Doc Bender
@docbender.bsky.social
Labels are inevitable.
Standards are what matter.
Standards are what matter.
🥳🍾OUR FIRST BORN IS OFFICIALLY BACK IN THE USA 🇺🇸 🎆
3+ years of duty on a destroyer ported out of Spain. He has some sea stories now, but he’s glad to be back within a short flight ☺️
3+ years of duty on a destroyer ported out of Spain. He has some sea stories now, but he’s glad to be back within a short flight ☺️
February 13, 2026 at 8:59 PM
🥳🍾OUR FIRST BORN IS OFFICIALLY BACK IN THE USA 🇺🇸 🎆
3+ years of duty on a destroyer ported out of Spain. He has some sea stories now, but he’s glad to be back within a short flight ☺️
3+ years of duty on a destroyer ported out of Spain. He has some sea stories now, but he’s glad to be back within a short flight ☺️
RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA! Guy can’t even enjoy a beer in the dugout in this country any longer 😒
February 13, 2026 at 6:45 PM
RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA! Guy can’t even enjoy a beer in the dugout in this country any longer 😒
Not trying to help them out, but Mexican drug cartels have a real opportunity to do something truly entertaining the next time there’s a strong southerly wind.
a bunch of colorful balloons are flying over a city
ALT: a bunch of colorful balloons are flying over a city
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February 13, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Not trying to help them out, but Mexican drug cartels have a real opportunity to do something truly entertaining the next time there’s a strong southerly wind.
“Congratulations, it’s an Olympian!” 🤰
February 13, 2026 at 4:02 PM
“Congratulations, it’s an Olympian!” 🤰
For those who don’t know, this is who runs HHS now.
February 13, 2026 at 2:04 PM
For those who don’t know, this is who runs HHS now.
Trillionaire in the club 2075: So, how many degrees of Epstein are you?
February 12, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Trillionaire in the club 2075: So, how many degrees of Epstein are you?
Sorry. I rely on others who pick it up for me while o drink their wine @markewrobel123.bsky.social
February 12, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Sorry. I rely on others who pick it up for me while o drink their wine @markewrobel123.bsky.social
And we are all <why?!.jpg>
February 12, 2026 at 7:21 PM
And we are all <why?!.jpg>
Get some Millie’s, my fren
February 12, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Get some Millie’s, my fren
Ms. Hastey, thank you for my new profile bio.
Yoink
Yoink
February 12, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Ms. Hastey, thank you for my new profile bio.
Yoink
Yoink
Labels are inevitable.
Standards are what matter.
Carve that shit on the front door of an actual principled news room.
Standards are what matter.
Carve that shit on the front door of an actual principled news room.
February 12, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Labels are inevitable.
Standards are what matter.
Carve that shit on the front door of an actual principled news room.
Standards are what matter.
Carve that shit on the front door of an actual principled news room.
Genuinely don’t wish for bad things to happen to people. Just accountability.
I find myself wishing for truly harsh accountability for Pam Bondi.
I find myself wishing for truly harsh accountability for Pam Bondi.
February 11, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Genuinely don’t wish for bad things to happen to people. Just accountability.
I find myself wishing for truly harsh accountability for Pam Bondi.
I find myself wishing for truly harsh accountability for Pam Bondi.
This is the part right here. Your moderate neighbor who isn’t interested in “talking politics” because they like their 401k is dumb to the fact they are paying for it.
Today’s CBO report says US consumers pay 95% of tariffs. 🤡
@brendanvduke.bsky.social
www.cbo.gov/system/files...
@brendanvduke.bsky.social
www.cbo.gov/system/files...
February 11, 2026 at 7:16 PM
This is the part right here. Your moderate neighbor who isn’t interested in “talking politics” because they like their 401k is dumb to the fact they are paying for it.
Just asked my wife the same question. That’s some editorial gymnastics to not say murder.
February 11, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Just asked my wife the same question. That’s some editorial gymnastics to not say murder.
Swalwell plays Bondi a clip of Kash Patel *lying under oath* about how many times Trump's name appears in the Epstein files
February 11, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Fun convo with on of my father’s old patients. I told her about how he used to recommend a couple of movies to anyone with ears. Life Is Beautiful and The Fisher King. She said he gave her a rec one time: Legally Blonde.
Laugh Hard Cracking Up GIF
ALT: Laugh Hard Cracking Up GIF
media.tenor.com
February 11, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Fun convo with on of my father’s old patients. I told her about how he used to recommend a couple of movies to anyone with ears. Life Is Beautiful and The Fisher King. She said he gave her a rec one time: Legally Blonde.
I’m at the chiro.
I’m at the café.
I’m at the combination chiropractor café.
I’m at the café.
I’m at the combination chiropractor café.
February 11, 2026 at 2:13 PM
I’m at the chiro.
I’m at the café.
I’m at the combination chiropractor café.
I’m at the café.
I’m at the combination chiropractor café.
That time a 6th grader at Tirana Jr High found an online poll about dreams.
February 11, 2026 at 1:20 PM
That time a 6th grader at Tirana Jr High found an online poll about dreams.
Reposted by Doc Bender
Let’s recap just the past day at Ohio State University:
1) The head of their ObGyn department was found to be getting quarterly payments from international child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein
2) OSU’s top donor was confirmed to be a co-conspirator of Epstein’s
3) Now this. 👇
1) The head of their ObGyn department was found to be getting quarterly payments from international child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein
2) OSU’s top donor was confirmed to be a co-conspirator of Epstein’s
3) Now this. 👇
Tomorrow on The Rooster: A visit to Ohio State’s Right-Wing Free Speech Centers ends with a vicious assault from an … assistant professor?!?!
February 11, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Let’s recap just the past day at Ohio State University:
1) The head of their ObGyn department was found to be getting quarterly payments from international child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein
2) OSU’s top donor was confirmed to be a co-conspirator of Epstein’s
3) Now this. 👇
1) The head of their ObGyn department was found to be getting quarterly payments from international child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein
2) OSU’s top donor was confirmed to be a co-conspirator of Epstein’s
3) Now this. 👇