Cran-Brawly Sauce 🍂
@cantaffordbrent.bsky.social
PDX-based Nerd. 🏳️🌈Gay. Dogdad. Video games, shitposts, and like 50% thirst traps. HIV-, Biohazard has a personal meaning. He/They.
Just don't be weird, guys. Don't make it weird.
Just don't be weird, guys. Don't make it weird.
"Bouquet Residence, Lady of the House speaking!"
November 28, 2025 at 9:52 PM
"Bouquet Residence, Lady of the House speaking!"
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Support a small, queer-owned business this Black Friday -- it's the hottest thing you can do 😌
It's here — our biggest sale of the year is happening right now!
🗓️ Nov 28 – Dec 1
✨ 30% OFF storewide (yes, everything!)
💸 Discount automatically applied at checkout
We’ve restocked ALL of your favorite fragrances, and the new Balsam & Berry candle is now available for purchase! 🎄
🗓️ Nov 28 – Dec 1
✨ 30% OFF storewide (yes, everything!)
💸 Discount automatically applied at checkout
We’ve restocked ALL of your favorite fragrances, and the new Balsam & Berry candle is now available for purchase! 🎄
November 28, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Support a small, queer-owned business this Black Friday -- it's the hottest thing you can do 😌
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Has anyone made a gay version of Santa Baby called Santa Daddy where they ask him to cum down their chimney?
November 28, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Has anyone made a gay version of Santa Baby called Santa Daddy where they ask him to cum down their chimney?
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Janeway did nothing wrong.
November 28, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Janeway did nothing wrong.
He's so comfy, and gonna be so mad when I go play computer games.
November 27, 2025 at 11:59 PM
He's so comfy, and gonna be so mad when I go play computer games.
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thanksgiving reminder: after your turkey comes out of the oven it is important to let it rest inside a wall or floor for 1 to 2 hours
November 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
thanksgiving reminder: after your turkey comes out of the oven it is important to let it rest inside a wall or floor for 1 to 2 hours
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Hot Gaming Take: Mass Effect: Andromeda wasn't nearly as bad as people like to claim.
While there were some fun early visual bugs and the script could've been better, it was enjoyable and I wanted it to set up another storyline instead of going back to Shepherd. Plus it had fun combo skills.
While there were some fun early visual bugs and the script could've been better, it was enjoyable and I wanted it to set up another storyline instead of going back to Shepherd. Plus it had fun combo skills.
November 27, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Hot Gaming Take: Mass Effect: Andromeda wasn't nearly as bad as people like to claim.
While there were some fun early visual bugs and the script could've been better, it was enjoyable and I wanted it to set up another storyline instead of going back to Shepherd. Plus it had fun combo skills.
While there were some fun early visual bugs and the script could've been better, it was enjoyable and I wanted it to set up another storyline instead of going back to Shepherd. Plus it had fun combo skills.
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nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
So have I, Neo. You ain't special!
(I kid you're a very handsome, good boy.)
(I kid you're a very handsome, good boy.)
This is Neo and he has mastered the art of having two balls in his mouth at the same time
November 27, 2025 at 2:05 AM
So have I, Neo. You ain't special!
(I kid you're a very handsome, good boy.)
(I kid you're a very handsome, good boy.)
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☽ WILL LIGHT EMBRACE OR DARKNESS CONSUME? ☾
Themis FFXIV illustration because P11 lives in my head rent free
Themis FFXIV illustration because P11 lives in my head rent free
November 26, 2025 at 8:46 PM
☽ WILL LIGHT EMBRACE OR DARKNESS CONSUME? ☾
Themis FFXIV illustration because P11 lives in my head rent free
Themis FFXIV illustration because P11 lives in my head rent free
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November 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Every leftist I know dresses like this dad and yearns for the grill.
November 25, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Every leftist I know dresses like this dad and yearns for the grill.
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My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
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tech bro: i have made Artificial General Intelligence
programmer: you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
programmer: you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
I’ve been running around asking tech execs and academics if language was the same as intelligence for over a year now - and, well, it isn’t. @benjaminjriley.bsky.social explains how the bubble is built on ignoring cutting-edge research into the science of thought www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...
November 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
tech bro: i have made Artificial General Intelligence
programmer: you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
programmer: you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
Everyone has a really stupid "I'm an adult, I should know this" question that they hold onto.
Mine tonight is "how often are you supposed to replace pillows?"
Mine tonight is "how often are you supposed to replace pillows?"
November 25, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Everyone has a really stupid "I'm an adult, I should know this" question that they hold onto.
Mine tonight is "how often are you supposed to replace pillows?"
Mine tonight is "how often are you supposed to replace pillows?"
Time to go turn some cardboard sideways. Does my fit scream "No, I didn't just make ANOTHER Mardu deck. That would be stupid..."?
November 25, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Time to go turn some cardboard sideways. Does my fit scream "No, I didn't just make ANOTHER Mardu deck. That would be stupid..."?
Here's an MCM for the post-walkies shower all dog owners know and love
November 24, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Here's an MCM for the post-walkies shower all dog owners know and love
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her time has come once more
June 4, 2025 at 10:49 PM
her time has come once more
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November 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I spent my entire lunch hour making baked potato soup.
Worth it. 🤤
Worth it. 🤤
November 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I spent my entire lunch hour making baked potato soup.
Worth it. 🤤
Worth it. 🤤
Monday, am I right?
November 24, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Monday, am I right?
Damn, it's been 10 years and I still haven't cracked open the first book...
I gotta change that.
I gotta change that.
November 23, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Damn, it's been 10 years and I still haven't cracked open the first book...
I gotta change that.
I gotta change that.
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Happy Wolfenoot!
November 23, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Happy Wolfenoot!