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Dlan
@dlan22.bsky.social
He/him
Enjoyer of TTRPGs, nature, and computer stuff
Fuck generative “AI”
My player 2 🩷 @nellie.starts.party
Pinned
Updated #promosky ! Let’s be friends!

Hobbies/interests
🌲 TTRPGs
🍂 Leftism
🌲 Programming/CS
🍂 Photography
🌲 Linux
🍂 Sci-fi
🌲 Druidry + Nature

TTRPGs
🌲 PF2e/SF2e
🍂 Hollows
🌲 CoC

Games
🌲 Pokemon
🍂 Cyberpunk 2077
🌲 Disco Elysium

Music
🌲 Post-rock
🍂 “-core” genres
🌲 Jazz
🍂 Blues/desert rock
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"Look, it's okay for moderates to say they won't vote for someone because they're too progressive, but progressives aren't allowed to say they won't vote for someone for being too moderate/conservative"... for reasons. Uh huh. Sure.
“Sanders is too radical to appeal to moderates” was not some smokescreen, it was the honest opinion of all the dem voters I knew personally because *Sanders was too radical to appeal to them*
February 16, 2026 at 1:24 AM
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There’s an RPG theory called “RPG essentialism” which states that there’s one platonic ideal of RPG that all RPGs are striving to reach and this is such an incredibly silly theory.

It’s akin to imagining there’s one way to describe a tree that all poets who describe trees are striving for.
February 16, 2026 at 5:21 AM
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liberal walking into the car dealership: i want the second shittiest car you have. i will buy it for literally any price
February 16, 2026 at 2:39 AM
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this same exact headline drops max three weeks after every platform integrates this shit. it all started being pushed at the same time too. i sort of just assumed this was already the case. i didn't know anyone needed to say it.
turns out the discord situation is worse! the company that will be doing the age verifications with IDs is Persona, a peter thiel aligned company

we're going to try to wind down the Kill The Computer discord and try to get a subreddit for the podcasts community up and running
February 14, 2026 at 8:29 AM
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I feel like when it comes to fantasy TTRPGs, all settings can benefit from a hefty dose of mythical, hazy grandeur. Your wizards can just be weird and enigmatic, your dragons can be forces of nature, and your dungeons can be the ruins of long-forgotten civilizations. No need to fret about details.
February 14, 2026 at 4:05 PM
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*chefs kiss
February 14, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Cinderella retelling with Gimli as Cinderella and Legolas as Prince Charming
February 14, 2026 at 5:33 AM
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Oh you mean the company funded by PETER THIEL?
February 12, 2026 at 9:06 PM
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we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
February 10, 2026 at 8:18 PM
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CONFIRMED BY SCIENCE: anyone more online than me is a loser phone addict and everyone less online than me are basic underdeveloped normies
February 10, 2026 at 2:26 PM
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Dumb thing engineering founders say:

“Everything is an engineering problem.”

No, everything is 𝘯𝘰𝘵 an engineering problem, and you know almost nothing about any of it.

When you understand that, you can begin to actually become competent at those things.
February 5, 2026 at 4:47 PM
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My politics
January 31, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Cuisine is like music fusion fucking rocks
February 1, 2026 at 5:53 AM
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listen here you stupid leftoid, if you just voted blue in 2024, ICE would be ruining the lives of immigrant families quietly and efficiently in a way where we wouldn't have to hear about it on the news
January 27, 2026 at 10:54 PM
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I mean the idea that these words are a) shadow banned and b) none of the educated professionals running the shadow ban lists can figure out "unalive" is actually a completely user driven problem on par with Boomers posting "I DONT give MarkZUCKERBERG rights to my CONTENT" on Facebook tbh.
January 26, 2026 at 10:26 PM
I hate this internet trend more than any other. It’s a naive attempt at censorship that just makes you sound like a child and it takes all the seriousness away from heavy topics.
Now that TikTok has changed ownership in the U.S., it's as good a time as ever to again say how much I truly hate algospeak euphemisms like "unalived" and whatnot. I wish people would knock that off.
January 27, 2026 at 12:20 AM
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every single successful general strike in US history has had union backing through the local AFL-CIO

this is the first time it’s been called for since the 1940s
January 16, 2026 at 9:24 PM
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big strong savvy gavin newsom apparently doesn’t even have the wherewithal to stand up to ben “i have never satisfied a woman in my life” shapiro
Only 15 days in and we have a strong contender for most embarrassing headline of the year.

Ben. Shapiro. The guy who can't get his wife wet. The guy who needs an old person to open the pickle jar for him.
January 16, 2026 at 1:22 PM
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the president has declared war on an american state and the leaders of the opposition wont shut the fuck up about retraining the stormtroopers
January 15, 2026 at 2:23 PM
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I see people talk about ICE by calling them the Gestapo, and while its not hard to see the comparison; they really aught to be compared to something homegrown. Because in truth, the closest thing we can compare ICE to is to federal slave catchers. The operation is the same.
January 13, 2026 at 8:29 PM
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January 11, 2026 at 10:21 PM
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‘Just do what I say and nobody gets hurt’ - ICE agents…..and bank robbers….and terrorists…..and kidnappers

All one in the same.
January 12, 2026 at 3:09 PM
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Phase 1: Social reality is captured as data

Phase 2: Data is processed into risk models

Phase 3: Risk models create betting markets

Phase 4: Betting markets are presented as "truth" about reality

Data Commodity Fetishization Complete
1997, Enron: What if we sold 'weather futures'?

2025, Kalshi / CNN: What if we sold 'famine futures'?

It's great to see Capitalism "innovating"...
January 2, 2026 at 8:27 PM