Drunk On Mystery
@drunkonmystery.bsky.social
Everybody here comes from somewhere that they would just as soon forget
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I'm 40 years old and a dad of two, so let me say this:
I'm unofficially adopting every Bluesky user who isn't an obnoxious asshole, effective immediately.
I'm your new dad, and I know you're struggling, but I can see how hard you're working to improve yourself.
I'm really proud of you.
I'm unofficially adopting every Bluesky user who isn't an obnoxious asshole, effective immediately.
I'm your new dad, and I know you're struggling, but I can see how hard you're working to improve yourself.
I'm really proud of you.
@profanity.accountant, let's see it
November 30, 2025 at 12:53 AM
@profanity.accountant, let's see it
Megalopolis is terrible, but it's the fascinating kind of terrible.
Every decision the movie makes is wrong, bizarre, or both.
As a result, the movie is awful, but it is at least interesting, which is more than most movies can manage
Every decision the movie makes is wrong, bizarre, or both.
As a result, the movie is awful, but it is at least interesting, which is more than most movies can manage
if only there was a story about a blonde amoral starfucker journalist from new york city who is proactive in facilitating the rise of fascism getting her just desserts that could provide us with some form of catharsis
November 29, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Megalopolis is terrible, but it's the fascinating kind of terrible.
Every decision the movie makes is wrong, bizarre, or both.
As a result, the movie is awful, but it is at least interesting, which is more than most movies can manage
Every decision the movie makes is wrong, bizarre, or both.
As a result, the movie is awful, but it is at least interesting, which is more than most movies can manage
Help! My ship's captain is obsessed with his Ex, who is a whale!"
On the other hand I think it would be very funny to retitle literary fiction light novel style. “Oh No! This Author Stand-In is Unhappily Married”
This attitude is how you end up with light novel titles.
November 29, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Help! My ship's captain is obsessed with his Ex, who is a whale!"
"This series is bullshit. This apothecary has not even written one fucking diary!"
This attitude is how you end up with light novel titles.
November 29, 2025 at 9:19 PM
"This series is bullshit. This apothecary has not even written one fucking diary!"
It was a different situation, but one thing I had to learn the very hard way is that sometimes you can't do anything to help someone beyond making sure they know that they're always welcome to come back to you, and that you'll always leave the light on for them when they're ready.
People I've known online for a long time have commented, over the past 2 or so years, that I seem to have disappeared, bit by bit. It's true. I did. That's what happens when you are separated from your own truth. But I am clawing my way back. And I will shine light on what I saw, from the other side
I have escaped from domestic violence. The domestic violence was not just contained to the home, but also involved weaponization of systems. I hope to do a fuller accounting of what happened one day to bring light to this problem. For now, here is my "Thank You" note to Joe Biden & the VAWA.
November 29, 2025 at 1:40 AM
It was a different situation, but one thing I had to learn the very hard way is that sometimes you can't do anything to help someone beyond making sure they know that they're always welcome to come back to you, and that you'll always leave the light on for them when they're ready.
What a typical text conversation between my mother and me looks like:
November 28, 2025 at 10:02 PM
What a typical text conversation between my mother and me looks like:
When I was just a baby political poster on what was known at the time as "radical centrist Twitter", Magdi was one of the people who I loved following as much as anyone.
Magdi and I have, I think, pretty damn similar politics, but I have always appreciated how, because I feel like we arrive at them
Magdi and I have, I think, pretty damn similar politics, but I have always appreciated how, because I feel like we arrive at them
I have escaped from domestic violence. The domestic violence was not just contained to the home, but also involved weaponization of systems. I hope to do a fuller accounting of what happened one day to bring light to this problem. For now, here is my "Thank You" note to Joe Biden & the VAWA.
November 28, 2025 at 9:34 PM
When I was just a baby political poster on what was known at the time as "radical centrist Twitter", Magdi was one of the people who I loved following as much as anyone.
Magdi and I have, I think, pretty damn similar politics, but I have always appreciated how, because I feel like we arrive at them
Magdi and I have, I think, pretty damn similar politics, but I have always appreciated how, because I feel like we arrive at them
This is just pretty open and vile racism, and it'd be nice to see, say, the NYT or Chicago Tribune, or Washington Post or really any media conglomerate call it out as such.
They won't though, because they all agree with it.
They won't though, because they all agree with it.
November 28, 2025 at 2:35 PM
This is just pretty open and vile racism, and it'd be nice to see, say, the NYT or Chicago Tribune, or Washington Post or really any media conglomerate call it out as such.
They won't though, because they all agree with it.
They won't though, because they all agree with it.
I, I really want to go out
I really want to go outside and stop to see your day
You, you really want to hole up
You really want to stay inside and sleep the light away
I really want to go outside and stop to see your day
You, you really want to hole up
You really want to stay inside and sleep the light away
Circumstantial evidence, but:
Usha Vance has been photographed without her wedding ring
Erika Kirk just announced she’s pregnant
The timeline of said pregnancy doesn’t seem to line up with the assassination right
Usha Vance has been photographed without her wedding ring
Erika Kirk just announced she’s pregnant
The timeline of said pregnancy doesn’t seem to line up with the assassination right
November 28, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I, I really want to go out
I really want to go outside and stop to see your day
You, you really want to hole up
You really want to stay inside and sleep the light away
I really want to go outside and stop to see your day
You, you really want to hole up
You really want to stay inside and sleep the light away
Part of the problem with the rush of journalists trying to act like there is some sort of universal condemnation of Nuzzi/Lizza is a) we all have eyes and can see that that isn't true, b) we all saw her VF gig and the fawning NYT profile, and c) where were you a year ago?
November 28, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Part of the problem with the rush of journalists trying to act like there is some sort of universal condemnation of Nuzzi/Lizza is a) we all have eyes and can see that that isn't true, b) we all saw her VF gig and the fawning NYT profile, and c) where were you a year ago?
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you better watch out
You better watch out
You Better Watch Out
𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝘉𝘌𝘛𝘛𝘌𝘙 𝘞𝘈𝘛𝘊𝘏 𝘖𝘜𝘛
𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝘽𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙒𝘼𝙏𝘾𝙃 𝙊𝙐𝙏
𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗕𝗘𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗨𝗧
𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇 𝐎𝐔𝐓
《根据中华人民共和国相关法律法规，强烈建议谨慎行事》
You better watch out
You Better Watch Out
𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝘉𝘌𝘛𝘛𝘌𝘙 𝘞𝘈𝘛𝘊𝘏 𝘖𝘜𝘛
𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝘽𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙒𝘼𝙏𝘾𝙃 𝙊𝙐𝙏
𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗕𝗘𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗨𝗧
𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇 𝐎𝐔𝐓
《根据中华人民共和国相关法律法规，强烈建议谨慎行事》
November 27, 2025 at 7:58 PM
you better watch out
You better watch out
You Better Watch Out
𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝘉𝘌𝘛𝘛𝘌𝘙 𝘞𝘈𝘛𝘊𝘏 𝘖𝘜𝘛
𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝘽𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙒𝘼𝙏𝘾𝙃 𝙊𝙐𝙏
𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗕𝗘𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗨𝗧
𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇 𝐎𝐔𝐓
《根据中华人民共和国相关法律法规，强烈建议谨慎行事》
You better watch out
You Better Watch Out
𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝘉𝘌𝘛𝘛𝘌𝘙 𝘞𝘈𝘛𝘊𝘏 𝘖𝘜𝘛
𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝘽𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙒𝘼𝙏𝘾𝙃 𝙊𝙐𝙏
𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗕𝗘𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗨𝗧
𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇 𝐎𝐔𝐓
《根据中华人民共和国相关法律法规，强烈建议谨慎行事》
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Their job was to exonerate her.
yeah it’s bad that Lizza has been sitting on this for so long but also how cursory and inept was that Vox investigation that not only managed to miss the biggest scandal in the history of American political journalism but affirmatively exonerated her bsky.app/profile/bkel...
So the editor of New York Magazine said there was no bias or ethical problems with Olivia's articles?
Does he still think that?
They should retract all of her stories
Does he still think that?
They should retract all of her stories
November 27, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Their job was to exonerate her.
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
Right, which is why the people trying to frame Nuzzi and Lizza as aberrations miss the point.
Their behavior is only abnormal because of its newness, but the kind of people who would behave as they have is not random; it's the logical endpoint of the environment they've fostered for years
Their behavior is only abnormal because of its newness, but the kind of people who would behave as they have is not random; it's the logical endpoint of the environment they've fostered for years
yep. also really can't overstate how much nuzzi is very much the product of an environment that rewards amoral ambition and frowns on people who sincerely believe anything
November 27, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Right, which is why the people trying to frame Nuzzi and Lizza as aberrations miss the point.
Their behavior is only abnormal because of its newness, but the kind of people who would behave as they have is not random; it's the logical endpoint of the environment they've fostered for years
Their behavior is only abnormal because of its newness, but the kind of people who would behave as they have is not random; it's the logical endpoint of the environment they've fostered for years
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Swerve and Hangman are the kind of masculinity I can get behind: Forming a friendship with your mortal enemy who burned your house down after you menaced his infant child - and just learning that you enjoy doing crimes *together*.
What 'male loneliness epidemic'?
#AEWDynamite
What 'male loneliness epidemic'?
#AEWDynamite
two men are arm wrestling each other in a gym .
ALT: two men are arm wrestling each other in a gym .
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Swerve and Hangman are the kind of masculinity I can get behind: Forming a friendship with your mortal enemy who burned your house down after you menaced his infant child - and just learning that you enjoy doing crimes *together*.
What 'male loneliness epidemic'?
#AEWDynamite
What 'male loneliness epidemic'?
#AEWDynamite
I think my basic explanation here is that this Semafor-Ben piece from the initial news had to either be correct or else he would have been run out of the industry, which he definitely was not.
November 27, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I think my basic explanation here is that this Semafor-Ben piece from the initial news had to either be correct or else he would have been run out of the industry, which he definitely was not.
"If these reports are accurate, then we face not a superior army, but a superior civilization. They do not hide, because they do not fear us. They waste resources because they have infinite resources. We cannot defeat this with military tactics,"
-Nazi Generalfieldmarschall Walter Model.
-Nazi Generalfieldmarschall Walter Model.
November 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
"If these reports are accurate, then we face not a superior army, but a superior civilization. They do not hide, because they do not fear us. They waste resources because they have infinite resources. We cannot defeat this with military tactics,"
-Nazi Generalfieldmarschall Walter Model.
-Nazi Generalfieldmarschall Walter Model.
It's a pity that there isn't the same level of "Longform essays about how day to day people saw the war" videos on Youtube for the Civil War as there is for WW2, because it'd be fascinating, but the ones from WW2 are frequently fascinating.
November 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM
It's a pity that there isn't the same level of "Longform essays about how day to day people saw the war" videos on Youtube for the Civil War as there is for WW2, because it'd be fascinating, but the ones from WW2 are frequently fascinating.
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One of my most lib-coded opinions is that it is reasonable to think that immigrants who seriously violate the terms of their Visas, like committing violent crimes or trying to work under a tourist Visa, should face deportation.
November 26, 2025 at 4:51 PM
One of my most lib-coded opinions is that it is reasonable to think that immigrants who seriously violate the terms of their Visas, like committing violent crimes or trying to work under a tourist Visa, should face deportation.
The literal, actual VERY LAST SCENE of Star Trek: TNG is Picard joining the officers' poker game, because he has realized that he wants to both see them and be seen by them as not just as captain, but as a friend.
November 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
The literal, actual VERY LAST SCENE of Star Trek: TNG is Picard joining the officers' poker game, because he has realized that he wants to both see them and be seen by them as not just as captain, but as a friend.
Watched the first 3 episodes of the Mighty Nein cartoon.
It was cute. Liked the Easter egg where two of the characters look into a series of magic mirrors that show them as different races and classes, and one of them, which shows them as humans, just shows their VAs. That was a fun bit.
It was cute. Liked the Easter egg where two of the characters look into a series of magic mirrors that show them as different races and classes, and one of them, which shows them as humans, just shows their VAs. That was a fun bit.
November 26, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Watched the first 3 episodes of the Mighty Nein cartoon.
It was cute. Liked the Easter egg where two of the characters look into a series of magic mirrors that show them as different races and classes, and one of them, which shows them as humans, just shows their VAs. That was a fun bit.
It was cute. Liked the Easter egg where two of the characters look into a series of magic mirrors that show them as different races and classes, and one of them, which shows them as humans, just shows their VAs. That was a fun bit.
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It's actually almost exactly like when Jake Paul beat Mike Tyson last November, which nobody took to mean Jake Paul was going to be the world's next great boxing champion.
If this was boxing and some newbie came outta nowhere and beat Mike Tyson in his prime in...whatever round is considered late, I don't know boxing, then *EVERYONE* would be clamoring to learn what that newbie's secret is.
November 26, 2025 at 2:43 PM
It's actually almost exactly like when Jake Paul beat Mike Tyson last November, which nobody took to mean Jake Paul was going to be the world's next great boxing champion.
Right.
The problem is that that is "policing", which a lot of these people reflexively hate.
They'd rather have the justice of the mob, so they have to work backwards to internally justify it.
The problem is that that is "policing", which a lot of these people reflexively hate.
They'd rather have the justice of the mob, so they have to work backwards to internally justify it.
“Demanding consequences from people who have done wrong” is not bullying. Putting up posters around town mocking someone for being gay is bullying.
November 26, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Right.
The problem is that that is "policing", which a lot of these people reflexively hate.
They'd rather have the justice of the mob, so they have to work backwards to internally justify it.
The problem is that that is "policing", which a lot of these people reflexively hate.
They'd rather have the justice of the mob, so they have to work backwards to internally justify it.
Happy Day-Before-Thanksgiving to all the office workers out there who showed up to work today.
I hope you have a great "Send 2 emails and then kill time for 8 hours" day
I hope you have a great "Send 2 emails and then kill time for 8 hours" day
November 26, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Happy Day-Before-Thanksgiving to all the office workers out there who showed up to work today.
I hope you have a great "Send 2 emails and then kill time for 8 hours" day
I hope you have a great "Send 2 emails and then kill time for 8 hours" day