Dr. Random J. Gopher
@drrandomjgopher.bsky.social
Borned, growed up, lusting to be gentleman farmer with goats and a fine library.
How do you take your chloroform?
January 31, 2026 at 1:48 AM
How do you take your chloroform?
Nice work!
January 26, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Nice work!
"I'm sorry, but tests show it is Poo-poo-pee-pee cancer."
January 19, 2026 at 11:02 PM
"I'm sorry, but tests show it is Poo-poo-pee-pee cancer."
Day with the lowest chance of death? Hug a Venomous Snake Day. They're just so relaxed and happy.
January 18, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Day with the lowest chance of death? Hug a Venomous Snake Day. They're just so relaxed and happy.
Made of all the finest 'tater squeezins.
January 12, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Made of all the finest 'tater squeezins.
Mmm...prions...
January 11, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Mmm...prions...
I liked their early stuff. When Chard Hardchesse left, I felt there was a hole in their keytar.
January 9, 2026 at 9:25 AM
I liked their early stuff. When Chard Hardchesse left, I felt there was a hole in their keytar.
When Coolidge died, he left it to the Grand Canyon so it could be free. Unfortunately, the rock killed a pigeon and was put down.
December 28, 2025 at 10:34 PM
When Coolidge died, he left it to the Grand Canyon so it could be free. Unfortunately, the rock killed a pigeon and was put down.