Adrian Dittmann
@dwayne0314.bsky.social
Just an average guy with a large decentralized family and billions of reasons to be happy. Comedian making comedy legal again.
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Today’s front page of the Minnesota Star Tribune. 👀
January 23, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Today’s front page of the Minnesota Star Tribune. 👀
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Every poll these days is like:
- Mad Nazi Pedophile King: 39%
- The Democrats: 42%
- Mad Nazi Pedophile King: 39%
- The Democrats: 42%
January 22, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Every poll these days is like:
- Mad Nazi Pedophile King: 39%
- The Democrats: 42%
- Mad Nazi Pedophile King: 39%
- The Democrats: 42%
Jack Sparrow: The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do.
January 22, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Jack Sparrow: The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do.
On the nose…
"Stop calling ICE the Gestapo! ICE is nothing like the Gestapo. Now, let me innumerate all the many ways ICE is exactly like the Gestapo. Thank you for your attention to this matter."
January 22, 2026 at 2:25 PM
On the nose…
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McGovern: Well, he said a lot of crazy shit today. I think it’s time to take the keys away from grandpa. He doesn’t seem like he’s all there.
January 21, 2026 at 6:59 PM
McGovern: Well, he said a lot of crazy shit today. I think it’s time to take the keys away from grandpa. He doesn’t seem like he’s all there.
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1/ You probably know the first part of this MLK quote...
"Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. We are caught in an inescapable network of mutuality, tied in a single garment of destiny. Whatever affects one directly, affects all indirectly."
"Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. We are caught in an inescapable network of mutuality, tied in a single garment of destiny. Whatever affects one directly, affects all indirectly."
January 20, 2026 at 2:46 AM
1/ You probably know the first part of this MLK quote...
"Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. We are caught in an inescapable network of mutuality, tied in a single garment of destiny. Whatever affects one directly, affects all indirectly."
"Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. We are caught in an inescapable network of mutuality, tied in a single garment of destiny. Whatever affects one directly, affects all indirectly."
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If anyone has old sport’s trophies 🏆 or medals 🥇 may I suggest sending them to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue in DC.
January 17, 2026 at 4:34 PM
If anyone has old sport’s trophies 🏆 or medals 🥇 may I suggest sending them to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue in DC.
Love this
We should all send our childhood participation trophies and random stupid medals for 6th place T-ball
to:
Attn:
The Littlest Middle Finger Boy Who was Never Loved
1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW
Washington D.C 20500
to:
Attn:
The Littlest Middle Finger Boy Who was Never Loved
1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW
Washington D.C 20500
January 17, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Love this
I hear this isn’t even the real medal, but a knockoff that they decided to frame so Trump will never know.
January 16, 2026 at 10:21 PM
I hear this isn’t even the real medal, but a knockoff that they decided to frame so Trump will never know.
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I'm just...I mean, we're all just soul-sick, aren't we? This is a scandal a day. It cannot go on.
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After lying about this baby they gassed and almost killed in their own neighborhood, DHS deleted their post
After lying about this baby they gassed and almost killed in their own neighborhood, DHS deleted their post
January 16, 2026 at 9:56 PM
I'm just...I mean, we're all just soul-sick, aren't we? This is a scandal a day. It cannot go on.
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this entire presidency is so fucking stupid man
national self-immolation led by a senile pedophile because 49.8% of American voters are either fascists or dipshits
national self-immolation led by a senile pedophile because 49.8% of American voters are either fascists or dipshits
REPORTER: Do you commit to not militarily engaging NATO partners?
TRUMP: I don't talk about that
REPORTER: You're not willing to commit to not attacking a NATO partner?
TRUMP: I don't talk about that
REPORTER: You're not willing to commit to not attacking a NATO partner?
January 16, 2026 at 10:04 PM
this entire presidency is so fucking stupid man
national self-immolation led by a senile pedophile because 49.8% of American voters are either fascists or dipshits
national self-immolation led by a senile pedophile because 49.8% of American voters are either fascists or dipshits
The finger is reserved for Trump and Trump alone.
Oh no people are giving the middle finger to the murderers and kidnappers who are occupying their city with brutal force, oh no not that
Leavitt complains that protesters are pointing their middle fingers at ICE vehicles
January 16, 2026 at 7:05 PM
The finger is reserved for Trump and Trump alone.
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This Weekend Is One Of The Best Of 2026 For Stargazing — What To See
This Weekend Is One Of The Best Of 2026 For Stargazing — What To See
A new moon on Sunday, Jan. 18, means dark skies and some of the best stargazing conditions of the year. Here are the bright stars, constellations and objects to see.
www.forbes.com
January 15, 2026 at 12:30 PM
This Weekend Is One Of The Best Of 2026 For Stargazing — What To See
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Minnesota Attorney General @keithellison.bsky.social with a message aimed at the Trump admin after the killing of Renee Good: “There is no statute of limitations on murder by the way. And that’s something they should keep in mind because they are not always going to be in power”
January 16, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Minnesota Attorney General @keithellison.bsky.social with a message aimed at the Trump admin after the killing of Renee Good: “There is no statute of limitations on murder by the way. And that’s something they should keep in mind because they are not always going to be in power”
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Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has. - Margaret Mead
Pic of the day
#photography
Pic of the day
#photography
January 15, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has. - Margaret Mead
Pic of the day
#photography
Pic of the day
#photography
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imagine voting to fund the government after all this.
treason.
treason.
January 15, 2026 at 2:44 PM
imagine voting to fund the government after all this.
treason.
treason.
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Bravo to the Ford employee who shouted "pedophile protector" at the Chief Pedophile Protector of the United States, Donald Trump 👏👏👏👏👏
January 14, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Bravo to the Ford employee who shouted "pedophile protector" at the Chief Pedophile Protector of the United States, Donald Trump 👏👏👏👏👏
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I think it is probably a bad idea to put clearly unhinged, angry psychopaths in federal law enforcement positions.
January 9, 2026 at 2:15 PM
I think it is probably a bad idea to put clearly unhinged, angry psychopaths in federal law enforcement positions.
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I invite all Americans to join Minnesota in a day of unity tomorrow.
January 9, 2026 at 12:15 AM
I invite all Americans to join Minnesota in a day of unity tomorrow.
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Good question for Kristi Noem.
January 8, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Good question for Kristi Noem.