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Chris Huff
Lord Haden-Guest's bastard son

"Say, any of you boys smithies? - U. E. McGill

Me alone:
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He/him. Musician, capybaras, Knicks, Phillies. #abolishthepolice 🇵🇸 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇺🇦
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This is a pleasing meme. I will talk about nice things and I'd love to hear about yours.

1 like = 1 thing I love
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if a swastika isn't considered hate speech, then they shouldn't mind being called Nazis 500 times a day (punch Nazis yeah)
November 20, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Ten of my comfort films:

- Dolemite
- Airplane!
- Arrival
- Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
- The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies
- Nashville
- North By Northwest
- Godfathers 1 & 2
- As Good As It Gets
- Brazil

Ok 11 maybe
Ten of my "comfort" films (horror fan, so you know...)

-The Descent
-Midsommar (A24's AI stance is abhorrent)
-Saw 4 & 5
-The Relic (97)
-The Final Girls
-Scream 4 (boycott the new movie)
-Pride and Prejudice
-Some Like it Hot
-Hatari! (yes I know)
-The Craft

Sorry for being insufferable LOL
Ten of my "comfort" films (dues-paying Weirdo Union member since 1982)

-Chungking Express
-Gremlins
-Demolition Man
-whatever Soderbergh Ocean's film is playing on TV right now
-Zazie dans le Metro
-Rear Window
-Cat People (1942)
-All That Heaven Allows
-The Shop Around The Corner
-Kung Fu Hustle
November 20, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Knicks are KILLING ME DEAD RIGHT NOW

15 missed free throws 😩
November 20, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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"Have some respect. This is a funeral"

*slowly removes giant sombrero revealing smaller yet still pretty big sombrero*
November 19, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Can't believe it's been so long. Their masterpiece imho.
U2 released 'Achtung Baby' 34 years ago on November 19, 1991

album.ink/U2AchtungBaby
November 20, 2025 at 4:48 AM
missing my David Lynch friend today
so many things come up and I'm like "oh I should share this with...never mind"

people come, people go
some grow young, some grow cold
*harmonica solo intensifies*
November 20, 2025 at 4:20 AM
the final boss
I have found the best pigeon.
November 20, 2025 at 3:24 AM
everything about this story is amazing
Fish have committed credit card fraud
November 20, 2025 at 1:33 AM
tfw you see a Daniel Johnston LP for $120 that you could have gotten for $10 in 1992
Foghorn GIF
Alt: Foghorn Leghorn says "nice kid but a little dumb"
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November 19, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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hoot hoot hooray
November 19, 2025 at 8:45 PM
tfw you want to take a walk before dark and your headphones are out of charge
homer simpson says why do you mock me oh lord !
Alt: homer simpson says why do you mock me oh lord !
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November 19, 2025 at 9:05 PM
The fun part about pre-ordering things is that I often forget about them and then they show up

It's a November miracle!
November 19, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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thinking about getting into smiting and other god-related activities
November 19, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Give me a Leonard Cohen afterworld
so I can sigh eternally 🖤
Today is the 32nd anniversary of Nirvana's epochal appearance on "Unplugged." Here's one of the passages about that show from my book _The Amplified Come as You Are_.
November 19, 2025 at 3:11 PM
my sentiments exactly
I considered writing a long carefully constructed argument laying out the harms and limitations of AI, but instead I wrote about being a hater. Only humans can be haters.
I Am An AI Hater
I am an AI hater. This is considered rude, but I do not care, because I am a hater.
anthonymoser.github.io
November 19, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Share a TV series you've watch from beginning to end more than once
November 19, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Same here, it's just so beyond the pale. Any functioning nation would immediately remove any so-called "leader" who behaved like that. Like his old ugly fetid ass has a right to comment on anyone's appearance. He's an embarrassment to the country and to all of humanity.
I don't know why the "Piggy" thing is bothering me so much. It's one more unforgivable thing in a list of 20,000 unforgivable things, but I've been mad about it for like 12 straight hours.
November 19, 2025 at 5:50 AM
I cough-laughed at this 😂👏
great. just what I need, my tax software telling me to kill myself
TurboTax is about to be integrated into ChatGPT, where customers will be guided through tasks tied to their tax filings or financial profile by the AI chatbot.

TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
November 19, 2025 at 3:53 AM
So now when I chew I hear this little noise in my right ear like someone is sweeping a broom, neato
November 19, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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Art Blakey, Tony Williams and Elvin Jones, drumming royalty.
Japan, 1966.
#jazz #art #jazzlegends #jazzhistory
November 18, 2025 at 9:42 PM
if anyone wants to be Finch friends lmk and I'll DM you my friend code
November 18, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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July 22, 2025 at 7:36 AM