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Dr. Random J. Gopher
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Borned, growed up, lusting to be gentleman farmer with goats and a fine library.
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Textbook. If you are surprised, it is because this shit usually, at least not in the last 150 years, does not happen in the US. And the past is mild in comparison
February 10, 2026 at 7:25 PM
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For more singing toilets tune into the Turning Point USA halftime show
February 9, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Well, that bunny seemed rather personable!
February 9, 2026 at 1:41 AM
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This is the guy who nerfed Tumblr’s usage with the porn ban btw.
Will Lewis is resigning as WaPo CEO, former Tumblr CEO Jeff D’Onofrio is the paper’s new acting CEO and publisher, per memos to staff
February 7, 2026 at 10:48 PM
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Pyramid scheme could collapse without more suckers, conman warns
January 20, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Congratulations Indiana Football! Nice season. Miami walking off, shaking no hands, pouting, with crosses on his face...very Christ-like behavior, jackass.
January 20, 2026 at 4:32 AM
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There are entirely too many commentators on NFL pregame, halftime, and postgame shows
January 18, 2026 at 9:52 PM
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If there's one empirical insight I'd want everyone to understand about American politics, it's this:

America's problems are solved problems. Just not here.

What would change if the US simply matched the average of 31 peer democracies? Not Denmark or Norway. Just the middle of the pack. 🧵
January 12, 2026 at 9:36 PM
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January 17, 2026 at 10:47 PM
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January 14, 2026 at 1:20 AM
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DOJ To Prosecute Woodsy Owl As Environmental Terrorist In Non Politically Motivated Move
January 13, 2026 at 4:49 AM
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a bunch of tacticool idiots from Arizona going around yelling ARE YOU SCARED YET while falling on their ass on an icy sidewalk is not how you make an effective secret police
one of the most effective weapons we have against fascism is mockery, especially when its really funny
It occurs to me all the yelling at ICE in MPLS isn't merely funny. Getting made fun of like this is awful for morale. ICE is losing field officers faster than it can wave them through training, and a big part of it is how little of this these little weasels can take.
January 12, 2026 at 5:49 PM
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January 6, 2026 at 4:09 PM
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January 5, 2026 at 9:28 PM
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
December 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Remember: There's always strength in a union. Solidarity.
December 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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yelling that Trump is doing something "against the law" is meaningless if there are no consequences
December 19, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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😂👏👏👏👏👏
December 14, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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U.S. pals:
Do. Not. Donate. To. Salvation. Army.

There are better charities out there. Much better.
December 12, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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"In a new report, the [Massachusetts] Department of Public Health and Commissioner Dr. Robert Goldstein wrote that, "Abortion care, particularly medication abortion and early procedural abortion, is a common medical practice that can and should be integrated into primary care.""
Should abortion care be part of primary care? Mass. DPH chief makes recommendation
Massachusetts Department of Public Health and Commissioner Dr. Robert Goldstein recommended incorporating abortion care within primary care,
www.nbcboston.com
December 10, 2025 at 8:54 PM