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Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 2h

Your *most* Polish grandma post yet?

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Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 2h

I used to do this but with Ambien and vintage statues of owls on etsy, circa the aughts.

Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 2h

Glad to know they've replicated that human behavior. We definitely need more bullying.

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Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 2h

I wanna bone this guy

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Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 2h

If computers don't innately love Jerry, well then I don't want to live in the future!

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Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 2h

3 dry erase markers, 2 hi-liters, 2 ball point pens, and half of a Pink Pearl

Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 15h

There's always three loads of laundry in my life, stuck in the cycle, dirty; clean and in basket, awaiting folding; or hanging up on the way to the closet. I just moved everything over one stop and sorted 3 loads worth. Any guesses on how many writing implements I found emptying my pockets?

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Lord Businessman II @lordbusinessman.bsky.social · 6h

There isn't a 'normal' to return to, and a lot of Americans are going to find out slowly, the hard way, because they're stupid

Bill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 6h

"We are a decade into Trumpism. These Young Republicans have never known any other type of Republicanism. We’re talking about a full generation of Republicans who only understand politics in the context of an authoritarian project."

www.thebulwark.com/p/all-the-pr...

All the Pretty Little Nazis

The shape of things to come.

www.thebulwark.com

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Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 5h

This is absolutely what's happening.

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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 6h

Maybe every country is retreating to nationalism because we all believe in our bones that the planet is fucked. It's like when a sick dog goes under the porch to die quietly in the dark.

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Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 5h

Today is the 13th day in a row that mold with alternaria is high. I feel like shit!

Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 15h

There's always three loads of laundry in my life, stuck in the cycle, dirty; clean and in basket, awaiting folding; or hanging up on the way to the closet. I just moved everything over one stop and sorted 3 loads worth. Any guesses on how many writing implements I found emptying my pockets?

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Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 15h

Put fresh sheets on the bed, then took a hot shower. #blessed

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Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 17h

Look, that thing was not leaving my sight alive. No way could I have continued working without first ending its life.

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Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 22h

No dude, they don't make them do anything. It's absurd. And they don't make the parents get the blue shampoo. They do nothing.

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Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 22h

Dude, they don't even send them home for the day if they have lice actively crawling on their heads! I never ever want to make a kid feel bad for any reason, but come the fuck on! I ain't gettin' apartment herpes in exchange for trying to teach algebra!

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Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 22h

Sadly, this is far from my first rodeo re: students bringing bed bugs into class with them.

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Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 22h

It was on the laptop bag. It hitched a ride from his home.

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Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 23h

A child screams that there is a bug on his Chromebook case and demands I come kill it. I kill the bug, all right. It is a bed bug.

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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 1d

I am killing it this morning, if by "it" you mean my soul.

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Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 1d

May it sound like a balloon as it deflates, racing around the room, flappin'

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Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 1d

To be clear- his stint in school juvie was not for what he did to me. It was for something completely different and totally unhinged that he did to another student, on the bus.

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Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 1d

Cool, the little sociopath who tried to cancel me three weeks into school is back in my class again after his 6 weeks vacay at school-juvie. I am feeling some kinda way about this... mildly terrorized but also like, c'mon then, let's rumble. Not a great combo.

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Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 1d

Especially bc there's no deadlier cancer than pancreatic. I hope it was quick and he got the good drungs.

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 1d

*narrows eyes* I’d let her fart in my Saab

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kingpin🏳️‍⚧️ @kingpin6100.bsky.social · 1d

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