Murphy & Mint
@drmint.bsky.social
aspiring generalist
the cat gets top billing, of course
the cat gets top billing, of course
Dunno if I'm doing this right at all but here we freaking go.
1.) Empire Strikes Back
2.) A New Hope
3.) Return of the Jedi
4.) The Last Jedi
5.) Revenge of the Sith
6.) The Force Awakens
7.) The Phantom Menace
8.) Attack of the Clones
9.) Rise of Skywalker
1.) Empire Strikes Back
2.) A New Hope
3.) Return of the Jedi
4.) The Last Jedi
5.) Revenge of the Sith
6.) The Force Awakens
7.) The Phantom Menace
8.) Attack of the Clones
9.) Rise of Skywalker
November 25, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Dunno if I'm doing this right at all but here we freaking go.
1.) Empire Strikes Back
2.) A New Hope
3.) Return of the Jedi
4.) The Last Jedi
5.) Revenge of the Sith
6.) The Force Awakens
7.) The Phantom Menace
8.) Attack of the Clones
9.) Rise of Skywalker
1.) Empire Strikes Back
2.) A New Hope
3.) Return of the Jedi
4.) The Last Jedi
5.) Revenge of the Sith
6.) The Force Awakens
7.) The Phantom Menace
8.) Attack of the Clones
9.) Rise of Skywalker
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If you're drunk/high and reading this, this is your sign to do something nice that sober you will thank you for. Sweep those floors, fold those clothes, declutter and wipe down that countertop... whatever you do, it'll be a nice treat for your slightly smarter self to wake up to.
November 25, 2025 at 2:22 AM
If you're drunk/high and reading this, this is your sign to do something nice that sober you will thank you for. Sweep those floors, fold those clothes, declutter and wipe down that countertop... whatever you do, it'll be a nice treat for your slightly smarter self to wake up to.
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
Who tf is kidnapping me ton warrant this? Also, minor chance they'll kill me by mistake so maybe I shouldn't feel relieved just yet.
Who tf is kidnapping me ton warrant this? Also, minor chance they'll kill me by mistake so maybe I shouldn't feel relieved just yet.
November 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
Who tf is kidnapping me ton warrant this? Also, minor chance they'll kill me by mistake so maybe I shouldn't feel relieved just yet.
Who tf is kidnapping me ton warrant this? Also, minor chance they'll kill me by mistake so maybe I shouldn't feel relieved just yet.
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Mario Kart: Double Dash contains a bizarre "eternal European pain" glitch whereby being burned when entering a pipe will cause the character to remain in pain indefinitely, but only in the European version.
November 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Mario Kart: Double Dash contains a bizarre "eternal European pain" glitch whereby being burned when entering a pipe will cause the character to remain in pain indefinitely, but only in the European version.
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Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
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When Tav refuses to consume any tadpoles.
November 22, 2025 at 2:20 AM
When Tav refuses to consume any tadpoles.
I've been playing a lot of Tekken 3 lately so now I feel compelled to make a thread talking about each game's story in chronological order (what passes for one, anyway. lol) Additional thoughts on each game in alt text, where applicable.
November 21, 2025 at 8:36 AM
I've been playing a lot of Tekken 3 lately so now I feel compelled to make a thread talking about each game's story in chronological order (what passes for one, anyway. lol) Additional thoughts on each game in alt text, where applicable.
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ARTISTS! You can DISABLE this feature! Protect yourself and don't assume that you're safe if you're an sfw artist!
November 20, 2025 at 3:06 PM
ARTISTS! You can DISABLE this feature! Protect yourself and don't assume that you're safe if you're an sfw artist!
I may be misremembering here but in all fairness, "Black Audrey" is an awesome name and I will be reusing it.
Your GI JOE name is the color of your shirt followed by your first pet's name.
GO.
GO.
November 20, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I may be misremembering here but in all fairness, "Black Audrey" is an awesome name and I will be reusing it.
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‘You Think You’re Better Than Me?’ Says Nicki Minaj Interrupting Child Reciting Nursery Rhyme https://theonion.com/you-think-youre-better-than-me-says-nicki-minaj-interrupting-child-reciting-nursery-rhyme/
November 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
‘You Think You’re Better Than Me?’ Says Nicki Minaj Interrupting Child Reciting Nursery Rhyme https://theonion.com/you-think-youre-better-than-me-says-nicki-minaj-interrupting-child-reciting-nursery-rhyme/
I love it but also how dare you, Game Freak?
November 19, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I love it but also how dare you, Game Freak?
Gif that pops up when you type your name
November 19, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Gif that pops up when you type your name
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November 18, 2025 at 6:01 PM
How it feels to fight Nine-Ball in the first Armored Core.
November 18, 2025 at 8:59 AM
How it feels to fight Nine-Ball in the first Armored Core.
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#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
#3157 A helpful tutorial
Playing the original Armored Core. Not sure why I didn't stop when the game locks you into a mission where you destroy a city on purpose and now I'm not sure why I'm still playing when my bosses clearly want me dead but here we are!
10/10
10/10
November 18, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Playing the original Armored Core. Not sure why I didn't stop when the game locks you into a mission where you destroy a city on purpose and now I'm not sure why I'm still playing when my bosses clearly want me dead but here we are!
10/10
10/10
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 7:30 PM
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
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this line from cloud is in my head at least once a day
November 15, 2025 at 8:13 PM
this line from cloud is in my head at least once a day
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November 15, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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The Epstein files were created with Silicon Graphics Computers.
November 15, 2025 at 1:17 AM
The Epstein files were created with Silicon Graphics Computers.
Aww... I can't guilty laugh nearly as hard at this.
Meet Bubba Saulsbury, son of Odessa oil industry magnate Dick Saulsbury. Also friend to Kash Patel and JD Vance. This is who the Epstein felatio email is rumored to be referring to. Not Bill Clinton.
November 15, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Aww... I can't guilty laugh nearly as hard at this.