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Dr. Random J. Gopher
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Borned, growed up, lusting to be gentleman farmer with goats and a fine library.
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nadinbrzezinski.bsky.social
Textbook. If you are surprised, it is because this shit usually, at least not in the last 150 years, does not happen in the US. And the past is mild in comparison
February 10, 2026 at 7:25 PM
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gilbertjasono.bsky.social
For more singing toilets tune into the Turning Point USA halftime show
February 9, 2026 at 12:52 AM
drrandomjgopher.bsky.social
Well, that bunny seemed rather personable!
February 9, 2026 at 1:41 AM
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bencollins.bsky.social
This is the guy who nerfed Tumblr’s usage with the porn ban btw.
maxtani.bsky.social max tani @maxtani.bsky.social · 3d
Will Lewis is resigning as WaPo CEO, former Tumblr CEO Jeff D’Onofrio is the paper’s new acting CEO and publisher, per memos to staff
February 7, 2026 at 10:48 PM
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tristanedge.bsky.social
Pyramid scheme could collapse without more suckers, conman warns
January 20, 2026 at 2:38 PM
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tezhowes.bsky.social
www.iflscience.com/transplant-p...
Transplant Patient Survives For An Incredible 48 Hours Without Lungs While Preparing For Surgery
We wouldn’t say breathing is overrated exactly, but it might not be quite as essential as you think.
www.iflscience.com
February 1, 2026 at 12:44 AM
drrandomjgopher.bsky.social
Congratulations Indiana Football! Nice season. Miami walking off, shaking no hands, pouting, with crosses on his face...very Christ-like behavior, jackass.
January 20, 2026 at 4:32 AM
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markinde.bsky.social
There are entirely too many commentators on NFL pregame, halftime, and postgame shows
January 18, 2026 at 9:52 PM
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adambonica.bsky.social
If there's one empirical insight I'd want everyone to understand about American politics, it's this:

America's problems are solved problems. Just not here.

What would change if the US simply matched the average of 31 peer democracies? Not Denmark or Norway. Just the middle of the pack. 🧵
Screenshot of a data visualization titled “The Cost of American Exceptionalism,” subtitled “What would change if the U.S. matched the OECD average?” The page explains that each card shows how outcomes would change if the U.S. matched the average of 31 peer democracies. Below, a section labeled “Economy & Inequality” displays eight cards comparing U.S. figures to OECD averages. Highlights include: +$19K per household per year in redistributed income and +$96K in redistributed wealth if the top 1% matched OECD shares; a 71% lower CEO-to-worker pay ratio (from 354× to 101×); 50 million more workers with union coverage; 26 million more people with health insurance; $2.1 trillion saved annually in healthcare spending; $691 less per person per year in prescription drug costs; and intergenerational economic mobility being twice as high. Each card shows the U.S. value alongside the OECD average.
January 12, 2026 at 9:36 PM
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mrsbettybowers.bsky.social
January 17, 2026 at 10:47 PM
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amutepiggy.bsky.social
lmaooooo #GregBovino #SoggyBiscuit
r/ICEwatchMN u/Head_Bar_9316. 1d Join Just found out I know Greg Bovino personally. Here's some things you can tell him for me next time you see him. I just found out I know Greg Bovino personally. Here are some things you can tell him when you next see him. Hello, Minneapolis resident here but I didn't always live in Minneapolis. Once, long ago I lived in a quiet little mountain town of Boone, NC. Guess who else grew up there? A pathetic squat little toad named Gregory Bovino. Well, that squat little toad grew up to be a squat little Nazi toad who has decided to come to my beautiful adopted home to torture, murder, and terrorize my friends and neighbors. He is personally going door to door, so if you see him, here's a few very specific things from home you can politely yell at him: "Hey Greg! Remember how your Dad murdered a woman in Blowing Rock while driving drunk? Like father like son I guess." "Hey Greg! You're the reason your dad got drunk and killed that woman in Blowing Rock which lead to your parents divorce. I guess that means you're the reason they got divorced." "Hey Greg! Do you think it's weird that the Watauga High yearbook has you listed as "Most Likely to Shit His Pants in Public?" "Hey Greg, your history teacher 'G.I. Jones' thinks you're a pathetic Nazi punk. No wonder you failed all his classes." "Hey Greg! Did you know your mom is a register Democrat? Does that make Thanksgiving awkward?" "Hey Greg! Remember when the Mast Store banned your for sniffing shoes after people tried them on?" "Hey Greg! Do you remember eating the Watauga Pioneers wrestling team's soggy biscuit? Is it still gay to eat to eat semen off a Bojangles biscuit or was that just an 80s thing?" "Hey Greg! Watauga High still thinks you're a loser!" "Hey Greg! Boone, NC fucking hates you." "Hey Greg! They is it true only inbreds come from Possum Hollow?" "Hey Greg! Remember when you fell into the porta-John at the Valle Country Fair and they couldn't find you for hours and people just came in and kept shitting on you and shitting on you?" "Hey Greg, remember when Mr. Combs found you jerking off to Nat Geo magazines in the high school bathroom?" "Hey Greg remember swimming at Trash Can falls and your swim suit fell off and all the girls laughed at your micro penis? Watauga High still remembers." EDIT: in case anyone is wondering, the woman his father killed was named Janie Mae Mitchell. I'm sure he'll remember the name if you want to yell it's him. EDIT 2: please join me in getting #GregBovino #SoggyBiscuit trending on TikTok and all other social media
January 14, 2026 at 1:20 AM
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therealdrip.bsky.social
DOJ To Prosecute Woodsy Owl As Environmental Terrorist In Non Politically Motivated Move
Photoshop of leg chained and blindfolded Woodsy Owl being taken into custody by men in suits.
January 13, 2026 at 4:49 AM
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luigithirty.bsky.social
a bunch of tacticool idiots from Arizona going around yelling ARE YOU SCARED YET while falling on their ass on an icy sidewalk is not how you make an effective secret police
ndrew.bsky.social Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 29d
one of the most effective weapons we have against fascism is mockery, especially when its really funny
isibb.bsky.social Isi Baehr-Breen @isibb.bsky.social · Jan 12
It occurs to me all the yelling at ICE in MPLS isn't merely funny. Getting made fun of like this is awful for morale. ICE is losing field officers faster than it can wave them through training, and a big part of it is how little of this these little weasels can take.
January 12, 2026 at 5:49 PM
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br00t4c.bsky.social
#Venezuela #Epstein #Imperialism #Pedophilia
January 6, 2026 at 4:09 PM
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lunaluvgood2020.bsky.social
January 5, 2026 at 9:28 PM
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jjvincent.bsky.social
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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kren.bsky.social
I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
BEST HAM in the airport sign @ BCN
December 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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rbreich.bsky.social
Remember: There's always strength in a union. Solidarity.
December 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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tia3966.bsky.social
December 20, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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atrupar.com
yelling that Trump is doing something "against the law" is meaningless if there are no consequences
December 19, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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whoa-magic.lol
#Cannabis compounds kill #ovarian #cancer without harming healthy cells, #research finds

www.femtechworld.co.uk/news/cancer/...

#MMJ #Weed #BotanicalMedicine #Herbalism
Cannabis compounds kill ovarian cancer without harming healthy cells, research finds
A combination of THC and CBD derived from cannabis was shown to kill ovarian cancer cells without harming healthy cells in laboratory studies. The findings suggest that drugs made from these compounds...
www.femtechworld.co.uk
December 16, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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frenchie1220.bsky.social
😂👏👏👏👏👏
December 14, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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oboogie.bsky.social
U.S. pals:
Do. Not. Donate. To. Salvation. Army.

There are better charities out there. Much better.
December 12, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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juliannemcshane.bsky.social
"In a new report, the [Massachusetts] Department of Public Health and Commissioner Dr. Robert Goldstein wrote that, "Abortion care, particularly medication abortion and early procedural abortion, is a common medical practice that can and should be integrated into primary care.""
Should abortion care be part of primary care? Mass. DPH chief makes recommendation
Massachusetts Department of Public Health and Commissioner Dr. Robert Goldstein recommended incorporating abortion care within primary care,
www.nbcboston.com
December 10, 2025 at 8:54 PM