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alright, here's my guide for streamers and viewers that are new to bluesky! these focus on topics more specific to content creators, and there many other "new user guides" that are more general posted on this site.

pleeeease reskeeeeeeet!!
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I call this "The Lying Screen"
December 15, 2025 at 5:26 PM
The people somehow upset about this post need to find more constructive uses of their time.
Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
December 15, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
December 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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I'm proud of my goblin microwave.
December 14, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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You’ll Be OK
December 3, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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as of this week it has officially been 18 years since an anonymous user uploaded this bizarre image of an opossum cornered in a baby grand piano to Wikimedia Commons
December 15, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Elon's little serfs are quite literally begging journalists to come back because every publicly available source of data shows people have fled the platform and young people won't use it.

They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!
December 15, 2025 at 1:27 AM
[grabs microphone] my hunter’s transmog should swap based on which pet is out
December 14, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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December 14, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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At SNL I worked with artists who made the funniest, stupidest graphics in no time flat. Some of my biggest jokes would have been impossible without these geniuses building an insane image or finding the perfect real-life photo of a politician. Sucks that their work is being pushed aside for slop.
SNL used AI art tonight, multiple times.

Booooooo.
December 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Avaeri
December 14, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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Philip K Dick movies all have names like CORTICAL IMPASSE and are based on short stories called like "Let's See What's Going On Down at the Brain Factory"
December 14, 2025 at 4:28 AM
My approach to housing has been: can we make the smallest possible interior? Can we make a functional jenga tower? Can I build a forest so thick you can’t see shit
December 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Sounds like a good time at the movies
December 14, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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me in my enclosure
November 18, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Owned with a P. Whatever that means.
December 14, 2025 at 5:03 AM
finally hit max ilvl in lemix (I didn’t hit the previous cap) and why I could keep grinding infinite power, now’s the time to gear up alts so I can get my other Deathless achievements
December 14, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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A 401k is technically an auto battler.
December 14, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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what if i had to drive from panama to new mexico and there was nobody else on the road the entire way but the government had mandated a speed limiter in my car so i couldn't gun it on the open road. i wouldn't be hurting anybody. that's not fair to me
December 14, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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December 14, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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I think about this tweet every day
December 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
making the worst social network where verified users get engagement revenue for each block and report they get from their posts
December 13, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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epic will pay for every game that gets claimed this way so yes, you are still giving money to rowling (and by extension an international campaign against trans people) by claiming this

there are other, better franchises - let this one go
December 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
roastnuts chesting on an open fire
December 13, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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adding this to my vocabulary immediately
I knew a guy who said “with all dude respect” not knowing it was wrong and I’d love to know what he thought “dude respect” was and more importantly how it originated.
December 13, 2025 at 4:13 AM