Dylan Roth
@dylanroth.bsky.social
Storyteller and erstwhile freelance film & TV commentator. Bass, vocals, and songs in No Jersey. Co-host of The Pod Universe. Avatar by Joe Hunter. He/him
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Dying at the first time Swedish Chef sees Big Bird
December 25, 2024 at 5:45 PM
Dying at the first time Swedish Chef sees Big Bird
You mean I have to MAINTAIN my body? Like a gaming PC? Bodies should work like consoles, compatible with everything for 6-8 years and then totally replaced
November 27, 2025 at 11:59 PM
You mean I have to MAINTAIN my body? Like a gaming PC? Bodies should work like consoles, compatible with everything for 6-8 years and then totally replaced
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The First Omen (2024) dir. Arkasha Stevenson
November 27, 2025 at 5:52 PM
The First Omen (2024) dir. Arkasha Stevenson
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Ken Burns is so cool
November 27, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Ken Burns is so cool
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i’m so happy for him
November 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
i’m so happy for him
FreshDirect includes a lemon with almost every recipe and 9 times out of 10 I quarter it in step one and then never end up using it. When life gives me lemons, I make nothing
November 26, 2025 at 11:36 PM
FreshDirect includes a lemon with almost every recipe and 9 times out of 10 I quarter it in step one and then never end up using it. When life gives me lemons, I make nothing
My answer to this question will remain the same until I get what I want
VIEWTIFUL JOE
VIEWTIFUL JOE
November 26, 2025 at 6:21 PM
My answer to this question will remain the same until I get what I want
VIEWTIFUL JOE
VIEWTIFUL JOE
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Did YOU know that I'm posting all of Real Hero Shit #1 on my Patreon as a weekly webcomic?? It's TRUE! All paid subscribers get to read along with me providing insightful/dumb commentary page by page. This week's update features my fave drawing of Eugene in the book. www.patreon.com/posts/real-h...
November 25, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Did YOU know that I'm posting all of Real Hero Shit #1 on my Patreon as a weekly webcomic?? It's TRUE! All paid subscribers get to read along with me providing insightful/dumb commentary page by page. This week's update features my fave drawing of Eugene in the book. www.patreon.com/posts/real-h...
Sex scenes in movies are an essential component of healthy sexual development and the absence of an intermediate step between chaste family programming and hardcore porn is going to fuck up entire generations of young people
November 26, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Sex scenes in movies are an essential component of healthy sexual development and the absence of an intermediate step between chaste family programming and hardcore porn is going to fuck up entire generations of young people
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The reviews are in! And you too can laugh out loud several times, by playing Landlord Quest today!
Itch: katbrush.itch.io/landlordquest
Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/3919720/...
Itch: katbrush.itch.io/landlordquest
Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/3919720/...
just finished this game I laughed out loud several times
my comedy adventure game Landlord Quest is now only 2 bucks! That’s only .1% of the average rent in Washington DC! (damn, really?)
Think being a landlord is easy? Well why don’t you try it then, you communist!!
Itch: katbrush.itch.io/landlordquest
Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/3919720/...
Think being a landlord is easy? Well why don’t you try it then, you communist!!
Itch: katbrush.itch.io/landlordquest
Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/3919720/...
November 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
The reviews are in! And you too can laugh out loud several times, by playing Landlord Quest today!
Itch: katbrush.itch.io/landlordquest
Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/3919720/...
Itch: katbrush.itch.io/landlordquest
Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/3919720/...
GDT’s Frankenstein speaks to humanity’s deepest desire: to receive a pat on the head
November 26, 2025 at 3:27 PM
GDT’s Frankenstein speaks to humanity’s deepest desire: to receive a pat on the head
All’s Well, streaming now on Hulu
November 26, 2025 at 1:59 PM
All’s Well, streaming now on Hulu
T-minus two years until Jacob Elordi is revealed as the new Tony Stark
November 26, 2025 at 3:59 AM
T-minus two years until Jacob Elordi is revealed as the new Tony Stark
I Am So Great! (The Simpsons)
YouTube video by ThingsICantFindOtherwise
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November 26, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Wonderland is such a weak-ass US copycat of NumberBlocks. This is a thing I have an opinion about now
November 25, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Wonderland is such a weak-ass US copycat of NumberBlocks. This is a thing I have an opinion about now
When I watch Pluribus all I can think is “I wish Apple had been financing Sense8”
November 24, 2025 at 8:50 PM
When I watch Pluribus all I can think is “I wish Apple had been financing Sense8”
Catching up on Pluribus, a.k.a. Vince Gilligan Bankrupts the Apple Corporation
November 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Catching up on Pluribus, a.k.a. Vince Gilligan Bankrupts the Apple Corporation
This is self-serving advice given that I’m a guy with a Patreon but now is a great time to divert the money you’re giving to major studios and streamers and invest in independent creators instead.
Ellison's company, Skydance Media, acquired CBS owner Paramount Global earlier this year and is now preparing to purchase Warner Bros. Discovery.
Elizabeth Warren Calls Out CBS Owner On His Own Network: 'One Man Named David Ellison'
Ellison's company, Skydance Media, acquired CBS owner Paramount Global earlier this year and is now preparing to purchase Warner Bros. Discovery.
www.huffpost.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:59 PM
This is self-serving advice given that I’m a guy with a Patreon but now is a great time to divert the money you’re giving to major studios and streamers and invest in independent creators instead.
This looks like Jon Moxley doing a bit
Best thing to come out of this Eagles/Cowboys game are these images of Jake Elliott on the sidelines
November 24, 2025 at 1:07 AM
This looks like Jon Moxley doing a bit
Piracy is back
November 24, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Piracy is back
It’s a silly thing to get emotional about but I really love that most wooden rail kits for toddlers are still cross-compatible. It feels like someone would have tried to start a Brand War at some point but if they did it didn’t stick. Their pieces still fit together and kids can have more fun.
November 23, 2025 at 11:31 PM
It’s a silly thing to get emotional about but I really love that most wooden rail kits for toddlers are still cross-compatible. It feels like someone would have tried to start a Brand War at some point but if they did it didn’t stick. Their pieces still fit together and kids can have more fun.
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🎶Don't Stop
Believin'🎶
Believin'🎶
November 23, 2025 at 4:08 PM
🎶Don't Stop
Believin'🎶
Believin'🎶
Want to make a “You People Need Jesus” shirt except instead of “Jesus” it’s “Geocities”
November 22, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Want to make a “You People Need Jesus” shirt except instead of “Jesus” it’s “Geocities”