Drunk On Mystery
@drunkonmystery.bsky.social
Everybody here comes from somewhere that they would just as soon forget
What a typical text conversation between my mother and me looks like:
November 28, 2025 at 10:02 PM
What a typical text conversation between my mother and me looks like:
I think my basic explanation here is that this Semafor-Ben piece from the initial news had to either be correct or else he would have been run out of the industry, which he definitely was not.
November 27, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I think my basic explanation here is that this Semafor-Ben piece from the initial news had to either be correct or else he would have been run out of the industry, which he definitely was not.
The literal, actual VERY LAST SCENE of Star Trek: TNG is Picard joining the officers' poker game, because he has realized that he wants to both see them and be seen by them as not just as captain, but as a friend.
November 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
The literal, actual VERY LAST SCENE of Star Trek: TNG is Picard joining the officers' poker game, because he has realized that he wants to both see them and be seen by them as not just as captain, but as a friend.
Or growing a bad mustache.
November 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Or growing a bad mustache.
When Biden was elected, they tried to hang Mike Pence as a traitor for refusing to help their convoluted plot to overthrow the US government.
November 24, 2025 at 1:52 PM
When Biden was elected, they tried to hang Mike Pence as a traitor for refusing to help their convoluted plot to overthrow the US government.
She lies and says she's in love with him
Can't find a better man
She dreams in color
She dreams in red
Can't find a better man
Can't find a better man
Can't find a better man
Oh-ooh-ooh
Can't find a better man
She dreams in color
She dreams in red
Can't find a better man
Can't find a better man
Can't find a better man
Oh-ooh-ooh
November 23, 2025 at 2:05 AM
She lies and says she's in love with him
Can't find a better man
She dreams in color
She dreams in red
Can't find a better man
Can't find a better man
Can't find a better man
Oh-ooh-ooh
Can't find a better man
She dreams in color
She dreams in red
Can't find a better man
Can't find a better man
Can't find a better man
Oh-ooh-ooh
And since we are ReBoot posting this morning, hear me out:
November 22, 2025 at 3:29 PM
And since we are ReBoot posting this morning, hear me out:
The video for "Dance Hall Days" by Wang Chung is about 70% stock footage from the 50s, and the remainder is just shots of the band on a tiny, fake USO stage, and they all look like this:
November 21, 2025 at 7:30 PM
The video for "Dance Hall Days" by Wang Chung is about 70% stock footage from the 50s, and the remainder is just shots of the band on a tiny, fake USO stage, and they all look like this:
It will not surprise anyone to learn that this person did NOT in fact call out the mutuals of theirs that immediately did this, even after I QTed their tweets to him.
November 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
It will not surprise anyone to learn that this person did NOT in fact call out the mutuals of theirs that immediately did this, even after I QTed their tweets to him.
Penny Lane is watching the Magic game with me.
November 21, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Penny Lane is watching the Magic game with me.
I would bet literally any amount of money that this person has never met a single person who is Chinese or Korean, much less any who were born within 40 years of World War 2.
November 20, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I would bet literally any amount of money that this person has never met a single person who is Chinese or Korean, much less any who were born within 40 years of World War 2.
I don't know if Amanda is interested in men or not, but when my non-wrestling fan wife asked me who my favorite wrestler in AEW was, I told her it was Hangman. And when I showed her a picture of him, she AUDIBLY mumbled: "UH....YUM" to herself.
November 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I don't know if Amanda is interested in men or not, but when my non-wrestling fan wife asked me who my favorite wrestler in AEW was, I told her it was Hangman. And when I showed her a picture of him, she AUDIBLY mumbled: "UH....YUM" to herself.
It also led to this incredible fan art piece.
Look at the shit-eating grin on Aerith's face. It's perfect.
Look at the shit-eating grin on Aerith's face. It's perfect.
November 19, 2025 at 3:16 PM
It also led to this incredible fan art piece.
Look at the shit-eating grin on Aerith's face. It's perfect.
Look at the shit-eating grin on Aerith's face. It's perfect.
We mounted our living room tv, and somehow it now seems even bigger.
Look at Freeza's noggin on this thing!
Look at Freeza's noggin on this thing!
November 18, 2025 at 10:46 PM
We mounted our living room tv, and somehow it now seems even bigger.
Look at Freeza's noggin on this thing!
Look at Freeza's noggin on this thing!
I don't know how anyone can see photos/videos of volcanic lightning and not immediately understand why a primitive people would see that and think "Yeah, a god lives in that thing. And he's pissed"
November 18, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I don't know how anyone can see photos/videos of volcanic lightning and not immediately understand why a primitive people would see that and think "Yeah, a god lives in that thing. And he's pissed"
Sometimes, you are having a bad time with things, and someone or something will cheer you up.
For me yesterday, it was my youngest son and my neice coming up behind me and holding my hand while we walked through Disney Springs.
My B.I.L. surprised me with the pictures thus morning
For me yesterday, it was my youngest son and my neice coming up behind me and holding my hand while we walked through Disney Springs.
My B.I.L. surprised me with the pictures thus morning
November 16, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Sometimes, you are having a bad time with things, and someone or something will cheer you up.
For me yesterday, it was my youngest son and my neice coming up behind me and holding my hand while we walked through Disney Springs.
My B.I.L. surprised me with the pictures thus morning
For me yesterday, it was my youngest son and my neice coming up behind me and holding my hand while we walked through Disney Springs.
My B.I.L. surprised me with the pictures thus morning
Ok, hear me out:
November 13, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Ok, hear me out:
Cut my finger open, and quickly realized that the only band-aids we have in the house are the ones we bought for the kids.
At least now, if I give someone the finger, it'll be extra shocking:
At least now, if I give someone the finger, it'll be extra shocking:
November 12, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Cut my finger open, and quickly realized that the only band-aids we have in the house are the ones we bought for the kids.
At least now, if I give someone the finger, it'll be extra shocking:
At least now, if I give someone the finger, it'll be extra shocking:
Not loving these targeted ads:
November 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Not loving these targeted ads:
It's also a game that allowed me to take this picture while house-sitting for my mother back in 2013:
November 11, 2025 at 2:33 PM
It's also a game that allowed me to take this picture while house-sitting for my mother back in 2013:
I think about this meme I randomly saved on my phone every time I start getting political grifters angrily retweeted into my feed:
November 11, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I think about this meme I randomly saved on my phone every time I start getting political grifters angrily retweeted into my feed:
I made this meme about the whole arc, no part of which makes any sense.
November 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I made this meme about the whole arc, no part of which makes any sense.