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Dylan Roth
@dylanroth.bsky.social
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Storyteller and erstwhile freelance film & TV commentator. Bass, vocals, and songs in No Jersey. Co-host of The Pod Universe. Avatar by Joe Hunter. He/him
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It’s da Grinch (Chuck Jones version) with the biggest evil smile and his hair in that weird heart shape
November 27, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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The First Omen (2024) dir. Arkasha Stevenson
I’m lying down on a rug with my long hair strewn about like tendrils
November 27, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Did I ever post this here
John Wick sits in a chair surrounded by goons who wish him ill. John’s face is green and he’s got a witch’s hat on his head. Caption: Yeah, I’m thinking I’ll try defying gravity.
November 20, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Kevin Garnett in Uncut Gems: “Why the fuck would you show it to me if I can’t have it?!”
November 19, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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If you see this post your getaway vehicle
The MTA 9 train, which used to run “express”on the 1 line before it was discontinued for not saving any time. It hasn’t run in 20 years. The cops would be too confounded to ever catch me.
November 19, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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It’s dark out! It’s 5:19 PM and it’s dark out!
De Niro in Joker
November 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound…
November 3, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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He’s a dang growd up now
The little guy in a tuxedo
October 31, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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You know I had a great/demanding day of parenting because I’ve got a cramp in my puppeteering hand
My 2-year-old shouting with a hand puppet of Homestar Runner. I’m probably in this photo somewhere
October 31, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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Tom DeLonge voice
“Love Binds. Truth Breaks” An AMC Theaters push notification reminding me to get tickets to see “Anniversary,” opening 10/29
October 28, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Teen Abe Lincoln from Clone High
October 14, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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“…with sexy results.” Homer Simpson, crashing a soap opera as an “angel” revealing details of future episodes.
October 14, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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The Simpsons, hypnotized by their television. Subtitle: “We are watching Shrek.”
October 12, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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Star Trek : jackets :: Star Wars : helmets
Caleb, the lead of the upcoming Star Trek: Starfleet Academy, wearing a sick varsity jacket
October 11, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Adam Scott, best known for his role as USS Defiant Helmsman in 1996 Jonathan Frakes film Star Trek: First Contact
Adam Scott in a Starfleet uniform at the helm of the Defiant. Worf sits in the captain’s chair in the background
October 8, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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Describe your Bluesky account in a single image
From Community: Britta Perry sits in a cage where she has locked herself in a poorly-considered attempt at activism, squirting a ketchup bottle onto a globe as if that means something.
October 7, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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Legolas on the mountain in Fellowship. This is from when he says “there is a fell voice on the air.”
October 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Meet the Met
Me under the explosion chandeliers at the New York Metropolitan Opera
October 4, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Babe, c’mahhhn! It’s parta my culture!!
An ad for three different wooden trains from the popular Munipal series, each representing a car or locomotive from the NJ Transit system. The ad is titled “Jersey Threesome!”
October 4, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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I love the Brooklyn Tower because it’s like someone hired an architect and told them “Give me the third act of a Spider-Man movie.”
The Brooklyn Tower in downtown, an imposing but honestly rad Neo-Deco skyscraper where Wilson Fisk probably lives
October 4, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Cheers homie
October 3, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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September 30 ➡️ October 1
September 30, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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On its birthday, share one image from your favorite #TNG episode
Tamarian Captain Dathon (Paul Winfield) cheers to the heavens because Picard has figured out how to speak with him
September 28, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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If you see this, post a robot 🤖
Data, in “The Neutral Zone” (TNG Season 1) “Actually, there is a distinct difference between an android and a robot.
September 21, 2025 at 1:50 AM