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Doc Bender
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Pragmatic pretending to be childish to hold onto optimism.
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January 28, 2026 at 1:44 PM
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Any car caught in the ivy is a ground rule double.
January 27, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Dragging Melania has never felt comfortable because it feels like a punch down on sex workers.
January 27, 2026 at 4:28 PM
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Politicians gotta start calling for Miller to go. Right now.
January 27, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Watch “Train Dreams” on ‘flix. It is gorgeous. That’s all.
January 26, 2026 at 10:24 PM
@bn-bears.bsky.social The one child he refused to father.
January 26, 2026 at 8:56 PM
January 26, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Your mom.
January 25, 2026 at 2:47 PM
LFG
Minnesotans are showing the soul of the United States to the world.
January 25, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Lamp is giving ally
January 25, 2026 at 12:45 AM
January 24, 2026 at 8:01 PM
I’m handy as fuck. Lemme know when we’re ready and I’ll start constructing guillotines. There’s only one war.
January 24, 2026 at 7:02 PM
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“Everyone should be allowed to carry a gun for their safety but the government can murder you in the street if you have a gun” is an incredible endpoint for the conservative moment
January 24, 2026 at 5:48 PM
We are a country of laws or we are not.

Right now I would suggest until the appropriate ICE officers involved are arrested and held then we must fall on the NOT side.
BREAKING: The Tribune confirmed on Instagram that the man shot has died, according to two sources with knowledge of the incident.

ICE attempted to order local police from the scene, but Chief Brian O'Hara refused, sources also told the Tribune. O'Hara instructed his officers to preserve the scene.
Man shot by federal agent in south Minneapolis www.startribune.com/ice-raids-mi...
January 24, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Kids these days aren’t prepared for their 40’s
threw my back out wanging Chung last night
January 24, 2026 at 2:53 PM
My cold weather garage jacket smells like Otto’s jacket
January 24, 2026 at 12:30 AM
The Starry Night

- van Gogh 1889
& Me 2026
January 23, 2026 at 2:30 PM
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It’s the perfect day to find a secluded cottage in the Scottish Highlands and go off the grid for a few years.
January 21, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Ah god dammit, you guys…

Been trying to dial in my sleep and now I have IT happening fomo while I’m unaware
January 21, 2026 at 11:57 AM
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New study shows that tariffs continue to work the way tariffs work.
A new study show that Americans - not foreigners - have payed 96% of the tariffs so far. Here's the WSJ:
www.wsj.com/livecoverage...
January 20, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Congrats to IU….Football? Let me just check onnn..YUP! Being told National Football Champions
January 20, 2026 at 4:21 AM
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I don't think the tourist visa ban would do shit because we already see 70+ percent of the population hates Trump and it doesn't make a single shred of difference. Hit the oligarchs and we might see change but right now people are doing their fucking best and everyone in power is ignoring us.
January 19, 2026 at 8:26 PM
How the Nobel Committee hasn’t been looped into a Trojan horse plot with a laced medal at this point is truly disappointing to my imagination
January 19, 2026 at 6:03 PM
🤑 is a perfect summary of the intellectual direction of the NYT
January 19, 2026 at 2:17 PM
This is where the rubber on our activist tires are meeting the road and wearing wafer thin
The US is collapsing into fascism and going to war with Europe and the opposition party is like “I’m here to talk about the important thing: how your average grocery bill has risen by two dollars over the last year, which I also have no plan or ability to fix”
January 19, 2026 at 2:07 PM