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Agent🕵🏻‍♀️355 🇺🇦(🆘🇺🇸☎️)
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USN Veteran & Liberal AF & Married “Some people have to learn the really really really hard way.” -Mom 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 = Genocide is not Acceptable LGBTQ+ rights are human rights
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Agent🕵🏻‍♀️355 🇺🇦(🆘🇺🇸☎️) @schmidtjokes.bsky.social · May 18
Hey 👋 it’s Sunday/Domingo whatever, some things in life do in fact suck… but Prince’s solo starting at 3:27 will never disappoint you. EVER. 🕺🏽

🔥PRINCE🕺🏽👑 GUITAR 🎸SOLO🔥
starts at 3:27 minute

👇100% joyful Rock & Fuckin Roll👇 youtu.be/6SFNW5F8K9Y?...
Prince, Tom Petty, Steve Winwood, Jeff Lynne, more - "While My Guitar Gently Weeps" | 2004 Induction
YouTube video by Rock & Roll Hall of Fame
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Luke Steuber @lukesteuber.com · 1d
Highly recommended. I didn’t know much of anything about her at first; turns out I could have saved myself some research time by just waiting for this video
Bari Weiss: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
YouTube video by LastWeekTonight
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Agent🕵🏻‍♀️355 🇺🇦(🆘🇺🇸☎️) @schmidtjokes.bsky.social · 8h
No person is Fuggin going to mars please stop entertaining this bs
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Agent🕵🏻‍♀️355 🇺🇦(🆘🇺🇸☎️) @schmidtjokes.bsky.social · 16h
(Incels Rejoice) Silicon Valley is so excited
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Agent🕵🏻‍♀️355 🇺🇦(🆘🇺🇸☎️) @schmidtjokes.bsky.social · 20h
Time to start filling up jars with piss like Howard Hughes 🫙. You never know when you’re going to need them.
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Agent🕵🏻‍♀️355 🇺🇦(🆘🇺🇸☎️) @schmidtjokes.bsky.social · 20h
Ummm ok 🤷‍♂️ 🫡 🇺🇸
a man wearing a wig and sunglasses is pouring oil over his head with the words " oil up " below him
Alt: a man wearing a wig and sunglasses is pouring oil over his head with the words " oil up " below him
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Agent🕵🏻‍♀️355 🇺🇦(🆘🇺🇸☎️) @schmidtjokes.bsky.social · 20h
The slow coup is progressing and Time puts out ridiculous things like this and it’s in the middle of a constitutional crisis, historic government shutdown and authoritarian takeover… 🤬WTAF

BS vs Reality
A bullshit whitewashing of djt’s reign of terror by Time magazine when really he sabotaged the same deal a year ago that Biden was going to make and it cost many lives A faux more realistic Time magazine cover of djt with the head “TIME: To Escalator Down” with a mini grim reaper on his shoulder holding an hourglass with piles of cartoon skull below him
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Agent🕵🏻‍♀️355 🇺🇦(🆘🇺🇸☎️) @schmidtjokes.bsky.social · 23h
🤷‍♂️
Faux Time magazine cover with headline, TIME: To Escalator Down, with a mini grim reaper with an hourglass on his shoulder of DJT
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Agent🕵🏻‍♀️355 🇺🇦(🆘🇺🇸☎️) @schmidtjokes.bsky.social · 1d
☎️☎️☎️☎️☎️☎️☎️☎️☎️☎️

Office of
Professional Responsibility
Investigations
• Report Misconduct 833-442-3677
Email [email protected]

Call DHS Office of Inspector General at 800-323-8603
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Agent🕵🏻‍♀️355 🇺🇦(🆘🇺🇸☎️) @schmidtjokes.bsky.social · 1d
Idk? Buy a bigger collar fupa face
Djt’s old man neck fupa face
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Agent🕵🏻‍♀️355 🇺🇦(🆘🇺🇸☎️) @schmidtjokes.bsky.social · 1d
Haha 📸 🤩
Djt aka #PedoPinochet of the cover of time looking amaze neck vag balls PedoPimochet’s old man neck vagina. He could just buy a bigger collar? 🤷‍♂️
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Agent🕵🏻‍♀️355 🇺🇦(🆘🇺🇸☎️) @schmidtjokes.bsky.social · 1d
Call ☎️ these MFers Out!

Literally:

Office of Professional Responsibility
Investigations

• Report Misconduct
833-442-3677
Email [email protected]

Call DHS Office of Inspector General at 800-323-8603
Office of Professional Responsibility Investigations • Report Misconduct Call OPR at 833-4ICE-OPR (833-442- 3677) Email ICEOPRIntake@ice.dhs.gov Use the "File a Complaint" link Call DHS Office of Inspector General at 800-323-8603 • Giglio/Henthorn Checks Email ICE-OPR-GIGLIO@ice.dhs.gov ICE Security • Law Enforcement Officer Safety Act (LEOSA) Email ICELEOSA@ice.dhs.gov • ICE OPR Badge and Credential Program Email ICECredentialShield@ice.dhs.gov
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Agent🕵🏻‍♀️355 🇺🇦(🆘🇺🇸☎️) @schmidtjokes.bsky.social · 1d
☎️ these MFers out
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Agent🕵🏻‍♀️355 🇺🇦(🆘🇺🇸☎️) @schmidtjokes.bsky.social · 1d
Call the bastards out ☎️☎️📞☎️☎️

Literally:

• Report Misconduct 833-442-3677
Email [email protected]

Call DHS Office of Inspector General at 800-323-8603
Office of Professional Responsibility Investigations • Report Misconduct Call OPR at 833-4ICE-OPR (833-442- 3677) Email ICEOPRIntake@ice.dhs.gov Use the "File a Complaint" link Call DHS Office of Inspector General at 800-323-8603 • Giglio/Henthorn Checks Email ICE-OPR-GIGLIO@ice.dhs.gov ICE Security • Law Enforcement Officer Safety Act (LEOSA) Email ICELEOSA@ice.dhs.gov • ICE OPR Badge and Credential Program Email ICECredentialShield@ice.dhs.gov
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Agent🕵🏻‍♀️355 🇺🇦(🆘🇺🇸☎️) @schmidtjokes.bsky.social · 1d
Call ☎️ 🙏🫵👇Fuhk 🧊

• Report misconduct 833-442-3677
Email [email protected]
DHS Office of Inspector General at 800-323-8603
• Report Misconduct Call OPR at 833-4ICE-OPR (833-442- 3677) Email ICEOPRIntake@ice.dhs.gov Use the "File a Complaint" link Call DHS Office of Inspector General at 800-323-8603
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Agent🕵🏻‍♀️355 🇺🇦(🆘🇺🇸☎️) @schmidtjokes.bsky.social · 1d
☎️ 🙏 call them please. Esp. The Inspector General. 📞 ☎️
Inspector General Website Email (703)607-7419
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Agent🕵🏻‍♀️355 🇺🇦(🆘🇺🇸☎️) @schmidtjokes.bsky.social · 1d
Just some phone numbers y’all might want to light up…
Archives.gov: Military Service Records National Guard Bureau Contact List Office Website Email Phone Family Programs Website (703) 607- 5441 Inspector General Website Email (703) 607- 7419 Legislative Liaison Website Email Office of Equal Website Email 1 (800) Opportunity Office of the Joint Chaplain Senior Leader 371- 0617 Website Email Website (703) Management Office 607- 3643 Small Business Office Website Email (703) 601- 6765 Youth Programs Website Email (703) 607- 0784
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Nick Kristof @nickkristof.bsky.social · 2d
In Portland, an ambulance was summoned to the ICE office to treat an injured protester (not clear how he was injured). But when the patient was loaded inside, ICE officers refused to let the ambulance leave and threatened to shoot the ambulance driver: www.wweek.com/news/2025/10...
Documents Allege a Federal Agent at Portland ICE Threatened to Shoot an Ambulance Driver
Feds delayed medics who had come to pick up an injured protester. Then, according to confidential incident reports, the agents became aggressive.
www.wweek.com
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Agent🕵🏻‍♀️355 🇺🇦(🆘🇺🇸☎️) @schmidtjokes.bsky.social · 2d
#PedoPenochet would’ve saved everyone but is FOR SURE he’s not going to heaven ???

#EpsteinFiles will come out and He Knows This
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Agent🕵🏻‍♀️355 🇺🇦(🆘🇺🇸☎️) @schmidtjokes.bsky.social · 2d
Every. Damn. Day. Thoughts.
Stick figure prodding an NRA logo with text, C'mon... Defend freedom from the big government treading on us... Stick figure prodding an NRA logo with text, C'mon, do a Resist Tyranny
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Agent🕵🏻‍♀️355 🇺🇦(🆘🇺🇸☎️) @schmidtjokes.bsky.social · 3d
Link?
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Agent🕵🏻‍♀️355 🇺🇦(🆘🇺🇸☎️) @schmidtjokes.bsky.social · 3d
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Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump • 16h Thank you to President Putin! President Putin responds to President Trump not winning the Nobel Peace Prize: "This award lost credibility. The committee discussed the prize for people who have done nothing for the world." "He solves complex problems, crises that last for decades."
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Agent🕵🏻‍♀️355 🇺🇦(🆘🇺🇸☎️) @schmidtjokes.bsky.social · 3d
He’s the two girls one cup of Presidents
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Agent🕵🏻‍♀️355 🇺🇦(🆘🇺🇸☎️) @schmidtjokes.bsky.social · 3d
So he really can’t remember that day then….

Maybe someone should ask him what day month and year it is on that day next interview…?
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Agent🕵🏻‍♀️355 🇺🇦(🆘🇺🇸☎️) @schmidtjokes.bsky.social · 3d
Evil. We the (have a lot of evil) people
a man sitting in a chair with a blanket around his neck
Alt: a man sitting in a chair with a blanket around his neck
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Agent🕵🏻‍♀️355 🇺🇦(🆘🇺🇸☎️) @schmidtjokes.bsky.social · 3d
🎯
a man in a white tank top is sitting on a bed with the words that is correct behind him
Alt: a man in a white tank top is sitting on a bed with the words that is correct behind him is Chris Farley from the movie Billy Madison
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