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Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 1h

@nytpitchbot.bsky.social Kid caught with hand in cookie jar. We asked 12 five year olds in this Columbus, OH Crumbl how they feel about the case.

Politico @politico.com · 21h

EXCLUSIVE: Thousands of leaked messages show leaders of Young Republican groups joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape in a private Telegram chat.

Inside rising GOP leaders’ racist chats — obtained by POLITICO and spanning more than 7 months👇

‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat

Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.

www.politico.com

Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 1h

And like sleep…wtf is that all about? Our brain can only handle so much light before it taps out?

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Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 2h

If you’ve ever caught yourself in the early AM saying “Fuck you, Tracy.” then I know you’re still playing Wordle.

Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 21h

My to-do list is currently like a hot dog eating contest with no end or prizes.

Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 22h

Just make this instead of that stupid “truck”, Elon. Call it the Mars Rover or some shit. I’ll temporarily forget about you killing my federal government as I roll so effing hard off the lot.

Ozma soon at ACFI @ozmaracc.bsky.social · 1d

The 1992 Columbus minivan, which I think is more of a maxivan and looks malformed, but it's Italian

A photo of a very odd 2 chamber minivan with a separate, upper chamber for just the driver seat

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Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 23h

Is this what people call a “cuck”?

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Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 23h

Know what might make me consider a second career more than anything? For 24 years now I can come into work in the best of moods and in a heartbeat a patient can drop an anvil on your emotions. My skin has thickened and armor improved over time, but FUCK does working with people in pain drain you.

Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 1d

My homies and I were at Washington last year for the Fail Mary and it feels sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo gooooooood to let that one go.

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Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 1d

Never a doubt

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Bleacher Nation Bears @bn-bears.bsky.social · 1d

Welp, this game got dark real quick.

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Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 1d

Bears D playing with just 8 or 9 on the field?

Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 1d

These refs are…the stars of the show 🤬

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Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 1d

Don’t feel bad for me. Wife just got home, so now I’m luckily watching the Bears game with constant conversation going.

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Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 1d

Me: I’d really like to just get home, shut up and watch the Bears.

Universe: How about a 7pm board meeting followed by finally getting home to a chatty MIL here and nobody else?

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Bleacher Nation Bears @bn-bears.bsky.social · 1d

Dear Jake Moody:

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Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 1d

“Dox me. Betta not pull up where I be at.” is some of the realest Chicago shit talk ever spoken.

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Jacob T. Levy @jacobtlevy.bsky.social · 2d

Good Place:

Fun fact: Columbus is in the Bad Place
because of all the raping, slave trade, and genocide.

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Second Great Bisexual Awakening @suesswassersee.bsky.social · 3d

Well. Go Blue Jays.

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Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 3d

Cubs have developed a RISP allergy

Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 3d

This is a type.

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Albert Pinto @70sbachchan.bsky.social · 4d

Argentina edition of Libertarian bible

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Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 4d

I mean, if I’m going to personally do a bunch of this kitchen reno then why wouldn’t I include a little juice in the deal for myself? Pulled the trigger on this bad boy and no regrets. ☕️

Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 4d

Honestly, y’all, it’s hard to be excited to be a healthcare provider these days. They’re ruining a healthcare system that was already dying a slow death.

Adam Keiper @adamkeiper.com · 4d

You would not fire these people—including the staff of the hugely, HUGELY important 'Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report'—if you cared at all about public health, if you wanted people to live.

And you would not let your thuggish henchmen fire people like this if you were a responsible president.

Sheryl Gay Stolberg @sherylnyt.bsky.social · 4d

BREAKING: Friday night massacre underway at CDC. Doznes of "disease detectives," high-level scientists, entire Washington staff and editors of the MMWR (Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report) have all been RIFed and received the following notice:

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Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 5d

Got to the office and my non-sports following staff member is wearing a Cubs shirt 🥰 Going to be a good day.