Skeet Laureate 💫
@blkginger.bsky.social
She/her
Gold medal curser | AuDHD | Voracious 📚 |Ayiti cheri
Being a curmudgeon is a hard job —Bikerts
Somebody gotta do it —Kendrick Lamar
Gold medal curser | AuDHD | Voracious 📚 |Ayiti cheri
Being a curmudgeon is a hard job —Bikerts
Somebody gotta do it —Kendrick Lamar
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It’s something to watch the press try to gentrify the cousin walk and in the same week not a single outlet can say ‘Karoline Leavitt’s sister-in-law’ bc that would expose the egregious shit happening bc her brother in a custody suit with his ex-wife and it looks v like retaliation via the govt
November 26, 2025 at 6:51 PM
It’s something to watch the press try to gentrify the cousin walk and in the same week not a single outlet can say ‘Karoline Leavitt’s sister-in-law’ bc that would expose the egregious shit happening bc her brother in a custody suit with his ex-wife and it looks v like retaliation via the govt
That may be when I do my best work, tbh ‘cause I know what it’s like to feel like that
November 26, 2025 at 6:44 PM
That may be when I do my best work, tbh ‘cause I know what it’s like to feel like that
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I really have a way of speaking life into people no matter how bad I’m feeling myself
November 26, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I really have a way of speaking life into people no matter how bad I’m feeling myself
I don’t tell anyone but close friends about cultral things I haven’t seen/done/experiences bc niggas will act like you broke 5 municipal statutes, 3 state laws and possibly committed a federal crime
November 26, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I don’t tell anyone but close friends about cultral things I haven’t seen/done/experiences bc niggas will act like you broke 5 municipal statutes, 3 state laws and possibly committed a federal crime
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I remain teachable. I never act like I know everything, and if I don’t know something, I either shut up (a lost art these days) and observe or allow myself to be corrected if I misspeak
8. What is your biggest strength?
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I remain teachable. I never act like I know everything, and if I don’t know something, I either shut up (a lost art these days) and observe or allow myself to be corrected if I misspeak
The script was leaked before the movie released. Reading it pmo so BAD 😭😭
Queen and Slim should’ve never left the writers room. I don’t know anyone that likes it. A lot of niggas love Love Jones tho 😂
They both terrible movies?
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
The script was leaked before the movie released. Reading it pmo so BAD 😭😭
I thought those glass straws people were buying were PYREX and not too likely to break
WRONG
Just saw a lady posting from the hospital because she swallowed a shard from her broken straw 😭😭
WRONG
Just saw a lady posting from the hospital because she swallowed a shard from her broken straw 😭😭
November 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I thought those glass straws people were buying were PYREX and not too likely to break
WRONG
Just saw a lady posting from the hospital because she swallowed a shard from her broken straw 😭😭
WRONG
Just saw a lady posting from the hospital because she swallowed a shard from her broken straw 😭😭
‘This is a safe space’
The quotes:
The quotes:
November 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
‘This is a safe space’
The quotes:
The quotes:
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Traveling for the win
November 26, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Traveling for the win
FEEL DA RHYTHM FEEL DA RHYME GET ON UP, IT’S BOBSLED TIME!!
Jamaica won their first gold medal in international bobsled competition this past weekend 🇯🇲🛷🇯🇲
November 26, 2025 at 4:29 PM
FEEL DA RHYTHM FEEL DA RHYME GET ON UP, IT’S BOBSLED TIME!!
Whoever did this should have their pots confiscated and their kitchen cordoned off
Please do not offer me any gumbo if you use the following ingredients:
-hot links
-imitation crab meat
-corn
-tuna fish
-tomatoes
-green beans
-hot dogs
-walmart frozen shrimp
-hot links
-imitation crab meat
-corn
-tuna fish
-tomatoes
-green beans
-hot dogs
-walmart frozen shrimp
November 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Whoever did this should have their pots confiscated and their kitchen cordoned off
Dark, juicy and delicious, what’s the problem?
I didn’t realize everybody’s favorite piece of the chicken was THIGHS! 😵💫
November 26, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Dark, juicy and delicious, what’s the problem?
It depends on where it falls in a sentence
Y'all say puh-KAHN or PEE-can?
November 26, 2025 at 4:56 AM
It depends on where it falls in a sentence
I need someone to fold and press me like the jeans of a 50+ yr old man from TX
November 26, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I need someone to fold and press me like the jeans of a 50+ yr old man from TX
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I just want someone to fuck my brain’s out.
😈
😈
November 26, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I just want someone to fuck my brain’s out.
😈
😈
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I love vocal stims, pls don’t ask how many times I’ve hollered EEEEYUCK while home alone 😭😭
(Runner up for this quarter is EEEEEMAGINE)
(Runner up for this quarter is EEEEEMAGINE)
November 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I love vocal stims, pls don’t ask how many times I’ve hollered EEEEYUCK while home alone 😭😭
(Runner up for this quarter is EEEEEMAGINE)
(Runner up for this quarter is EEEEEMAGINE)
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Never considered myself a Luddite, but this effort to shove AI up the crevice of my ass is making me wanna get a Nokia brick phone and only read books
November 25, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Never considered myself a Luddite, but this effort to shove AI up the crevice of my ass is making me wanna get a Nokia brick phone and only read books
One of my fav things to say is ‘I don’t know’— that means a trip to the library and more books to read, I will read about the most esoteric topics just because
I am a chronic Googler. It does not matter what the topic is. If I do not understand what someone is talking about it, I’m going to look it up. Every time. Even if it’s none of my business, even if it’s not important. To know that I don’t know something is like an itch that must be scratched.
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
One of my fav things to say is ‘I don’t know’— that means a trip to the library and more books to read, I will read about the most esoteric topics just because
😭😭😭
—owner of 3 step stools and a ladder
—owner of 3 step stools and a ladder
I can’t imagine needing help every single time I wanted to get something from a high shelf. I can’t wrap my mind around that. Grocery stores are discriminatory and I’m sorry I never really thought about it smh.
November 25, 2025 at 9:03 PM
😭😭😭
—owner of 3 step stools and a ladder
—owner of 3 step stools and a ladder
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To these niggas that be saying “she lied about her age”… all you gotta do is talk to a teenager for 15 minutes to know they are a teenager!
They know; they just don’t CARE!
They know; they just don’t CARE!
November 25, 2025 at 8:24 PM
To these niggas that be saying “she lied about her age”… all you gotta do is talk to a teenager for 15 minutes to know they are a teenager!
They know; they just don’t CARE!
They know; they just don’t CARE!
Heyyy Brazil, you got a lil extra of that justice against political criminals? It looks so yummy
a group of women are standing next to each other in a room and smiling .
ALT: a group of women are standing next to each other in a room and smiling .
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Heyyy Brazil, you got a lil extra of that justice against political criminals? It looks so yummy
Where do you even MEET a 16 old at 20? Wyd? Where are your friends?
There are hard boundaries of people that shouldn’t be together. Four years between adults? Nothing.
When you’re about to drink and she can’t be late for homeroom?
BIG FUCKING PROBLEM
There are hard boundaries of people that shouldn’t be together. Four years between adults? Nothing.
When you’re about to drink and she can’t be late for homeroom?
BIG FUCKING PROBLEM
November 25, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Where do you even MEET a 16 old at 20? Wyd? Where are your friends?
There are hard boundaries of people that shouldn’t be together. Four years between adults? Nothing.
When you’re about to drink and she can’t be late for homeroom?
BIG FUCKING PROBLEM
There are hard boundaries of people that shouldn’t be together. Four years between adults? Nothing.
When you’re about to drink and she can’t be late for homeroom?
BIG FUCKING PROBLEM
We need to talk to the people about the AI bubble and make sure there is NO public support to bail them bitches out when their Ponzi scheme collapses. It’s one thing to save the financial industry from falling like dominoes, but we not about to save pet projects with tax 💰
November 25, 2025 at 8:17 PM
We need to talk to the people about the AI bubble and make sure there is NO public support to bail them bitches out when their Ponzi scheme collapses. It’s one thing to save the financial industry from falling like dominoes, but we not about to save pet projects with tax 💰