Weredog!
@were.dog
A little company making sex toys. Run by a giant dog. Shipping worldwide, produced in the UK!
Have a question? ✉️ [email protected]
Have a question? ✉️ [email protected]
While many packers are formed from one single piece of silicone, ours feature a separately cast cock and sheath, giving a crisp separation in colour. Cast in extra-soft silicone, the Equine is squeezable, fondle-able, and available for 20% off in our latest flop drop!
👉 go.were.dog/febflop
👉 go.were.dog/febflop
February 10, 2026 at 6:30 PM
While many packers are formed from one single piece of silicone, ours feature a separately cast cock and sheath, giving a crisp separation in colour. Cast in extra-soft silicone, the Equine is squeezable, fondle-able, and available for 20% off in our latest flop drop!
👉 go.were.dog/febflop
👉 go.were.dog/febflop
💦 Nile and Gideon always make such a great team...
Insane artwork by mickeytheretriever.bsky.social 🎨
Insane artwork by mickeytheretriever.bsky.social 🎨
February 9, 2026 at 6:30 PM
💦 Nile and Gideon always make such a great team...
Insane artwork by mickeytheretriever.bsky.social 🎨
Insane artwork by mickeytheretriever.bsky.social 🎨
Hey! We've had our tech wizards look into this and we can't seem to replicate the issue. If the problem persists you can reach out to [email protected] and we'd be happy to try and fix it!
February 9, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Hey! We've had our tech wizards look into this and we can't seem to replicate the issue. If the problem persists you can reach out to [email protected] and we'd be happy to try and fix it!
Teeny imperfection - BIG discount!
You might find it hard to spot the reason why these toys didn't quite meet our high standards. In fact, some of this weeks flops have just slightly 'off' colourations - our standards of perfect are very high! ☺️
👉 go.were.dog/febflop
You might find it hard to spot the reason why these toys didn't quite meet our high standards. In fact, some of this weeks flops have just slightly 'off' colourations - our standards of perfect are very high! ☺️
👉 go.were.dog/febflop
February 8, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Teeny imperfection - BIG discount!
You might find it hard to spot the reason why these toys didn't quite meet our high standards. In fact, some of this weeks flops have just slightly 'off' colourations - our standards of perfect are very high! ☺️
👉 go.were.dog/febflop
You might find it hard to spot the reason why these toys didn't quite meet our high standards. In fact, some of this weeks flops have just slightly 'off' colourations - our standards of perfect are very high! ☺️
👉 go.were.dog/febflop
Sarah, Mae, and So Much More 🤤
It's not just signatures in this week's drop! We've got tonnes of toys in a range of styles. Whether you're looking to fuck or get fucked, your next obsession is bound to be in this week's flop drop. The question is - who's your pick?
👉 go.were.dog/febflop
It's not just signatures in this week's drop! We've got tonnes of toys in a range of styles. Whether you're looking to fuck or get fucked, your next obsession is bound to be in this week's flop drop. The question is - who's your pick?
👉 go.were.dog/febflop
February 8, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Sarah, Mae, and So Much More 🤤
It's not just signatures in this week's drop! We've got tonnes of toys in a range of styles. Whether you're looking to fuck or get fucked, your next obsession is bound to be in this week's flop drop. The question is - who's your pick?
👉 go.were.dog/febflop
It's not just signatures in this week's drop! We've got tonnes of toys in a range of styles. Whether you're looking to fuck or get fucked, your next obsession is bound to be in this week's flop drop. The question is - who's your pick?
👉 go.were.dog/febflop
February 7, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Gideon's Butt and Mae just BEGGING to be fucked...
DTF? Say less. Gideon, Mae and so many more are available for 20% off in this week's flop drop - online and ready to ship RIGHT NOW!
👉 go.were.dog/febflop
DTF? Say less. Gideon, Mae and so many more are available for 20% off in this week's flop drop - online and ready to ship RIGHT NOW!
👉 go.were.dog/febflop
February 7, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Gideon's Butt and Mae just BEGGING to be fucked...
DTF? Say less. Gideon, Mae and so many more are available for 20% off in this week's flop drop - online and ready to ship RIGHT NOW!
👉 go.were.dog/febflop
DTF? Say less. Gideon, Mae and so many more are available for 20% off in this week's flop drop - online and ready to ship RIGHT NOW!
👉 go.were.dog/febflop
✨ Lucy, Gideon, Sarah and more are all getting involved in this week's flop drop.
Pick up your favourite penetrables for 20% less this weekend!
👉 go.were.dog/febflop
Pick up your favourite penetrables for 20% less this weekend!
👉 go.were.dog/febflop
February 7, 2026 at 4:30 PM
✨ Lucy, Gideon, Sarah and more are all getting involved in this week's flop drop.
Pick up your favourite penetrables for 20% less this weekend!
👉 go.were.dog/febflop
Pick up your favourite penetrables for 20% less this weekend!
👉 go.were.dog/febflop
✨ Pick up Gideon's muzzle in Sky, Signature, Ranger and Lucy colourations for 20% off in this week's flop drop! Whatever you've had your eye on, it's probably in this week's flop drop - online and ready to ship right now.
👉 go.were.dog/febflop
👉 go.were.dog/febflop
February 6, 2026 at 8:00 PM
✨ Pick up Gideon's muzzle in Sky, Signature, Ranger and Lucy colourations for 20% off in this week's flop drop! Whatever you've had your eye on, it's probably in this week's flop drop - online and ready to ship right now.
👉 go.were.dog/febflop
👉 go.were.dog/febflop
✨ Friday flop drop - 20% OFF!
Our inventory is bursting at the seams with flop toys this week, Nile, Loch, Rutt, there's tonnes to choose from.
👉 go.were.dog/febflops
Our inventory is bursting at the seams with flop toys this week, Nile, Loch, Rutt, there's tonnes to choose from.
👉 go.were.dog/febflops
February 6, 2026 at 6:30 PM
✨ Friday flop drop - 20% OFF!
Our inventory is bursting at the seams with flop toys this week, Nile, Loch, Rutt, there's tonnes to choose from.
👉 go.were.dog/febflops
Our inventory is bursting at the seams with flop toys this week, Nile, Loch, Rutt, there's tonnes to choose from.
👉 go.were.dog/febflops
✨20% OFF FLOP DROP!
It's the end of the week and we just dropped OVER TWO HUNDRED flop toys live on the site! All your favourite characters are here in their most popular colourations... For 20% less! So go on, slip into something more comfortable this weekend.
👉 go.were.dog/febflop
It's the end of the week and we just dropped OVER TWO HUNDRED flop toys live on the site! All your favourite characters are here in their most popular colourations... For 20% less! So go on, slip into something more comfortable this weekend.
👉 go.were.dog/febflop
February 6, 2026 at 5:30 PM
✨20% OFF FLOP DROP!
It's the end of the week and we just dropped OVER TWO HUNDRED flop toys live on the site! All your favourite characters are here in their most popular colourations... For 20% less! So go on, slip into something more comfortable this weekend.
👉 go.were.dog/febflop
It's the end of the week and we just dropped OVER TWO HUNDRED flop toys live on the site! All your favourite characters are here in their most popular colourations... For 20% less! So go on, slip into something more comfortable this weekend.
👉 go.were.dog/febflop
Been wanting to try out knots? Rutt's tapered tip helps ease him in gently, especially in soft. As you move down his subtly shaped shaft, Rutt is all about one thing – it’s that knot. Intended for people who will be left wanting by anything other than a satisfying POP at their toys’ base.
February 5, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Been wanting to try out knots? Rutt's tapered tip helps ease him in gently, especially in soft. As you move down his subtly shaped shaft, Rutt is all about one thing – it’s that knot. Intended for people who will be left wanting by anything other than a satisfying POP at their toys’ base.
Thank you all for another amazin' WEREDOG DAY!
The sale is now OVER, and we will be busy shipping all your toys over to you!📦🦊
Cheers! 🎉
The sale is now OVER, and we will be busy shipping all your toys over to you!📦🦊
Cheers! 🎉
February 2, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Thank you all for another amazin' WEREDOG DAY!
The sale is now OVER, and we will be busy shipping all your toys over to you!📦🦊
Cheers! 🎉
The sale is now OVER, and we will be busy shipping all your toys over to you!📦🦊
Cheers! 🎉
🚨⚠️ONE HOUR REMAINS!⚠️🚨
If you were looking to get anything this Weredog Day, now's the time! 🐰👉🕐
Check it out!👇
go.were.dog/WDS26
If you were looking to get anything this Weredog Day, now's the time! 🐰👉🕐
Check it out!👇
go.were.dog/WDS26
February 2, 2026 at 3:03 PM
🚨⚠️ONE HOUR REMAINS!⚠️🚨
If you were looking to get anything this Weredog Day, now's the time! 🐰👉🕐
Check it out!👇
go.were.dog/WDS26
If you were looking to get anything this Weredog Day, now's the time! 🐰👉🕐
Check it out!👇
go.were.dog/WDS26
⏰ SIX HOURS REMAINING!
Last chance to grab a bargain, don't miss out on this year's deals! You'll find our inventory toys, flops and made to order toys in preset styles have 25% off.
👉 go.were.dog/WDS26
Last chance to grab a bargain, don't miss out on this year's deals! You'll find our inventory toys, flops and made to order toys in preset styles have 25% off.
👉 go.were.dog/WDS26
February 2, 2026 at 10:00 AM
⏰ SIX HOURS REMAINING!
Last chance to grab a bargain, don't miss out on this year's deals! You'll find our inventory toys, flops and made to order toys in preset styles have 25% off.
👉 go.were.dog/WDS26
Last chance to grab a bargain, don't miss out on this year's deals! You'll find our inventory toys, flops and made to order toys in preset styles have 25% off.
👉 go.were.dog/WDS26
Only about half a day left on the WEREDOG DAY SALE!
It's pretty huge! 25% off on every Preset Style and Available Now toys!
Including flops for an EXTRA discount! 👀
Get 'em!!! ⏬⏬⏬
go.were.dog/WDS26
It's pretty huge! 25% off on every Preset Style and Available Now toys!
Including flops for an EXTRA discount! 👀
Get 'em!!! ⏬⏬⏬
go.were.dog/WDS26
February 2, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Only about half a day left on the WEREDOG DAY SALE!
It's pretty huge! 25% off on every Preset Style and Available Now toys!
Including flops for an EXTRA discount! 👀
Get 'em!!! ⏬⏬⏬
go.were.dog/WDS26
It's pretty huge! 25% off on every Preset Style and Available Now toys!
Including flops for an EXTRA discount! 👀
Get 'em!!! ⏬⏬⏬
go.were.dog/WDS26
🥳 Happy Weredog day - it's our 8th birthday today!
As usual, to celebrate our birthday we are currently running our annual Weredog Day Sale - 25% OFF all inventory, flops and made to order preset styles!
🎉 go.were.dog/WeredogDay26
Sale ends 2nd Feb at 16:00 GMT.
As usual, to celebrate our birthday we are currently running our annual Weredog Day Sale - 25% OFF all inventory, flops and made to order preset styles!
🎉 go.were.dog/WeredogDay26
Sale ends 2nd Feb at 16:00 GMT.
February 1, 2026 at 7:01 PM
🥳 Happy Weredog day - it's our 8th birthday today!
As usual, to celebrate our birthday we are currently running our annual Weredog Day Sale - 25% OFF all inventory, flops and made to order preset styles!
🎉 go.were.dog/WeredogDay26
Sale ends 2nd Feb at 16:00 GMT.
As usual, to celebrate our birthday we are currently running our annual Weredog Day Sale - 25% OFF all inventory, flops and made to order preset styles!
🎉 go.were.dog/WeredogDay26
Sale ends 2nd Feb at 16:00 GMT.
Hudson, Jack, the whole team has got together for the Weredog Day sale!
All your favourite characters are available for 25% OFF on the site right now. The discount applies to our available now inventory toys (even flops!) and made-to-order toys in preset styles.
👉 go.were.dog/WDS26
All your favourite characters are available for 25% OFF on the site right now. The discount applies to our available now inventory toys (even flops!) and made-to-order toys in preset styles.
👉 go.were.dog/WDS26
February 1, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Hudson, Jack, the whole team has got together for the Weredog Day sale!
All your favourite characters are available for 25% OFF on the site right now. The discount applies to our available now inventory toys (even flops!) and made-to-order toys in preset styles.
👉 go.were.dog/WDS26
All your favourite characters are available for 25% OFF on the site right now. The discount applies to our available now inventory toys (even flops!) and made-to-order toys in preset styles.
👉 go.were.dog/WDS26
🚨Sale ends in 24 hours!🚨
It's our birthday today!🎉 Celebrating 8 years of sexy fun toys!
Check out the sale!👇
go.were.dog/WDS26
Sale ends 2nd Feb, 4pm GMT!
It's our birthday today!🎉 Celebrating 8 years of sexy fun toys!
Check out the sale!👇
go.were.dog/WDS26
Sale ends 2nd Feb, 4pm GMT!
February 1, 2026 at 4:01 PM
🚨Sale ends in 24 hours!🚨
It's our birthday today!🎉 Celebrating 8 years of sexy fun toys!
Check out the sale!👇
go.were.dog/WDS26
Sale ends 2nd Feb, 4pm GMT!
It's our birthday today!🎉 Celebrating 8 years of sexy fun toys!
Check out the sale!👇
go.were.dog/WDS26
Sale ends 2nd Feb, 4pm GMT!
🥳 Ah, how time flies. Eight years ago today, we launched our very first products. Now, each year on February 1st, we mark the occasion with a massive 25% OFF birthday sale! 🎂
We’ve prepared an enormous inventory drop, so you should be able to find what you’re after.
👉 go.were.dog/WDS26
We’ve prepared an enormous inventory drop, so you should be able to find what you’re after.
👉 go.were.dog/WDS26
February 1, 2026 at 12:30 PM
🥳 Ah, how time flies. Eight years ago today, we launched our very first products. Now, each year on February 1st, we mark the occasion with a massive 25% OFF birthday sale! 🎂
We’ve prepared an enormous inventory drop, so you should be able to find what you’re after.
👉 go.were.dog/WDS26
We’ve prepared an enormous inventory drop, so you should be able to find what you’re after.
👉 go.were.dog/WDS26
Got any Colouration you're eyeing? 👀
All our Preset Styles and Available Now toys are on sale until Monday!
FLOPS INCLUDED with extra discount! 🤩
Find yours👇
go.were.dog/WDS26
All our Preset Styles and Available Now toys are on sale until Monday!
FLOPS INCLUDED with extra discount! 🤩
Find yours👇
go.were.dog/WDS26
January 31, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Got any Colouration you're eyeing? 👀
All our Preset Styles and Available Now toys are on sale until Monday!
FLOPS INCLUDED with extra discount! 🤩
Find yours👇
go.were.dog/WDS26
All our Preset Styles and Available Now toys are on sale until Monday!
FLOPS INCLUDED with extra discount! 🤩
Find yours👇
go.were.dog/WDS26
Right now, our inventory is absolutely STUFFED with cock! 💦
There are THOUSANDS of toys to choose from, including all our most popular characters in TONNES of colourations - and it's all 25% OFF, including FLOPS! 👀
Check it out!👇
go.were.dog/WDS26
Sale ends on Monday at 4pm GMT.
There are THOUSANDS of toys to choose from, including all our most popular characters in TONNES of colourations - and it's all 25% OFF, including FLOPS! 👀
Check it out!👇
go.were.dog/WDS26
Sale ends on Monday at 4pm GMT.
January 31, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Right now, our inventory is absolutely STUFFED with cock! 💦
There are THOUSANDS of toys to choose from, including all our most popular characters in TONNES of colourations - and it's all 25% OFF, including FLOPS! 👀
Check it out!👇
go.were.dog/WDS26
Sale ends on Monday at 4pm GMT.
There are THOUSANDS of toys to choose from, including all our most popular characters in TONNES of colourations - and it's all 25% OFF, including FLOPS! 👀
Check it out!👇
go.were.dog/WDS26
Sale ends on Monday at 4pm GMT.
Hudson and Dagger getting REAL close this Weredog Day sale...
Feeling left out? Get in on the fun for 25% OFF - there's literally thousands of toys to choose from.
👉 go.were.dog/WDS26
Feeling left out? Get in on the fun for 25% OFF - there's literally thousands of toys to choose from.
👉 go.were.dog/WDS26
January 31, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Hudson and Dagger getting REAL close this Weredog Day sale...
Feeling left out? Get in on the fun for 25% OFF - there's literally thousands of toys to choose from.
👉 go.were.dog/WDS26
Feeling left out? Get in on the fun for 25% OFF - there's literally thousands of toys to choose from.
👉 go.were.dog/WDS26
Happy Saturday!
And yes, Sale is still here! We're running it until Monday! (2nd Feb, 4pm GMT)
This is the first time we have our Weredog Day Sale for longer than one day, giving us all more time to take it all in~ 😏 💦
Check it out! We have thousands of toys available now!👇
go.were.dog/WDS26
And yes, Sale is still here! We're running it until Monday! (2nd Feb, 4pm GMT)
This is the first time we have our Weredog Day Sale for longer than one day, giving us all more time to take it all in~ 😏 💦
Check it out! We have thousands of toys available now!👇
go.were.dog/WDS26
January 31, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Happy Saturday!
And yes, Sale is still here! We're running it until Monday! (2nd Feb, 4pm GMT)
This is the first time we have our Weredog Day Sale for longer than one day, giving us all more time to take it all in~ 😏 💦
Check it out! We have thousands of toys available now!👇
go.were.dog/WDS26
And yes, Sale is still here! We're running it until Monday! (2nd Feb, 4pm GMT)
This is the first time we have our Weredog Day Sale for longer than one day, giving us all more time to take it all in~ 😏 💦
Check it out! We have thousands of toys available now!👇
go.were.dog/WDS26
For the first time ever, the celebrations are going 🔥ALL WEEKEND LONG🔥. Don't forget - the discount also applies to flop toys and made-to-order preset styles.
Check it out👇
go.were.dog/WDS26
Check it out👇
go.were.dog/WDS26
January 30, 2026 at 11:59 PM
For the first time ever, the celebrations are going 🔥ALL WEEKEND LONG🔥. Don't forget - the discount also applies to flop toys and made-to-order preset styles.
Check it out👇
go.were.dog/WDS26
Check it out👇
go.were.dog/WDS26