Droo / Boof
@droofus.bsky.social
Storyteller. Baker. Geek.
PS5. DnD. Etc!
PS5. DnD. Etc!
Very real.
Freelancer Loves Being Able To Barely Scrape By Livelihood On Own Schedule https://theonion.com/freelancer-loves-being-able-to-barely-scrape-by-livelih-1819579667/
February 11, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Very real.
I tend to think of myself as a pretty thorough worldbuilder.
“Are the werekin colorblind?”
…goddammit.
@ingot.bsky.social
“Are the werekin colorblind?”
…goddammit.
@ingot.bsky.social
February 10, 2026 at 6:03 PM
I tend to think of myself as a pretty thorough worldbuilder.
“Are the werekin colorblind?”
…goddammit.
@ingot.bsky.social
“Are the werekin colorblind?”
…goddammit.
@ingot.bsky.social
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GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
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No, really, @washingtonpost.com, I am the one who is sorry to see you go. Farewell to what was once my go-to, trusted news source. I'm sorry that you had to die in darkness.
February 6, 2026 at 7:34 PM
No, really, @washingtonpost.com, I am the one who is sorry to see you go. Farewell to what was once my go-to, trusted news source. I'm sorry that you had to die in darkness.
Said farewell this morning. This was home for a long time. The work is done, and I have moved on.
February 2, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Said farewell this morning. This was home for a long time. The work is done, and I have moved on.
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New CBS contributors announced: Grand Moff Tarkin, Lex Luthor, Norman Osborn, Cruella De Ville, Javert, Titus Andronicus, Killmonger, and the Beastfly from Silksong.
January 27, 2026 at 10:05 PM
New CBS contributors announced: Grand Moff Tarkin, Lex Luthor, Norman Osborn, Cruella De Ville, Javert, Titus Andronicus, Killmonger, and the Beastfly from Silksong.
"Sage advice from your friendly neighborhood poly rave pup."
Something I wrote today that just sounded right.
Something I wrote today that just sounded right.
January 27, 2026 at 10:24 PM
"Sage advice from your friendly neighborhood poly rave pup."
Something I wrote today that just sounded right.
Something I wrote today that just sounded right.
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I wonder if I’ll ever stop being angry all of the time.
January 24, 2026 at 10:48 PM
I wonder if I’ll ever stop being angry all of the time.
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🟧🟦 IT'S WEREDOG DAY!!! 🟧🟦
We're celebrating our birthday with a MASSIVE GIVEAWAY - you could win our ENTIRE RANGE of cool and sexy toys!
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We're celebrating our birthday with a MASSIVE GIVEAWAY - you could win our ENTIRE RANGE of cool and sexy toys!
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January 21, 2026 at 4:01 PM
🟧🟦 IT'S WEREDOG DAY!!! 🟧🟦
We're celebrating our birthday with a MASSIVE GIVEAWAY - you could win our ENTIRE RANGE of cool and sexy toys!
TO ENTER:
❤️ LIKE ➕ FOLLOW
💬REPLY & 🔄 REPOST
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ENDS on the 29th January 2026, at 4pm GMT.
Winner will be announced & contacted by this account only.
We're celebrating our birthday with a MASSIVE GIVEAWAY - you could win our ENTIRE RANGE of cool and sexy toys!
TO ENTER:
❤️ LIKE ➕ FOLLOW
💬REPLY & 🔄 REPOST
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Winner will be announced & contacted by this account only.
Oh, I’m 38 now, btw.
January 16, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Oh, I’m 38 now, btw.
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ok I did one
December 30, 2025 at 1:52 AM
ok I did one
My new baking project:
Making better versions of shitty cookies you get at the grocery store.
Making better versions of shitty cookies you get at the grocery store.
December 29, 2025 at 4:48 AM
My new baking project:
Making better versions of shitty cookies you get at the grocery store.
Making better versions of shitty cookies you get at the grocery store.
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"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
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I can be your angel or your devil.
December 12, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I can be your angel or your devil.
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Happy Wolfenoot to everyone that celebrates!
November 23, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Happy Wolfenoot to everyone that celebrates!
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Monday, am I right?
November 24, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Monday, am I right?
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I know I'm over a decade out of educational settings now but when I was taught business management, "Happy Employees will result in happier customers" does not mean forcing your employees to be happy.
It means providing for their needs with a suitable salary & benefits so that they can BE happy.
It means providing for their needs with a suitable salary & benefits so that they can BE happy.
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 8, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I know I'm over a decade out of educational settings now but when I was taught business management, "Happy Employees will result in happier customers" does not mean forcing your employees to be happy.
It means providing for their needs with a suitable salary & benefits so that they can BE happy.
It means providing for their needs with a suitable salary & benefits so that they can BE happy.
Proud music nerd moment of the week:
Recognizing a 3-second sampling of ‘Help Me’ by Joni Mitchell in the middle of an EDM track from 2025 and knowing the album year before I looked it up.
Recognizing a 3-second sampling of ‘Help Me’ by Joni Mitchell in the middle of an EDM track from 2025 and knowing the album year before I looked it up.
November 8, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Proud music nerd moment of the week:
Recognizing a 3-second sampling of ‘Help Me’ by Joni Mitchell in the middle of an EDM track from 2025 and knowing the album year before I looked it up.
Recognizing a 3-second sampling of ‘Help Me’ by Joni Mitchell in the middle of an EDM track from 2025 and knowing the album year before I looked it up.
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😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎
November 5, 2025 at 5:22 AM
😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎
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BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins the New York City mayoral race, becoming the first babygirl mayor of NYC, BGB projects
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins the New York City mayoral race, becoming the first babygirl mayor of NYC, BGB projects