morning, the Illinois house and senate passed the People Over Parking Act, which will eliminate parking mandates for property around transit hubs and corridors.
Explore areas that may be impacted
misterclean.github.io/illinois-peo...
Early Friday morning, the Illinois house and senate passed the People Over Parking Act, which will eliminate parking mandates for property around transit hubs and corridors.
Explore areas that may be impacted
misterclean.github.io/illinois-peo...
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Why is it that every disappeared US citizen is not front page news? At the very least we should have a little box with a count of the number of citizens who have been taken away and are not locatable and a link to a story with photos & min-bios, just as we used to do with military casually figures.
In Portland, Oregon, masked ICE GOONS abducted and vanished US citizen Gonzalo Catalan last week. Tragically, his family remains unaware of his whereabouts and has not received any communication from him as of today.
October 30, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Why is it that every disappeared US citizen is not front page news? At the very least we should have a little box with a count of the number of citizens who have been taken away and are not locatable and a link to a story with photos & min-bios, just as we used to do with military casually figures.
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Nothing is inevitable. Effort is everything. Ignore the polls and run through the tape.
Vote: zohranfornyc.com/vote
Canvass + phonebank: zohranfornyc.com/gotv
Vote: zohranfornyc.com/vote
Canvass + phonebank: zohranfornyc.com/gotv
October 30, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Nothing is inevitable. Effort is everything. Ignore the polls and run through the tape.
Vote: zohranfornyc.com/vote
Canvass + phonebank: zohranfornyc.com/gotv
Vote: zohranfornyc.com/vote
Canvass + phonebank: zohranfornyc.com/gotv
got a puppy recently and the main thing i can't adjust to is having dog treats all around my house. going in and out of nose-blindness to them just has me thinking there's something rotting nearby every 30 minutes or so.
October 30, 2025 at 1:37 AM
got a puppy recently and the main thing i can't adjust to is having dog treats all around my house. going in and out of nose-blindness to them just has me thinking there's something rotting nearby every 30 minutes or so.
i think why so many white women find taylor relatable is that they also cannot dance
October 4, 2025 at 2:31 PM
i think why so many white women find taylor relatable is that they also cannot dance
nothing a man likes more than taking two stairs at a time
September 18, 2025 at 2:58 AM
nothing a man likes more than taking two stairs at a time
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so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining
September 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining
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what ezra doesn't seem willing to accept is that charlie kirk was part of a political movement that does not think that "we are going to have to live here with each other" and is fact very interested in the elimination and/or subjugation of many, many people
"All I can say for me in the work I do is that I want to create a space that takes our disagreements seriously, that takes the stakes of them seriously, the consequences for people seriously, but does so without deepening our divisions irreparably. We are going to have to live here with each other"
September 17, 2025 at 7:37 PM
what ezra doesn't seem willing to accept is that charlie kirk was part of a political movement that does not think that "we are going to have to live here with each other" and is fact very interested in the elimination and/or subjugation of many, many people
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nothing in new york is as scary as seeing a flying cockroach
July 8, 2025 at 4:37 AM
nothing in new york is as scary as seeing a flying cockroach
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earlier today there was a group of 10 year olds on the train saying stuff to each other like "i am 31 years old" and "i just turned 34" and laughing harder and harder each time
July 6, 2025 at 3:31 PM
earlier today there was a group of 10 year olds on the train saying stuff to each other like "i am 31 years old" and "i just turned 34" and laughing harder and harder each time
i need to know what compels a man to go to a bar and listen to his own music on headphones while reading or scrolling. at that point, why did you leave your house?
July 6, 2025 at 11:17 PM
i need to know what compels a man to go to a bar and listen to his own music on headphones while reading or scrolling. at that point, why did you leave your house?
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My favorite Zohran moment of this campaign. And why, more generally, he won:
June 26, 2025 at 6:36 PM
My favorite Zohran moment of this campaign. And why, more generally, he won:
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"...the data backs up the vibes. The less time you spend in a car, the more likely it is you backed Zohran Mamdani."
NYC's Upset Election Was Drawn Along An Odd Line: Car Ownership - Jalopnik
Car ownership and transit ridership serve as a shorthand for someone's entire living situation — and, apparently, their politics.
www.jalopnik.com
June 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
"...the data backs up the vibes. The less time you spend in a car, the more likely it is you backed Zohran Mamdani."