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87% potato. Proud Angeleno.
Ooh RMA-MCI.

It’s the ‘Ed Hardy deep v-neck’ versus ‘throat closing levels of cologne’ round of the Douchebag World Championships.
December 10, 2025 at 8:12 PM
oh my god! trump is every british person on the internet!

www.nytimes.com/athletic/686...
Trump wants to rename the NFL as the question of 'soccer' or 'football' comes up
www.nytimes.com
December 10, 2025 at 3:26 AM
You will be visited by three spirits
December 9, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Del the Funky Tacosapien
December 8, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Brits are weird.

“We can’t stop the game for a head injury, but we will chill while dude takes a stroll to get a towel.”
December 6, 2025 at 6:02 PM
He's grabbing any weak or "unimportant" person he can find and using them as a human shield to try and protect himself. Desperate and evil.
December 2, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Fulham haven’t looked bad - City are just too good for us
Like maybe it’s our fault for NOT parking the bus or something I don’t understand - but it sure feels like a (potentially?) good boxer getting mauled by prime-era Mike Tyson.
December 2, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Is that the worst free kick ever from Lukic? I feel bad for all the times I criticized Andreas. #FULMC #epl-live
December 2, 2025 at 7:42 PM
wait, is 50 Cent actually Batman?
December 1, 2025 at 3:51 PM
First half of this #WHULIV game has been TwoDrunksFallDownAsTheyTryToFight.GIF
November 30, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I feel like the lack of Spurs YCs in the first half (that they earned IMO) is really helping them now. #TOTFUL
November 29, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Energy flip at HT.

Spurs press is way more intense and Fulham seem slow
November 29, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Fulham need some subs right now. Not in 12 minutes, Marco. Now.
November 29, 2025 at 9:19 PM
This ref has to get a handle on the Spurs emotional fouling. Richarlison’s gonna break King in two by HT.
#epl-live #TOTFUL #FulhamFC
November 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Milky Wad
Change one letter and ruin a candy.

100 Brand
Change one letter and ruin a candy.

Wood N Plenty
November 27, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Reposted by Doug
Familiar line up and set up ✅
Stalemate at times ✅
Game changing contribution off the bench ✅

There was no post-international break revolution for Marco Silva’s #FFC, but the reassuring familiarity of #FULSUN may bode well for the season

Let’s take a look 👇

🧵 1/12
November 23, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Craven Cottage, BMO (LAFC), Spurs Dome, Old Trafford, Etihad, Anfield, LA Galaxy, Selhurst Park, Hampden Park, Rose Bowl

Fulham's Craven Cottage is def my favorite.
WAIT

Stop doomscrolling and answer this fun question

How many soccer stadiums have you been to and whats your favorite one?
November 18, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I have seen almost no one saying that they now love MTG. Reposting her silly revanchist press tour doesn't mean we agree with her any more than the laughing as GavvyBoy makes fun of Trump means we want Gov. EncampmentSweep as our Prez. {Nicholson/Departed nodding dot gif} Let MAGA fight.
November 17, 2025 at 12:10 AM
But can he discuss the previous reading of Word Up! magazine?
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 3:39 PM
That facial expression makes sense when you see the full image.

www.theguardian.com/sport/2025/n...
World Series Game 7 averaged 51 million viewers in US, Canada and Japan
Dodgers’ Game 7 victory averaged 51m viewers across three countries, the biggest World Series audience since 1991
www.theguardian.com
November 6, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Tonight, the election results are fun.

We can all laugh at how upset Donny Boy is gonna be.

Tomorrow will probably be a very, very bad day to be in a fishing boat anywhere near a Latin American nation.
The U.S. has struck again in its two-month-old campaign of bombing boats suspected of smuggling drugs in the Caribbean and eastern Pacific Ocean. Sixteen boats sunk, at least 67 people dead.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/04/u...
Latest U.S. Strike on Suspected Drug Boat Kills 2 in Pacific, Hegseth Says
www.nytimes.com
November 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Is this an ad for the government provided suicide pill in 'Children of Men'?
"We have a great product that really works. Now to find a spokesman and aesthetic that's synonymous with 'feeling and being chill.'"
November 3, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I don't think we can comprehend how much pain, violence and insane conspiracy theories every last American is gonna have to endure tryna put *this* toothpaste back in the tube.

That 'reasonable' GOPers were willing to cuddle up with this level of evil to win a few elections is perma-disqualifying.
So, how are things going over on the right?
November 3, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Everyone goes on and on about how Michelangelo could see where humans were headed in the future and capture it in his art. Ol’ Micky ain’t got nothing on Hieronymus Bosch.
More Insta snaps from the let them eat cake ball at Mar a Lago
November 1, 2025 at 11:46 PM