#1 Ajani Goldmane Simp
@dualcasterjay.bsky.social
adult trans butch jew in progress.
Black Lives Never Stopped Mattering
Black Lives Never Stopped Mattering
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real and true
October 23, 2025 at 11:38 PM
real and true
maybe christmas miracles do exist
December 21, 2025 at 12:28 PM
maybe christmas miracles do exist
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shut the fuck up old man and take your
December 20, 2025 at 1:01 AM
shut the fuck up old man and take your
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they're called broad shoulders because they look good on women
December 18, 2025 at 11:33 PM
they're called broad shoulders because they look good on women
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trying to decide if this would be a good or bad idea
December 20, 2025 at 1:42 AM
trying to decide if this would be a good or bad idea
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"they don't know how to express the idea" here's rian johnson's storyboard for knives out
pick up a pencil and a napkin
pick up a pencil and a napkin
December 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM
"they don't know how to express the idea" here's rian johnson's storyboard for knives out
pick up a pencil and a napkin
pick up a pencil and a napkin
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Watching a Puppy Girl in line at the dronification station crying this economy is fucking us up.
December 12, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Watching a Puppy Girl in line at the dronification station crying this economy is fucking us up.
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“you’re right, life’s gonna suck for those twenty million americans” sure is a fucking Take going into a midterm year
REPORTER: More than 20 million Americans are now bracing for their premiums to skyrocket
TRUMP: They will skyrocket because it was never any good
TRUMP: They will skyrocket because it was never any good
December 18, 2025 at 7:34 PM
“you’re right, life’s gonna suck for those twenty million americans” sure is a fucking Take going into a midterm year
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The year is 2035. There are three game studios left. Each one produces a game every 10 years, killing 250+ developers in the process. They all accidentally make the same game because they used genAI in preproduction. They sell 500 million units each, missing quarterly targets. Everyone is laid off.
December 18, 2025 at 4:49 PM
The year is 2035. There are three game studios left. Each one produces a game every 10 years, killing 250+ developers in the process. They all accidentally make the same game because they used genAI in preproduction. They sell 500 million units each, missing quarterly targets. Everyone is laid off.
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The rapture isn't coming. At least, not like this. The crows know.
September 23, 2025 at 10:40 AM
The rapture isn't coming. At least, not like this. The crows know.
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Never forget the time in 2020 Charlie Kirk (dead now) pretended to be a black guy on Twitter but forgot to switch accounts when giving himself a nice compliment.
December 16, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Never forget the time in 2020 Charlie Kirk (dead now) pretended to be a black guy on Twitter but forgot to switch accounts when giving himself a nice compliment.
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Krile keeping Thancred and his shitty aether on life support while we fix the intershard soul transport issue.
December 15, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Krile keeping Thancred and his shitty aether on life support while we fix the intershard soul transport issue.
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I am so proud of them. the kids did it. they made a new stupid number to say. they may now take their place in history.
December 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I am so proud of them. the kids did it. they made a new stupid number to say. they may now take their place in history.
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sighs. i need to see that guy folded like a chair and broken in half
December 12, 2025 at 8:55 PM
sighs. i need to see that guy folded like a chair and broken in half
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Hear. Feel. Think. Cope. Seethe. Mald.
December 12, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Hear. Feel. Think. Cope. Seethe. Mald.
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
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“Women who think critically are always labeled difficult because it saves the world from admitting they’re right” — bell hooks
Repost of Charmaine Simpson, on LinkendIN: www.linkedin.com/posts/blackh...
Repost of Charmaine Simpson, on LinkendIN: www.linkedin.com/posts/blackh...
December 9, 2025 at 10:14 PM
“Women who think critically are always labeled difficult because it saves the world from admitting they’re right” — bell hooks
Repost of Charmaine Simpson, on LinkendIN: www.linkedin.com/posts/blackh...
Repost of Charmaine Simpson, on LinkendIN: www.linkedin.com/posts/blackh...
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One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
December 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
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when i say i'm "going to bed", i really mean i am going to fantasize about my OCs kissing until sleep eventually stops me
December 8, 2025 at 12:32 AM
when i say i'm "going to bed", i really mean i am going to fantasize about my OCs kissing until sleep eventually stops me
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This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
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it is important to get your daily intake of squishy cowgirl. You may be squishy cowgirl deficient and not even realize it.
November 3, 2025 at 10:48 PM
it is important to get your daily intake of squishy cowgirl. You may be squishy cowgirl deficient and not even realize it.
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online friendship is crazy. like yeah we go way back. we talk about weird shit exclusively and we've seen each other in person between zero and four times
December 5, 2025 at 1:38 PM
online friendship is crazy. like yeah we go way back. we talk about weird shit exclusively and we've seen each other in person between zero and four times