Doc Benway
@docbenway.bsky.social
He/him. Lawyer but not your lawyer.
Obviously this is dumb but the only thing he’s correct on is JDs who call themselves doctors
This guy has a lot of opinions for someone who hasn’t ever had a real job
November 25, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Obviously this is dumb but the only thing he’s correct on is JDs who call themselves doctors
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JACKASS FOREVER (2022, dir. J. Tremaine) bsky.app/profile/cjze...
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
JACKASS FOREVER (2022, dir. J. Tremaine) bsky.app/profile/cjze...
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am I even awake right now?
November 24, 2025 at 10:36 PM
am I even awake right now?
I slept on the God’s Hate s/t when it came out but really enjoying it so far
November 24, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I slept on the God’s Hate s/t when it came out but really enjoying it so far
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The whole facade of rule of law is infuriating here.
" The president can't attack that guy unless he's a terrorist! Checks and balances!"
"Who designates him a terrorist?"
"Well...the president"
" The president can't attack that guy unless he's a terrorist! Checks and balances!"
"Who designates him a terrorist?"
"Well...the president"
🇻🇪🇺🇸 The Trump administration could have expanded authority to take action against Venezuela starting Monday, as the US designates Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro and his government allies as members of a foreign terrorist organization, - CNN
November 24, 2025 at 10:07 PM
The whole facade of rule of law is infuriating here.
" The president can't attack that guy unless he's a terrorist! Checks and balances!"
"Who designates him a terrorist?"
"Well...the president"
" The president can't attack that guy unless he's a terrorist! Checks and balances!"
"Who designates him a terrorist?"
"Well...the president"
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no the new york times does not make money off of my once-a-year post about rogue one
The whole business model is just rage bait at this point. Just don’t engage with these people.
November 24, 2025 at 9:27 PM
no the new york times does not make money off of my once-a-year post about rogue one
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I don't often know if a court opinion is going to be completely withering based on its first sentence but "a former White House aide with no prior prosecutorial experience" does a thing
November 24, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I don't often know if a court opinion is going to be completely withering based on its first sentence but "a former White House aide with no prior prosecutorial experience" does a thing
Right now the Knicks are frauds but the refs won this game for the Magic. Carter Jr not getting ejected for that lowered shoulder check in Shamet gave Orlando the go ahead to foul to their hearts content.
November 23, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Right now the Knicks are frauds but the refs won this game for the Magic. Carter Jr not getting ejected for that lowered shoulder check in Shamet gave Orlando the go ahead to foul to their hearts content.
The Magic should be launched into the sun
November 22, 2025 at 11:18 PM
The Magic should be launched into the sun
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What a good day to be completely incapable of imagining something visually. Aphantasia is a real gift when learning things about RFK jr. against my will.
November 22, 2025 at 9:55 PM
What a good day to be completely incapable of imagining something visually. Aphantasia is a real gift when learning things about RFK jr. against my will.
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okay this image is weird. when i pasted it in gimp the artifacts became a lot less noticeable. same thing when i move my browser window to a different monitor. but yeah i bumped the exposure on the image to make the editing much more clear
November 22, 2025 at 6:39 PM
okay this image is weird. when i pasted it in gimp the artifacts became a lot less noticeable. same thing when i move my browser window to a different monitor. but yeah i bumped the exposure on the image to make the editing much more clear
Surely this is no issue for republicans. I’ve been adored rural America is the Real America so that must mean it’s the vast majority of the population
Generic Ballot Polling Leads:
Big City: 🔵 D +37
Small City: 🔵 D +25
Suburban: 🔵 D +10
Small Town: 🔵 D +8
Rural: 🔴 R +21
Marist / Nov 13, 2025
Big City: 🔵 D +37
Small City: 🔵 D +25
Suburban: 🔵 D +10
Small Town: 🔵 D +8
Rural: 🔴 R +21
Marist / Nov 13, 2025
November 22, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Surely this is no issue for republicans. I’ve been adored rural America is the Real America so that must mean it’s the vast majority of the population
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I love this one a lady did about punctuation marks
November 22, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I love this one a lady did about punctuation marks
Seeing adult ADHD talk again is reminding me of when I discovered most people don’t drink a liter of coffee a day
November 22, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Seeing adult ADHD talk again is reminding me of when I discovered most people don’t drink a liter of coffee a day
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If you think Zohran and Trump “got along” you’re a fucking mark, Jesus Christ
November 22, 2025 at 4:16 PM
If you think Zohran and Trump “got along” you’re a fucking mark, Jesus Christ
One of these days the Italians will have to answer for the sin of giving the world double entry book keeping
NVIDIA earnings were a mirage. The market figured it out surprisingly fast. NVIDIA bump evaporated.
I don’t know how this information can enter the system without exploding the bubble.
But sometimes bezzles visible for months before crash.
Waiting for the feds?
open.substack.com/pub/shanakaa...
I don’t know how this information can enter the system without exploding the bubble.
But sometimes bezzles visible for months before crash.
Waiting for the feds?
open.substack.com/pub/shanakaa...
November 22, 2025 at 3:17 PM
One of these days the Italians will have to answer for the sin of giving the world double entry book keeping
I have such a yearning
This is such a cool breakdown I can’t believe CNN did something this rad
What if the United States had high-speed rail?
High-speed rail is a proven alternative to gridlocked highways and overcrowded airports. CNN has reimagined a faster, more connected future for US commuters.
www.cnn.com
November 22, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I have such a yearning
All else aside, credit where credit is due, “call it ‘American Canyon’” got a chuckle out of me
November 22, 2025 at 1:56 PM
All else aside, credit where credit is due, “call it ‘American Canyon’” got a chuckle out of me
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I have read
the poem
that you put behind
a paywall
and which
someone should have told me
to save
for after breakfast
I will not forgive you
you’re all atrocious
so dumb
and so gross
the poem
that you put behind
a paywall
and which
someone should have told me
to save
for after breakfast
I will not forgive you
you’re all atrocious
so dumb
and so gross
November 22, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I have read
the poem
that you put behind
a paywall
and which
someone should have told me
to save
for after breakfast
I will not forgive you
you’re all atrocious
so dumb
and so gross
the poem
that you put behind
a paywall
and which
someone should have told me
to save
for after breakfast
I will not forgive you
you’re all atrocious
so dumb
and so gross
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"I am a river You are my canyon. I mean to flow through you. I mean to subdue and tame you. My Love.”
November 22, 2025 at 1:44 PM
"I am a river You are my canyon. I mean to flow through you. I mean to subdue and tame you. My Love.”
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watching your husband’s phone light up like a Christmas tree and knowing it’s President Donald J Trump
November 22, 2025 at 5:06 AM
watching your husband’s phone light up like a Christmas tree and knowing it’s President Donald J Trump
I like Mamdani so the following comparison is gonna be insulting, but he’s got whatever Elizabeth Holmes, Sam Altman, and Trump (formerly) have.
does mamdani smell really good in person or something. like he seems very charming yes but what the fuck lol
November 22, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I like Mamdani so the following comparison is gonna be insulting, but he’s got whatever Elizabeth Holmes, Sam Altman, and Trump (formerly) have.
8 sentences in and I already regret literacy
November 22, 2025 at 11:54 AM
8 sentences in and I already regret literacy
Just blocking on sight any takes in the genre of “Mamdani is a traitor for taking the meeting”
November 21, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Just blocking on sight any takes in the genre of “Mamdani is a traitor for taking the meeting”