Dr. Random J. Gopher
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Borned, growed up, lusting to be gentleman farmer with goats and a fine library.
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Textbook. If you are surprised, it is because this shit usually, at least not in the last 150 years, does not happen in the US. And the past is mild in comparison
February 10, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Textbook. If you are surprised, it is because this shit usually, at least not in the last 150 years, does not happen in the US. And the past is mild in comparison
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For more singing toilets tune into the Turning Point USA halftime show
February 9, 2026 at 12:52 AM
For more singing toilets tune into the Turning Point USA halftime show
Well, that bunny seemed rather personable!
February 9, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Well, that bunny seemed rather personable!
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This is the guy who nerfed Tumblr’s usage with the porn ban btw.
Will Lewis is resigning as WaPo CEO, former Tumblr CEO Jeff D’Onofrio is the paper’s new acting CEO and publisher, per memos to staff
February 7, 2026 at 10:48 PM
This is the guy who nerfed Tumblr’s usage with the porn ban btw.
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Pyramid scheme could collapse without more suckers, conman warns
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
Big tech boss tells delegates at Davos that broader global use is essential if technology is to deliver lasting growth
www.irishtimes.com
January 20, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Pyramid scheme could collapse without more suckers, conman warns
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How do you take your chloroform?
January 31, 2026 at 1:48 AM
How do you take your chloroform?
Nice work!
January 26, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Nice work!
Congratulations Indiana Football! Nice season. Miami walking off, shaking no hands, pouting, with crosses on his face...very Christ-like behavior, jackass.
January 20, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Congratulations Indiana Football! Nice season. Miami walking off, shaking no hands, pouting, with crosses on his face...very Christ-like behavior, jackass.
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There are entirely too many commentators on NFL pregame, halftime, and postgame shows
January 18, 2026 at 9:52 PM
There are entirely too many commentators on NFL pregame, halftime, and postgame shows
"I'm sorry, but tests show it is Poo-poo-pee-pee cancer."
January 19, 2026 at 11:02 PM
"I'm sorry, but tests show it is Poo-poo-pee-pee cancer."
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If there's one empirical insight I'd want everyone to understand about American politics, it's this:
America's problems are solved problems. Just not here.
What would change if the US simply matched the average of 31 peer democracies? Not Denmark or Norway. Just the middle of the pack. 🧵
America's problems are solved problems. Just not here.
What would change if the US simply matched the average of 31 peer democracies? Not Denmark or Norway. Just the middle of the pack. 🧵
January 12, 2026 at 9:36 PM
If there's one empirical insight I'd want everyone to understand about American politics, it's this:
America's problems are solved problems. Just not here.
What would change if the US simply matched the average of 31 peer democracies? Not Denmark or Norway. Just the middle of the pack. 🧵
America's problems are solved problems. Just not here.
What would change if the US simply matched the average of 31 peer democracies? Not Denmark or Norway. Just the middle of the pack. 🧵
Day with the lowest chance of death? Hug a Venomous Snake Day. They're just so relaxed and happy.
January 18, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Day with the lowest chance of death? Hug a Venomous Snake Day. They're just so relaxed and happy.
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DOJ To Prosecute Woodsy Owl As Environmental Terrorist In Non Politically Motivated Move
January 13, 2026 at 4:49 AM
DOJ To Prosecute Woodsy Owl As Environmental Terrorist In Non Politically Motivated Move
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a bunch of tacticool idiots from Arizona going around yelling ARE YOU SCARED YET while falling on their ass on an icy sidewalk is not how you make an effective secret police
one of the most effective weapons we have against fascism is mockery, especially when its really funny
It occurs to me all the yelling at ICE in MPLS isn't merely funny. Getting made fun of like this is awful for morale. ICE is losing field officers faster than it can wave them through training, and a big part of it is how little of this these little weasels can take.
January 12, 2026 at 5:49 PM
a bunch of tacticool idiots from Arizona going around yelling ARE YOU SCARED YET while falling on their ass on an icy sidewalk is not how you make an effective secret police
Made of all the finest 'tater squeezins.
January 12, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Made of all the finest 'tater squeezins.
Mmm...prions...
January 11, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Mmm...prions...
I liked their early stuff. When Chard Hardchesse left, I felt there was a hole in their keytar.
January 9, 2026 at 9:25 AM
I liked their early stuff. When Chard Hardchesse left, I felt there was a hole in their keytar.
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January 6, 2026 at 4:09 PM
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When Coolidge died, he left it to the Grand Canyon so it could be free. Unfortunately, the rock killed a pigeon and was put down.
December 28, 2025 at 10:34 PM
When Coolidge died, he left it to the Grand Canyon so it could be free. Unfortunately, the rock killed a pigeon and was put down.
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls