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jake
@edstink.bsky.social
· Nov 26
I’m not a man. I’m not a woman. I am normal.
I basically look like this
January 15, 2026 at 6:17 PM
I basically look like this
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They flashbanged a baby last night.
January 15, 2026 at 5:07 PM
They flashbanged a baby last night.
What if it happened today
January 15, 2026 at 1:17 PM
What if it happened today
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For people elsewhere who have asked how to support Minnesota while we’re overrun with nazi thugs, here’s an excellent list of places that could use financial help. Lots of choices. Thank you so much!
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Stand With Minnesota: Resource Hub
Causes to Donate to in Minnesota to Help Our Communities Defend Themselves from ICE This list is now available/shareable at standwithminnesota.org *Note: I am from Minnesota, and these come from peo...
docs.google.com
January 15, 2026 at 2:48 AM
For people elsewhere who have asked how to support Minnesota while we’re overrun with nazi thugs, here’s an excellent list of places that could use financial help. Lots of choices. Thank you so much!
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Normal basketball game played by two normal basketball teams
January 15, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Normal basketball game played by two normal basketball teams
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Bro, they are closing schools because teachers need time to make virtual options for non-white students because lawless federal paramilitaries are terrorizing them.
Annnnnddddd St Paul schools are closing next week for 2 days to prepare for virtual learning options.
January 15, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Bro, they are closing schools because teachers need time to make virtual options for non-white students because lawless federal paramilitaries are terrorizing them.
My vow to not watch another Kentucky game, this season, continues paying off handsomely
January 15, 2026 at 1:01 AM
My vow to not watch another Kentucky game, this season, continues paying off handsomely
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Vance: I'm crying right now because you stupids won't let me have your green island. I could literally just - don't you know I'm smarter than you? I'm your better - don't leave, don't get the army
Trump: McDonald's needs to sell milk again. Nobody likes the Grimace. They get the milk from him
Trump: McDonald's needs to sell milk again. Nobody likes the Grimace. They get the milk from him
January 15, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Vance: I'm crying right now because you stupids won't let me have your green island. I could literally just - don't you know I'm smarter than you? I'm your better - don't leave, don't get the army
Trump: McDonald's needs to sell milk again. Nobody likes the Grimace. They get the milk from him
Trump: McDonald's needs to sell milk again. Nobody likes the Grimace. They get the milk from him
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I’ll tell you what could fix all of those problems we are having. President Eminem
January 14, 2026 at 10:39 PM
I’ll tell you what could fix all of those problems we are having. President Eminem
Call me cynical, but I find it hard to believe that the party that has been labeling queer people “groomers” for a decade, will pass and enforce this legislation fairly and in good faith.
Kentucky lawmaker proposes criminal charges for adults who groom children • Kentucky Lantern
Up until now, law enforcement has had to wait to charge groomers until they specifically solicited or assaulted a child.
kentuckylantern.com
January 14, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Call me cynical, but I find it hard to believe that the party that has been labeling queer people “groomers” for a decade, will pass and enforce this legislation fairly and in good faith.
They closed down the Olive Garden because a bunch of rats got in the salad goo
January 14, 2026 at 8:58 PM
They closed down the Olive Garden because a bunch of rats got in the salad goo
On top of being medium handsome and medium funny, I am also a medium good writer
January 14, 2026 at 7:37 PM
On top of being medium handsome and medium funny, I am also a medium good writer
Not the point, but why does her face look like an evil puppeteer carved it from the stinkiest burl in the enchanted forest?
Federal contracts reveal Customs and Border Protection is spending $75,000 to house their dogs at the Four Seasons Pet Resort.
The pet resort advertises "luxury suites," "daily doggy ice cream," and spa services such as an "oatmeal coconut oil skin finish."
The pet resort advertises "luxury suites," "daily doggy ice cream," and spa services such as an "oatmeal coconut oil skin finish."
January 14, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Not the point, but why does her face look like an evil puppeteer carved it from the stinkiest burl in the enchanted forest?
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remember when Scottie Scheffler got arrested in Louisville before the PGA Championship for an incident that was strikingly similar to Renee Good and yet everyone was pretty much in agreement that the cop was an overzealous baby?
January 14, 2026 at 6:34 PM
remember when Scottie Scheffler got arrested in Louisville before the PGA Championship for an incident that was strikingly similar to Renee Good and yet everyone was pretty much in agreement that the cop was an overzealous baby?
I gotta sharpen out kitchen knives. One slipped, while I was washing it, the other day, and it barely left a scratch
January 14, 2026 at 5:37 PM
I gotta sharpen out kitchen knives. One slipped, while I was washing it, the other day, and it barely left a scratch
US Citizens who are employed by a small business, in their community, may file a request for ICE agents to identify themselves, which is to be honored NO LATER than 5 business days, after the request is received. Finally! Transparency! Thank you, for your leadership, @ritchietorres.bsky.social
January 14, 2026 at 4:57 PM
US Citizens who are employed by a small business, in their community, may file a request for ICE agents to identify themselves, which is to be honored NO LATER than 5 business days, after the request is received. Finally! Transparency! Thank you, for your leadership, @ritchietorres.bsky.social
Will all of the cops I see texting while driving be subject to this legislation, as well?
Kentuckians who hold their phones while driving could face $100 fines under a bill that cleared a Senate committee Wednesday with bipartisan support.
@mckennahorsley.bsky.social
kentuckylantern.com/2026/01/14/k...
@mckennahorsley.bsky.social
kentuckylantern.com/2026/01/14/k...
Kentucky moves toward banning cell phone use while driving under GOP bill • Kentucky Lantern
Kentuckians who hold their phones while driving could face $100 fines under a bill that cleared a Senate committee Wednesday.
kentuckylantern.com
January 14, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Will all of the cops I see texting while driving be subject to this legislation, as well?
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Back half of this quote, buddy is an absolute crazy person. Everything is a conspiracy if you don't know how anything works and huff right wing media all day.
January 14, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Back half of this quote, buddy is an absolute crazy person. Everything is a conspiracy if you don't know how anything works and huff right wing media all day.
The genie’s already out of the bottle, for sports betting, but, like tobacco products, they shouldn’t be able to advertise, in any way
January 14, 2026 at 1:52 PM
The genie’s already out of the bottle, for sports betting, but, like tobacco products, they shouldn’t be able to advertise, in any way
[Prufrock voice] I grow normal…I grow normal…
January 14, 2026 at 3:12 AM
[Prufrock voice] I grow normal…I grow normal…
All right, thank you for clearing that up for me
January 14, 2026 at 2:06 AM
All right, thank you for clearing that up for me
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checking to see what the WWE library on Netflix looks like (terrible, totally incomplete, no WCW at all) and I saw this….interesting phrasing
January 14, 2026 at 1:20 AM
checking to see what the WWE library on Netflix looks like (terrible, totally incomplete, no WCW at all) and I saw this….interesting phrasing
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“I don’t feel as though fate looks upon you often, and when it does, you better be ready to seize the opportunity,” said TJ Sabula, the UAW worker who heckled President Trump and who Trump flipped off and cursed at. “And today I think I did that.”
Gift link: wapo.st/4sG38CD
Gift link: wapo.st/4sG38CD
Trump makes obscene gesture, mouths expletive at Detroit factory heckler
A cellphone video captured Trump twice mouthing “f--- you” and raising his middle finger toward a line worker shouting at him inside the Ford factory.
wapo.st
January 14, 2026 at 1:40 AM
“I don’t feel as though fate looks upon you often, and when it does, you better be ready to seize the opportunity,” said TJ Sabula, the UAW worker who heckled President Trump and who Trump flipped off and cursed at. “And today I think I did that.”
Gift link: wapo.st/4sG38CD
Gift link: wapo.st/4sG38CD
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recreating lib cringe from first principles. this movement is finished
January 14, 2026 at 1:01 AM
recreating lib cringe from first principles. this movement is finished