Skeet Laureate 💫
@blkginger.bsky.social
She/her
Gold medal curser | AuDHD | Voracious 📚 |Ayiti cheri
Being a curmudgeon is a hard job —Bikerts
Somebody gotta do it —Kendrick Lamar
Gold medal curser | AuDHD | Voracious 📚 |Ayiti cheri
Being a curmudgeon is a hard job —Bikerts
Somebody gotta do it —Kendrick Lamar
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I need to be gobbled up
November 28, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I need to be gobbled up
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3 Moscow mules in and I need to be slutted out 🙂↕️
November 28, 2025 at 4:23 AM
3 Moscow mules in and I need to be slutted out 🙂↕️
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Hey Blacksky fam, I wanted to take a moment to let you guys know how much I appreciate all of you. From the raunchy to the hilarious to the thought-provoking, you all feed a portion of my soul. Even you annoying mfers hone my patience. I thank you for all the experiences I had on here with you guys
November 27, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Hey Blacksky fam, I wanted to take a moment to let you guys know how much I appreciate all of you. From the raunchy to the hilarious to the thought-provoking, you all feed a portion of my soul. Even you annoying mfers hone my patience. I thank you for all the experiences I had on here with you guys
Hey Blacksky fam, I wanted to take a moment to let you guys know how much I appreciate all of you. From the raunchy to the hilarious to the thought-provoking, you all feed a portion of my soul. Even you annoying mfers hone my patience. I thank you for all the experiences I had on here with you guys
November 27, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Hey Blacksky fam, I wanted to take a moment to let you guys know how much I appreciate all of you. From the raunchy to the hilarious to the thought-provoking, you all feed a portion of my soul. Even you annoying mfers hone my patience. I thank you for all the experiences I had on here with you guys
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Prayers up for the single childless women who gotta constantly explain why they not married with kids every damn holiday
November 27, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Prayers up for the single childless women who gotta constantly explain why they not married with kids every damn holiday
Thanks for texting us! Signs of life is always appreciated. I am thankful for you too or I wouldn’t have the Future I prayed for. And thank you—I do have someone that makes sure my greens don’t leak onto my cornbread and that my mac ain’t touching yams 🖤🖤🖤
November 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Thanks for texting us! Signs of life is always appreciated. I am thankful for you too or I wouldn’t have the Future I prayed for. And thank you—I do have someone that makes sure my greens don’t leak onto my cornbread and that my mac ain’t touching yams 🖤🖤🖤
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Wait til you see my dish
November 27, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Wait til you see my dish
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How I look panicking about being out of olive oil:
The ‘thing’ varies through the year but the procedure is the same 😭😭😭
November 27, 2025 at 8:50 AM
How I look panicking about being out of olive oil:
Oh these are business hours for an insomniac 😂 welcome welcome to our home 😊
Put the crock pot on low instead of high so now I’m up. Why are you up? 👀
November 27, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Oh these are business hours for an insomniac 😂 welcome welcome to our home 😊
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LMAOOOOO I SAW THIS ON IG AND CRIED LAUGHING. This is me with ground cinnamon.
The ‘thing’ varies through the year but the procedure is the same 😭😭😭
November 27, 2025 at 6:43 AM
LMAOOOOO I SAW THIS ON IG AND CRIED LAUGHING. This is me with ground cinnamon.
The ‘thing’ varies through the year but the procedure is the same 😭😭😭
November 27, 2025 at 6:37 AM
The ‘thing’ varies through the year but the procedure is the same 😭😭😭
I assume is sounds kinda like this
November 27, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I assume is sounds kinda like this
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It’s something to watch the press try to gentrify the cousin walk and in the same week not a single outlet can say ‘Karoline Leavitt’s sister-in-law’ bc that would expose the egregious shit happening bc her brother in a custody suit with his ex-wife and it looks v like retaliation via the govt
November 26, 2025 at 6:51 PM
It’s something to watch the press try to gentrify the cousin walk and in the same week not a single outlet can say ‘Karoline Leavitt’s sister-in-law’ bc that would expose the egregious shit happening bc her brother in a custody suit with his ex-wife and it looks v like retaliation via the govt
That may be when I do my best work, tbh ‘cause I know what it’s like to feel like that
November 26, 2025 at 6:44 PM
That may be when I do my best work, tbh ‘cause I know what it’s like to feel like that
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I really have a way of speaking life into people no matter how bad I’m feeling myself
November 26, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I really have a way of speaking life into people no matter how bad I’m feeling myself
I don’t tell anyone but close friends about cultral things I haven’t seen/done/experiences bc niggas will act like you broke 5 municipal statutes, 3 state laws and possibly committed a federal crime
November 26, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I don’t tell anyone but close friends about cultral things I haven’t seen/done/experiences bc niggas will act like you broke 5 municipal statutes, 3 state laws and possibly committed a federal crime
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I remain teachable. I never act like I know everything, and if I don’t know something, I either shut up (a lost art these days) and observe or allow myself to be corrected if I misspeak
8. What is your biggest strength?
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I remain teachable. I never act like I know everything, and if I don’t know something, I either shut up (a lost art these days) and observe or allow myself to be corrected if I misspeak
The script was leaked before the movie released. Reading it pmo so BAD 😭😭
Queen and Slim should’ve never left the writers room. I don’t know anyone that likes it. A lot of niggas love Love Jones tho 😂
They both terrible movies?
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
The script was leaked before the movie released. Reading it pmo so BAD 😭😭
I thought those glass straws people were buying were PYREX and not too likely to break
WRONG
Just saw a lady posting from the hospital because she swallowed a shard from her broken straw 😭😭
WRONG
Just saw a lady posting from the hospital because she swallowed a shard from her broken straw 😭😭
November 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I thought those glass straws people were buying were PYREX and not too likely to break
WRONG
Just saw a lady posting from the hospital because she swallowed a shard from her broken straw 😭😭
WRONG
Just saw a lady posting from the hospital because she swallowed a shard from her broken straw 😭😭
‘This is a safe space’
The quotes:
The quotes:
November 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
‘This is a safe space’
The quotes:
The quotes:
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Traveling for the win
November 26, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Traveling for the win
FEEL DA RHYTHM FEEL DA RHYME GET ON UP, IT’S BOBSLED TIME!!
Jamaica won their first gold medal in international bobsled competition this past weekend 🇯🇲🛷🇯🇲
November 26, 2025 at 4:29 PM
FEEL DA RHYTHM FEEL DA RHYME GET ON UP, IT’S BOBSLED TIME!!
Whoever did this should have their pots confiscated and their kitchen cordoned off
Please do not offer me any gumbo if you use the following ingredients:
-hot links
-imitation crab meat
-corn
-tuna fish
-tomatoes
-green beans
-hot dogs
-walmart frozen shrimp
-hot links
-imitation crab meat
-corn
-tuna fish
-tomatoes
-green beans
-hot dogs
-walmart frozen shrimp
November 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Whoever did this should have their pots confiscated and their kitchen cordoned off
Dark, juicy and delicious, what’s the problem?
I didn’t realize everybody’s favorite piece of the chicken was THIGHS! 😵💫
November 26, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Dark, juicy and delicious, what’s the problem?