“mommy?”
“i’m a mom.”
“…mamacita?”
“no, i’m a mommy.”
“a mom of what? like, a dog?”
“i have a daughter.”
“like, in real life?”
“yeah.”
“like, a daughter? like, a real baby?”
“yeah. like, a human child.”
“wait, that’s so cute.”
“thanks.”
“…how old is he or she?”
“mommy?”
“i’m a mom.”
“…mamacita?”
“no, i’m a mommy.”
“a mom of what? like, a dog?”
“i have a daughter.”
“like, in real life?”
“yeah.”
“like, a daughter? like, a real baby?”
“yeah. like, a human child.”
“wait, that’s so cute.”
“thanks.”
“…how old is he or she?”
immediately have to go lie down for awhile
immediately have to go lie down for awhile