Doc Bender
@docbender.bsky.social
Labels are inevitable.
Standards are what matter.
Standards are what matter.
It's Saturday! Post a cartoon TV series you love.
February 14, 2026 at 2:16 PM
It's Saturday! Post a cartoon TV series you love.
🥳🍾OUR FIRST BORN IS OFFICIALLY BACK IN THE USA 🇺🇸 🎆
3+ years of duty on a destroyer ported out of Spain. He has some sea stories now, but he’s glad to be back within a short flight ☺️
3+ years of duty on a destroyer ported out of Spain. He has some sea stories now, but he’s glad to be back within a short flight ☺️
February 13, 2026 at 8:59 PM
🥳🍾OUR FIRST BORN IS OFFICIALLY BACK IN THE USA 🇺🇸 🎆
3+ years of duty on a destroyer ported out of Spain. He has some sea stories now, but he’s glad to be back within a short flight ☺️
3+ years of duty on a destroyer ported out of Spain. He has some sea stories now, but he’s glad to be back within a short flight ☺️
RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA! Guy can’t even enjoy a beer in the dugout in this country any longer 😒
February 13, 2026 at 6:45 PM
RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA! Guy can’t even enjoy a beer in the dugout in this country any longer 😒
Not trying to help them out, but Mexican drug cartels have a real opportunity to do something truly entertaining the next time there’s a strong southerly wind.
a bunch of colorful balloons are flying over a city
ALT: a bunch of colorful balloons are flying over a city
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February 13, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Not trying to help them out, but Mexican drug cartels have a real opportunity to do something truly entertaining the next time there’s a strong southerly wind.
For those who don’t know, this is who runs HHS now.
February 13, 2026 at 2:04 PM
For those who don’t know, this is who runs HHS now.
Trillionaire in the club 2075: So, how many degrees of Epstein are you?
February 12, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Trillionaire in the club 2075: So, how many degrees of Epstein are you?
Genuinely don’t wish for bad things to happen to people. Just accountability.
I find myself wishing for truly harsh accountability for Pam Bondi.
I find myself wishing for truly harsh accountability for Pam Bondi.
February 11, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Genuinely don’t wish for bad things to happen to people. Just accountability.
I find myself wishing for truly harsh accountability for Pam Bondi.
I find myself wishing for truly harsh accountability for Pam Bondi.
This is the part right here. Your moderate neighbor who isn’t interested in “talking politics” because they like their 401k is dumb to the fact they are paying for it.
Today’s CBO report says US consumers pay 95% of tariffs. 🤡
@brendanvduke.bsky.social
www.cbo.gov/system/files...
@brendanvduke.bsky.social
www.cbo.gov/system/files...
February 11, 2026 at 7:16 PM
This is the part right here. Your moderate neighbor who isn’t interested in “talking politics” because they like their 401k is dumb to the fact they are paying for it.
Fun convo with on of my father’s old patients. I told her about how he used to recommend a couple of movies to anyone with ears. Life Is Beautiful and The Fisher King. She said he gave her a rec one time: Legally Blonde.
Laugh Hard Cracking Up GIF
ALT: Laugh Hard Cracking Up GIF
media.tenor.com
February 11, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Fun convo with on of my father’s old patients. I told her about how he used to recommend a couple of movies to anyone with ears. Life Is Beautiful and The Fisher King. She said he gave her a rec one time: Legally Blonde.
I’m at the chiro.
I’m at the café.
I’m at the combination chiropractor café.
I’m at the café.
I’m at the combination chiropractor café.
February 11, 2026 at 2:13 PM
I’m at the chiro.
I’m at the café.
I’m at the combination chiropractor café.
I’m at the café.
I’m at the combination chiropractor café.
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Let’s recap just the past day at Ohio State University:
1) The head of their ObGyn department was found to be getting quarterly payments from international child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein
2) OSU’s top donor was confirmed to be a co-conspirator of Epstein’s
3) Now this. 👇
1) The head of their ObGyn department was found to be getting quarterly payments from international child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein
2) OSU’s top donor was confirmed to be a co-conspirator of Epstein’s
3) Now this. 👇
Tomorrow on The Rooster: A visit to Ohio State’s Right-Wing Free Speech Centers ends with a vicious assault from an … assistant professor?!?!
February 11, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Let’s recap just the past day at Ohio State University:
1) The head of their ObGyn department was found to be getting quarterly payments from international child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein
2) OSU’s top donor was confirmed to be a co-conspirator of Epstein’s
3) Now this. 👇
1) The head of their ObGyn department was found to be getting quarterly payments from international child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein
2) OSU’s top donor was confirmed to be a co-conspirator of Epstein’s
3) Now this. 👇
Covid-19 picked up the globe in a box, shook it around a bunch then dumped out the contents. We just happened to be alive during a humanity altering event.
Viola.
Viola.
a man in a suit and tie sits on a couch with a be t logo behind him
ALT: a man in a suit and tie sits on a couch with a be t logo behind him
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February 10, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Covid-19 picked up the globe in a box, shook it around a bunch then dumped out the contents. We just happened to be alive during a humanity altering event.
Viola.
Viola.
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Man, what a metaphor.
Plans to invade Greenland have just been cancelled after this
February 10, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Man, what a metaphor.
@bn-bears.bsky.social Telling my grandkids this was Jay Cutler.
February 10, 2026 at 8:12 PM
@bn-bears.bsky.social Telling my grandkids this was Jay Cutler.
A lil’ bs housekeeping. Unfollowing some far too online liberals is almost a treat compared to having to filter out porn bots and MAGAts hate following you. I mean, I *agree* with most of what they CONSTANTLY share, but it’s a bit much. Can’t STAY mad as much as it works as a hashtag.
February 10, 2026 at 6:50 PM
A lil’ bs housekeeping. Unfollowing some far too online liberals is almost a treat compared to having to filter out porn bots and MAGAts hate following you. I mean, I *agree* with most of what they CONSTANTLY share, but it’s a bit much. Can’t STAY mad as much as it works as a hashtag.
🔥 new playlist just dropped
Some songs from before these dolts were born:
"It's Tight Like That" - 1928
“You'll Never Miss Your Jelly Until Your Jelly Roller Is Gone" - 1929
“Please Warm My Weiner" - 1930
“Steady Grinding” - 1933
"Get 'Em from the Peanut Man (Hot Nuts)" - 1935
“Let Me Play with Your Poodle” - 1942
"It's Tight Like That" - 1928
“You'll Never Miss Your Jelly Until Your Jelly Roller Is Gone" - 1929
“Please Warm My Weiner" - 1930
“Steady Grinding” - 1933
"Get 'Em from the Peanut Man (Hot Nuts)" - 1935
“Let Me Play with Your Poodle” - 1942
February 10, 2026 at 6:33 PM
🔥 new playlist just dropped
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Imagine watching FOOTLOOSE and thinking the dancing teens are the villains
Rep. Mark Alford (R-TX) revealed that House Republicans are "investigating" Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show because they suspect it was "much worse than the Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction.
House GOP launches Bad Bunny probe: 'Worse than the Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction'
Rep. Mark Alford (R-TX) revealed that House Republicans are "investigating" Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show because they suspect it was "much worse than the Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction."During a Tuesday interview on Real America's Voice, Alford told the hosts that he and other House Repu...
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February 10, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Imagine watching FOOTLOOSE and thinking the dancing teens are the villains
Some mornings when I’m thoroughly caught up on the news I get this dirty feeling from living in the US while our country’s government behaves like the bad guys. Then my brain says, “Oh, sweetie… the US hasn’t been the good guys since… hm🤔⌚️👀…”
February 10, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Some mornings when I’m thoroughly caught up on the news I get this dirty feeling from living in the US while our country’s government behaves like the bad guys. Then my brain says, “Oh, sweetie… the US hasn’t been the good guys since… hm🤔⌚️👀…”
Experience with the past 11 years helped me not get Lucy’d on this football.
Dems last wk: Awwwe shit! We’re coming for you Monday, bitches! Redaction free Monday! It is SO on.
Me then: 🤔 I’ve seen this football before.
Khanna now: (see below)
Me now: Yeah, that tracks.
Dems last wk: Awwwe shit! We’re coming for you Monday, bitches! Redaction free Monday! It is SO on.
Me then: 🤔 I’ve seen this football before.
Khanna now: (see below)
Me now: Yeah, that tracks.
Khanna: "The more important point is what the DOJ got was already scrubbed. Donald Trump's FBI in March went and scrubbed these files. The DOJ just told us, 'Ok, we're getting these documents uploaded, but they've already been redacted.' They're protecting powerful people."
February 10, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Experience with the past 11 years helped me not get Lucy’d on this football.
Dems last wk: Awwwe shit! We’re coming for you Monday, bitches! Redaction free Monday! It is SO on.
Me then: 🤔 I’ve seen this football before.
Khanna now: (see below)
Me now: Yeah, that tracks.
Dems last wk: Awwwe shit! We’re coming for you Monday, bitches! Redaction free Monday! It is SO on.
Me then: 🤔 I’ve seen this football before.
Khanna now: (see below)
Me now: Yeah, that tracks.
Just personal observation: working with the public I often get exposed to Monday morning reactions to weekend culture war battles. Pleasantly surprised not a single patient brought up halftime performances. I feel like the MAGA crowd knows they lost this particular battle.
February 9, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Just personal observation: working with the public I often get exposed to Monday morning reactions to weekend culture war battles. Pleasantly surprised not a single patient brought up halftime performances. I feel like the MAGA crowd knows they lost this particular battle.
Hell yes
#BadBunny's performers continued to dance and party outside the stadium after the #SuperBowl #HalftimeShow
February 9, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Hell yes
Not even kidding a little when I say I’d let them have football and we can take curling and bobsled.
February 8, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Not even kidding a little when I say I’d let them have football and we can take curling and bobsled.