Doris Pringle Salahari-Brule (hairdo chump)
@dorispringle.bsky.social
Hotdog enthusiast
Go Bills 🦬
¡Verde Listos! 🌳
Come on you Irons 🫧 ⚒️
@ladyreezy and I are not the same person but we're both awesome 😎
Austin, TX
Go Bills 🦬
¡Verde Listos! 🌳
Come on you Irons 🫧 ⚒️
@ladyreezy and I are not the same person but we're both awesome 😎
Austin, TX
Pinned
I'm proud of @sammylou.bsky.social this year and always.
😭😭😭💗💗💗 my sissy, y'all. I love her so much.
Life sucks. Help others to feel less impotent and more connected. 💸
okay, the monthly horror is upon me, need money to keep my stuff from being auctioned by storage locker fascists and also for frivolous stuff like food! any help or reskeets greatly appreciated!
trying to assemble $350
cash app / venmo: eatyrself
paypal.me/eatyrself
trying to assemble $350
cash app / venmo: eatyrself
paypal.me/eatyrself
January 25, 2026 at 5:58 AM
Life sucks. Help others to feel less impotent and more connected. 💸
Dude my Texan husband goes "are the Van Gundys from Western New York? Stans definitely got a lil accent going" so I googled it and they were born in California and grew up in BROCKPORT. I'm so proud of him. Haha. He hasn't even been to WNY yet!
January 24, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Dude my Texan husband goes "are the Van Gundys from Western New York? Stans definitely got a lil accent going" so I googled it and they were born in California and grew up in BROCKPORT. I'm so proud of him. Haha. He hasn't even been to WNY yet!
Thank you NBA, for putting this "rivalry" together, so that we may gaze upon the beautiful and talented Thompson Twins. 😻😻😻
January 24, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Thank you NBA, for putting this "rivalry" together, so that we may gaze upon the beautiful and talented Thompson Twins. 😻😻😻
I love them so much 🥲🩷😭❤️🫏❤️🫏🥕
January 23, 2026 at 8:59 PM
I love them so much 🥲🩷😭❤️🫏❤️🫏🥕
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I DON'T MEAN TO ALARM YOU GUYS BUT ITS PARSNIP DAY ON FELLAS FRIDAY 🥕🥕🥕
January 23, 2026 at 6:03 PM
I DON'T MEAN TO ALARM YOU GUYS BUT ITS PARSNIP DAY ON FELLAS FRIDAY 🥕🥕🥕
My business partner got us this sick hand painted sign for the salon
January 23, 2026 at 2:48 AM
My business partner got us this sick hand painted sign for the salon
Yayyyyy I got accepted at TX State! Now to apply to my program 🤞
January 21, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Yayyyyy I got accepted at TX State! Now to apply to my program 🤞
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half of americans don't have a passport, and 1/3 of us don't have $500 in savings, so europeans lecturing us about how we're not going to be received well when traveling abroad doesn't land in the way they might hope
January 21, 2026 at 4:42 PM
half of americans don't have a passport, and 1/3 of us don't have $500 in savings, so europeans lecturing us about how we're not going to be received well when traveling abroad doesn't land in the way they might hope
Spring semester 2026 off to a great start! Showed up to campus 3 hours early cuz I thought I had a lab! It took me texting my classmate to figure out today was Wednesday.
January 21, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Spring semester 2026 off to a great start! Showed up to campus 3 hours early cuz I thought I had a lab! It took me texting my classmate to figure out today was Wednesday.
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EVERYTHING IS ALL FUCKED UP AND I DON'T LIKE IT
January 19, 2026 at 2:51 PM
EVERYTHING IS ALL FUCKED UP AND I DON'T LIKE IT
Depressed Bills Fan Timeline Cleanse
January 18, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Depressed Bills Fan Timeline Cleanse
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LIVE
LAUGH
TOASTER BATH
LAUGH
TOASTER BATH
January 18, 2026 at 3:02 AM
LIVE
LAUGH
TOASTER BATH
LAUGH
TOASTER BATH
Holy shit I just heard Gronk "pronounce" Mustapha
January 18, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Holy shit I just heard Gronk "pronounce" Mustapha
This means the Pats or the fucking TEXANS are going to the Super Bowl. If you need me I'll be banging myself over the head with a hammer.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
January 18, 2026 at 2:56 AM
This means the Pats or the fucking TEXANS are going to the Super Bowl. If you need me I'll be banging myself over the head with a hammer.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
January 18, 2026 at 2:42 AM
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
Bro i HATE football
January 18, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Bro i HATE football
Thanks refs. Go fuck yourselves Denver.
January 18, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Thanks refs. Go fuck yourselves Denver.
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“Both teams deserving of a win” and yet the Bills lose this game for the billionth time in a row. Awesome. Gods dead.
January 18, 2026 at 1:14 AM
“Both teams deserving of a win” and yet the Bills lose this game for the billionth time in a row. Awesome. Gods dead.
FASTER PASTOR! HALLELUJAH PASTOR RAY DAVIS!!!!!!
January 18, 2026 at 1:00 AM
FASTER PASTOR! HALLELUJAH PASTOR RAY DAVIS!!!!!!
Manifesting a turnover here say it with me now
January 18, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Manifesting a turnover here say it with me now
"Babe I love pizza logs so much!"- my husband, just now
January 18, 2026 at 12:18 AM
"Babe I love pizza logs so much!"- my husband, just now
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[me accidentally trying to make phone call in calculator app]
whoops haha
[it starts ringing and then answers]
hello this is numbers
whoops haha
[it starts ringing and then answers]
hello this is numbers
April 28, 2023 at 9:58 PM
[me accidentally trying to make phone call in calculator app]
whoops haha
[it starts ringing and then answers]
hello this is numbers
whoops haha
[it starts ringing and then answers]
hello this is numbers
Keke had no one on him, easy lil pitch and he still BARELY got the tud 😮💨
January 17, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Keke had no one on him, easy lil pitch and he still BARELY got the tud 😮💨