Weredog!
@were.dog
A little company making sex toys. Run by a giant dog. Shipping worldwide, produced in the UK!
Have a question? ✉️ [email protected]
Have a question? ✉️ [email protected]
🪐 Get railed with the power of a thousand exploding suns in our Nebula Collection, capturing the swirling colours of the galaxy and collapsing stars.
Deep purples, swirling blues and reactive UV, this collection of toys is an out of this world experience for your ass.
👉 go.were.dog/CollarU
Deep purples, swirling blues and reactive UV, this collection of toys is an out of this world experience for your ass.
👉 go.were.dog/CollarU
November 21, 2025 at 6:30 PM
🪐 Get railed with the power of a thousand exploding suns in our Nebula Collection, capturing the swirling colours of the galaxy and collapsing stars.
Deep purples, swirling blues and reactive UV, this collection of toys is an out of this world experience for your ass.
👉 go.were.dog/CollarU
Deep purples, swirling blues and reactive UV, this collection of toys is an out of this world experience for your ass.
👉 go.were.dog/CollarU
💦 20% OFF FLOP DROP!
LOADS of penetrable flops just went live on the site - PLUS there's a Lucy + Ranger restock alongside the 'Nebula Collection'. It's all in this Friday's drop and ready to ship right now!
👉 go.were.dog/CollarU
LOADS of penetrable flops just went live on the site - PLUS there's a Lucy + Ranger restock alongside the 'Nebula Collection'. It's all in this Friday's drop and ready to ship right now!
👉 go.were.dog/CollarU
November 21, 2025 at 5:30 PM
💦 20% OFF FLOP DROP!
LOADS of penetrable flops just went live on the site - PLUS there's a Lucy + Ranger restock alongside the 'Nebula Collection'. It's all in this Friday's drop and ready to ship right now!
👉 go.were.dog/CollarU
LOADS of penetrable flops just went live on the site - PLUS there's a Lucy + Ranger restock alongside the 'Nebula Collection'. It's all in this Friday's drop and ready to ship right now!
👉 go.were.dog/CollarU
Brook's whippy tail slaps against your inner thighs as you feel their legs pull upwards against your entrance. You lay back and just enjoy the sensation as your new companion presses buttons within you didn’t even know you had.
Read the full story here 👉 go.were.dog/squirm
Art by @TimebombDogArt
Read the full story here 👉 go.were.dog/squirm
Art by @TimebombDogArt
November 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Brook's whippy tail slaps against your inner thighs as you feel their legs pull upwards against your entrance. You lay back and just enjoy the sensation as your new companion presses buttons within you didn’t even know you had.
Read the full story here 👉 go.were.dog/squirm
Art by @TimebombDogArt
Read the full story here 👉 go.were.dog/squirm
Art by @TimebombDogArt
November 17, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Curvy bunny lady concept art 🤤
Mae just got an enormous restock in our latest drop, you can pick her up in her signature, carrots, toffee and more.
Plus we've got a limited number of discontinued toys and HUNDREDS of flops + signatures, it's all in our latest drop!
👉 go.were.dog/x3
Mae just got an enormous restock in our latest drop, you can pick her up in her signature, carrots, toffee and more.
Plus we've got a limited number of discontinued toys and HUNDREDS of flops + signatures, it's all in our latest drop!
👉 go.were.dog/x3
November 16, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Curvy bunny lady concept art 🤤
Mae just got an enormous restock in our latest drop, you can pick her up in her signature, carrots, toffee and more.
Plus we've got a limited number of discontinued toys and HUNDREDS of flops + signatures, it's all in our latest drop!
👉 go.were.dog/x3
Mae just got an enormous restock in our latest drop, you can pick her up in her signature, carrots, toffee and more.
Plus we've got a limited number of discontinued toys and HUNDREDS of flops + signatures, it's all in our latest drop!
👉 go.were.dog/x3
🪢 Uhm.. yes Ranger sir - we're here to... tie a knot >w< (I'm a visual learner)
Pick up our A5 sticker sheet if you too are a survivor of Ranger's knot!
👉 go.were.dog/stickers
Pick up our A5 sticker sheet if you too are a survivor of Ranger's knot!
👉 go.were.dog/stickers
November 16, 2025 at 5:01 PM
🪢 Uhm.. yes Ranger sir - we're here to... tie a knot >w< (I'm a visual learner)
Pick up our A5 sticker sheet if you too are a survivor of Ranger's knot!
👉 go.were.dog/stickers
Pick up our A5 sticker sheet if you too are a survivor of Ranger's knot!
👉 go.were.dog/stickers
Who are you choosing?
Rutt and Gideon are relatively similar toys in length and thickness, with a couple key differences in the bulb and base. Gideon has a more beginner friendly knot, whereas Rutt has a larger tri-bulb knot that really fills you out.
👉 go.were.dog/x3
Rutt and Gideon are relatively similar toys in length and thickness, with a couple key differences in the bulb and base. Gideon has a more beginner friendly knot, whereas Rutt has a larger tri-bulb knot that really fills you out.
👉 go.were.dog/x3
November 15, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Who are you choosing?
Rutt and Gideon are relatively similar toys in length and thickness, with a couple key differences in the bulb and base. Gideon has a more beginner friendly knot, whereas Rutt has a larger tri-bulb knot that really fills you out.
👉 go.were.dog/x3
Rutt and Gideon are relatively similar toys in length and thickness, with a couple key differences in the bulb and base. Gideon has a more beginner friendly knot, whereas Rutt has a larger tri-bulb knot that really fills you out.
👉 go.were.dog/x3
🕰️ Flops, Mae + SO MUCH MORE!
We just dropped over 500 toys in our BIGGEST EVER drop.
There's a TONNE of Mae in her signature and carrots, loads of flop toys for you to choose from with 20% off their usual price PLUS discontinued models and colourations.
It's all right here 👉 go.were.dog/x3
We just dropped over 500 toys in our BIGGEST EVER drop.
There's a TONNE of Mae in her signature and carrots, loads of flop toys for you to choose from with 20% off their usual price PLUS discontinued models and colourations.
It's all right here 👉 go.were.dog/x3
November 15, 2025 at 8:30 PM
🕰️ Flops, Mae + SO MUCH MORE!
We just dropped over 500 toys in our BIGGEST EVER drop.
There's a TONNE of Mae in her signature and carrots, loads of flop toys for you to choose from with 20% off their usual price PLUS discontinued models and colourations.
It's all right here 👉 go.were.dog/x3
We just dropped over 500 toys in our BIGGEST EVER drop.
There's a TONNE of Mae in her signature and carrots, loads of flop toys for you to choose from with 20% off their usual price PLUS discontinued models and colourations.
It's all right here 👉 go.were.dog/x3
Weredog 👏👏 canon 👏👏 vore 👏👏
(it's okay, Brook asked to go in)
Take your pick from over 500 toys in our most recent drop: flops, Mae, Nile, Dagger, paws, canines, and so so much more, there's something for everyone!
👉 go.were.dog/x3
(it's okay, Brook asked to go in)
Take your pick from over 500 toys in our most recent drop: flops, Mae, Nile, Dagger, paws, canines, and so so much more, there's something for everyone!
👉 go.were.dog/x3
November 15, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Weredog 👏👏 canon 👏👏 vore 👏👏
(it's okay, Brook asked to go in)
Take your pick from over 500 toys in our most recent drop: flops, Mae, Nile, Dagger, paws, canines, and so so much more, there's something for everyone!
👉 go.were.dog/x3
(it's okay, Brook asked to go in)
Take your pick from over 500 toys in our most recent drop: flops, Mae, Nile, Dagger, paws, canines, and so so much more, there's something for everyone!
👉 go.were.dog/x3
⌛ Flop drop + signatures - past and present!
There's literally HUNDREDS of toys and almost every character is included, so whatever it is you're after you're almost certain to find it ready to ship + online RIGHT NOW!
👉 go.were.dog/x3
There's literally HUNDREDS of toys and almost every character is included, so whatever it is you're after you're almost certain to find it ready to ship + online RIGHT NOW!
👉 go.were.dog/x3
November 14, 2025 at 8:00 PM
⌛ Flop drop + signatures - past and present!
There's literally HUNDREDS of toys and almost every character is included, so whatever it is you're after you're almost certain to find it ready to ship + online RIGHT NOW!
👉 go.were.dog/x3
There's literally HUNDREDS of toys and almost every character is included, so whatever it is you're after you're almost certain to find it ready to ship + online RIGHT NOW!
👉 go.were.dog/x3
🕰️ Last chance saloon for some old favourites!
Remember when Sarah only had one hole?
We've put together a nostalgia drop made up of models and signature colourations that have been discontinued over the years.
Missing a hydra? Lusting for a Strix? We got you.
👉 go.were.dog/x3
Remember when Sarah only had one hole?
We've put together a nostalgia drop made up of models and signature colourations that have been discontinued over the years.
Missing a hydra? Lusting for a Strix? We got you.
👉 go.were.dog/x3
November 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
🕰️ Last chance saloon for some old favourites!
Remember when Sarah only had one hole?
We've put together a nostalgia drop made up of models and signature colourations that have been discontinued over the years.
Missing a hydra? Lusting for a Strix? We got you.
👉 go.were.dog/x3
Remember when Sarah only had one hole?
We've put together a nostalgia drop made up of models and signature colourations that have been discontinued over the years.
Missing a hydra? Lusting for a Strix? We got you.
👉 go.were.dog/x3
💥 BIG Friday Flop Drop, Nostalgia Pieces, Mae Restock + More...
We just dropped over 500 toys in our BIGGEST EVER drop including flops, Niles, Daggers, Paws, Canines... Let's just say that if you've had your eye on something, it is probably here!
👉 go.were.dog/x3
We just dropped over 500 toys in our BIGGEST EVER drop including flops, Niles, Daggers, Paws, Canines... Let's just say that if you've had your eye on something, it is probably here!
👉 go.were.dog/x3
November 14, 2025 at 5:30 PM
💥 BIG Friday Flop Drop, Nostalgia Pieces, Mae Restock + More...
We just dropped over 500 toys in our BIGGEST EVER drop including flops, Niles, Daggers, Paws, Canines... Let's just say that if you've had your eye on something, it is probably here!
👉 go.were.dog/x3
We just dropped over 500 toys in our BIGGEST EVER drop including flops, Niles, Daggers, Paws, Canines... Let's just say that if you've had your eye on something, it is probably here!
👉 go.were.dog/x3
Much like the myth, a long tendril emerges from a wet dark place~
In our most recent drop, Loch had his signature reimagined, as well as receiving moonlight, sky and lipstick colouration options. It's all available + ready to ship right now!
👉 go.were.dog/BIG
In our most recent drop, Loch had his signature reimagined, as well as receiving moonlight, sky and lipstick colouration options. It's all available + ready to ship right now!
👉 go.were.dog/BIG
November 13, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Much like the myth, a long tendril emerges from a wet dark place~
In our most recent drop, Loch had his signature reimagined, as well as receiving moonlight, sky and lipstick colouration options. It's all available + ready to ship right now!
👉 go.were.dog/BIG
In our most recent drop, Loch had his signature reimagined, as well as receiving moonlight, sky and lipstick colouration options. It's all available + ready to ship right now!
👉 go.were.dog/BIG
Nile has a habit of hanging around in bathroom stalls... and Gideon knows it 😈
You can now enjoy croc cock in Demon, Lagoon and XXL ⤵️
👉 go.were.dog/BIG
Art by @DamnTazzle
You can now enjoy croc cock in Demon, Lagoon and XXL ⤵️
👉 go.were.dog/BIG
Art by @DamnTazzle
November 13, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Nile has a habit of hanging around in bathroom stalls... and Gideon knows it 😈
You can now enjoy croc cock in Demon, Lagoon and XXL ⤵️
👉 go.were.dog/BIG
Art by @DamnTazzle
You can now enjoy croc cock in Demon, Lagoon and XXL ⤵️
👉 go.were.dog/BIG
Art by @DamnTazzle
Scalie cock 🤤
If you're fairly new to toys, or you're looking to train bottom, Skylar is a great place to start due to his tapered tip. And that ridged curve hits all the right spots! Skylar's signature just got a refresh in our latest drop, as well as some new colourations.
👉 go.were.dog/BIG
If you're fairly new to toys, or you're looking to train bottom, Skylar is a great place to start due to his tapered tip. And that ridged curve hits all the right spots! Skylar's signature just got a refresh in our latest drop, as well as some new colourations.
👉 go.were.dog/BIG
November 12, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Scalie cock 🤤
If you're fairly new to toys, or you're looking to train bottom, Skylar is a great place to start due to his tapered tip. And that ridged curve hits all the right spots! Skylar's signature just got a refresh in our latest drop, as well as some new colourations.
👉 go.were.dog/BIG
If you're fairly new to toys, or you're looking to train bottom, Skylar is a great place to start due to his tapered tip. And that ridged curve hits all the right spots! Skylar's signature just got a refresh in our latest drop, as well as some new colourations.
👉 go.were.dog/BIG
The annals foretold of his coming... 📜 ⚔️ 🐊
Their battle shall echo across the aeons, and those who come after shall utter that name in hushed whispers... Demon Nile... Demon Nile... Demon Nile...
👉 go.were.dog/CrocCock
Their battle shall echo across the aeons, and those who come after shall utter that name in hushed whispers... Demon Nile... Demon Nile... Demon Nile...
👉 go.were.dog/CrocCock
November 12, 2025 at 6:30 PM
The annals foretold of his coming... 📜 ⚔️ 🐊
Their battle shall echo across the aeons, and those who come after shall utter that name in hushed whispers... Demon Nile... Demon Nile... Demon Nile...
👉 go.were.dog/CrocCock
Their battle shall echo across the aeons, and those who come after shall utter that name in hushed whispers... Demon Nile... Demon Nile... Demon Nile...
👉 go.were.dog/CrocCock
Demon Nile colouration got us in a chokehold rn 🥵
Which is your favourite from the most recent updated colouration drop?
👉 go.were.dog/BIG
Which is your favourite from the most recent updated colouration drop?
👉 go.were.dog/BIG
November 11, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Demon Nile colouration got us in a chokehold rn 🥵
Which is your favourite from the most recent updated colouration drop?
👉 go.were.dog/BIG
Which is your favourite from the most recent updated colouration drop?
👉 go.were.dog/BIG
Can't get over Juniper in her new Splotch colouration 😍
A few of your favourite characters just got a refresh in our latest drop with new colourations and updated signatures - ready to ship right now!
👉 go.were.dog/BIG
A few of your favourite characters just got a refresh in our latest drop with new colourations and updated signatures - ready to ship right now!
👉 go.were.dog/BIG
November 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Can't get over Juniper in her new Splotch colouration 😍
A few of your favourite characters just got a refresh in our latest drop with new colourations and updated signatures - ready to ship right now!
👉 go.were.dog/BIG
A few of your favourite characters just got a refresh in our latest drop with new colourations and updated signatures - ready to ship right now!
👉 go.were.dog/BIG
November 9, 2025 at 9:00 PM
😳 Big croc daddy just got bigger...
Nile, Loch, Skylar and Juniper are now available in all new colourations. A few even got refreshed signatures. It's all part of the biggest ever update to our lineup ever, ready to ship right now!
👉 go.were.dog/BIG
Nile, Loch, Skylar and Juniper are now available in all new colourations. A few even got refreshed signatures. It's all part of the biggest ever update to our lineup ever, ready to ship right now!
👉 go.were.dog/BIG
November 9, 2025 at 6:01 PM
😳 Big croc daddy just got bigger...
Nile, Loch, Skylar and Juniper are now available in all new colourations. A few even got refreshed signatures. It's all part of the biggest ever update to our lineup ever, ready to ship right now!
👉 go.were.dog/BIG
Nile, Loch, Skylar and Juniper are now available in all new colourations. A few even got refreshed signatures. It's all part of the biggest ever update to our lineup ever, ready to ship right now!
👉 go.were.dog/BIG
✨ Juniper and Nile's newest colourations!
Juniper is now available in splotch, whilst Nile is now available in cool blue Lagoon and Demon - a hellish red black fade with contrast jet tip. There's even more on the website in our biggest EVER update to the lineup.
👉 go.were.dog/BIG
Juniper is now available in splotch, whilst Nile is now available in cool blue Lagoon and Demon - a hellish red black fade with contrast jet tip. There's even more on the website in our biggest EVER update to the lineup.
👉 go.were.dog/BIG
November 9, 2025 at 5:30 PM
✨ Juniper and Nile's newest colourations!
Juniper is now available in splotch, whilst Nile is now available in cool blue Lagoon and Demon - a hellish red black fade with contrast jet tip. There's even more on the website in our biggest EVER update to the lineup.
👉 go.were.dog/BIG
Juniper is now available in splotch, whilst Nile is now available in cool blue Lagoon and Demon - a hellish red black fade with contrast jet tip. There's even more on the website in our biggest EVER update to the lineup.
👉 go.were.dog/BIG