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Doc Bender
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Pragmatic pretending to be childish to hold onto optimism.
Sorry, spaghetti lunch?!

Be right over, pizan.
January 28, 2026 at 5:04 PM
All I want is a one room cabin in the Scottish hills w/in walking distance of a one pub village, a crackling fire, my copy of Pablo Neruda’s Residence on Earth, a steaming mug of café con leche, a chocolate lab on the rug in front of the hearth, and a tin of dark chocolate dipped pistachio biscotti.
January 28, 2026 at 2:22 PM
There was a time long ago I would always read Kass. That was my way of exposing myself to opinions I might not agree with from a writer who seemed intelligent

Look, I said it was long ago, right?

Watched him consume and digest the red pill in real time.
January 27, 2026 at 2:25 PM
@nicklutsko.bsky.social you now know how you can contribute to this historic moment.
a man with a red face is making a funny face with his mouth open and says `` 1 , 2 , 3 '' .
ALT: a man with a red face is making a funny face with his mouth open and says `` 1 , 2 , 3 '' .
media.tenor.com
January 27, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Election platform bullet: take Bovino’s pension asap
January 27, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Someone has to carry all the good player’s bags 🤷‍♂️
January 26, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Thank you. Needed context for why any adult would care this much about what fantasy series all the kids were or weren’t raging about these days. This covers 100% of the explanation.
January 26, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Hahaha 😂 certainly. Cool to get published in the NYT Opinions though, eh? This take is like how does a fart get smelly? All that hot air goes right past the real shit.
January 26, 2026 at 9:37 PM
This one gets a position in whatever law enforcement looks like after we’re done overhauling the entire federal law apparatus.
January 25, 2026 at 4:01 PM
There’s that intellect you have over us on display. Welp. Bye forever, weirdo.
January 24, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Oh, you know all Asians are the same was your assumption. That is racism, dear purveyor of great intelligence.
January 24, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Haha 🤣 yep nailed it. Look at me broad generalizing! Wait…that was you supporting your worldview of all Americans by taking out the very specifics of what I said.

Here, this American enough for you 🖕 FOH with your racism.
January 24, 2026 at 11:25 PM
This is some North Korea shit. Every single elected @democrats.org needs to be calling for her impeachment. Abhorrent.
January 24, 2026 at 10:33 PM