Here you go

I wish Twitter was still searchable because I did a really good bit on there about a misty-eyed trailer for a family-friendly Porky’s reboot

Such attitude! I assume that’s the Terrible Twos at the keyboard.

I’m a baby, loser

I’m a week behind so it’s possible I’m gonna embarrass myself here but not convinced Pluribus is gonna have a twist that firmly establishes the telepathic bond to be bad. I have faith in these storytellers either way but I like that it’s currently in the eye of the beholder.

You mean the human race isn’t a disease and Agent Smith isn’t the cure?

I respect that when Netflix was like “would you mind just shooting it on a greenscreen” the Wachowskis were like “eat my shorts” but what a loss for television