doglotion
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What are your thoughts vis-à-vis the big homie?
January 16, 2026 at 7:08 AM
What are your thoughts vis-à-vis the big homie?
Pretty uncomely, homeboy.
December 2, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Pretty uncomely, homeboy.
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Taking a 8.5x11 glossy print of this image out of a folder and handing it to my financial advisor when he asks what my financial goals are:
October 3, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Taking a 8.5x11 glossy print of this image out of a folder and handing it to my financial advisor when he asks what my financial goals are:
I had a dream that every homie I ever had was in a line to dap me up and ask me what’s good
September 26, 2025 at 10:29 AM
I had a dream that every homie I ever had was in a line to dap me up and ask me what’s good
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Political violence has no place in America. Just apolitical violence. Aimed at the poorest people we can find. You know, Arabs, indigenous people, LGBT people, women and children. Preferably abroad, but at home is okay too. You know, good old fashioned apolitical violence.
September 11, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Political violence has no place in America. Just apolitical violence. Aimed at the poorest people we can find. You know, Arabs, indigenous people, LGBT people, women and children. Preferably abroad, but at home is okay too. You know, good old fashioned apolitical violence.
Bro’s been proving to be recalcitrant
August 15, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Bro’s been proving to be recalcitrant
Hello? Yes. I’d like to amend my reservation for two on The Bluegrass Dinner Train to one.
August 1, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Hello? Yes. I’d like to amend my reservation for two on The Bluegrass Dinner Train to one.
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i aint irish but my paper dublin 📈😤
July 30, 2025 at 9:28 PM
i aint irish but my paper dublin 📈😤
Torn between Doing Something or drinking Boston coolers until my chest hurts
March 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Torn between Doing Something or drinking Boston coolers until my chest hurts
Got three hours of shift left with my partner who’s got GERD and he just walked down three beef franks with ketchup and white onion and then one puppied quart of 2%.
December 27, 2024 at 12:22 AM
Got three hours of shift left with my partner who’s got GERD and he just walked down three beef franks with ketchup and white onion and then one puppied quart of 2%.
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I wish the Grinch was dead. I hate him so bad
December 25, 2024 at 4:19 AM
I wish the Grinch was dead. I hate him so bad
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The Grinch has passed away. His Tesla Cybertruck left the freeway at a high rate of speed and was wreathed in flame almost immediately, where The Grinch was incinerated like common refuse. He is survived by his brother, The Grunch, and his much younger live-in "protege," Maximilian.
December 25, 2024 at 2:51 AM
The Grinch has passed away. His Tesla Cybertruck left the freeway at a high rate of speed and was wreathed in flame almost immediately, where The Grinch was incinerated like common refuse. He is survived by his brother, The Grunch, and his much younger live-in "protege," Maximilian.
Head on a swivel, kid. Because when I see you it’s going down Montessori style
December 23, 2024 at 3:43 AM
Head on a swivel, kid. Because when I see you it’s going down Montessori style
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They're calling your man "troubled" in the headlines
December 19, 2024 at 4:05 PM
They're calling your man "troubled" in the headlines
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your harvest withers on the vine, playboy
December 17, 2024 at 1:11 AM
your harvest withers on the vine, playboy
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The veil between the worlds is thin tonight, pimp.
December 16, 2024 at 12:17 AM
The veil between the worlds is thin tonight, pimp.
Oh, no thank you. I’d just like to browse.
(Eat all of the high-growing twigs and leaves)
(Eat all of the high-growing twigs and leaves)
December 14, 2024 at 2:28 PM
Oh, no thank you. I’d just like to browse.
(Eat all of the high-growing twigs and leaves)
(Eat all of the high-growing twigs and leaves)
up to here 🤏with the vicissitudes, big dog
December 14, 2024 at 10:15 AM
up to here 🤏with the vicissitudes, big dog
What’s up guys. This is my boy, togepi
December 6, 2024 at 3:22 AM
What’s up guys. This is my boy, togepi
Figurine things out
December 2, 2024 at 8:13 PM
Figurine things out
Might’n I have but one more bowl of Waldorf salad pa pa? I’ve had naught my share of apples, celery, mayonnaise, and nuts
November 29, 2024 at 11:49 PM
Might’n I have but one more bowl of Waldorf salad pa pa? I’ve had naught my share of apples, celery, mayonnaise, and nuts
Putting “playaz handbook” on the cover of my diary
April 7, 2024 at 10:29 PM
Putting “playaz handbook” on the cover of my diary
*putting on lederhosen and using a huge bugle on a cliff to find my friends on here*
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April 3, 2024 at 4:39 PM
*putting on lederhosen and using a huge bugle on a cliff to find my friends on here*
ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-
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