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@allyzay.bsky.social

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Robert Pattinson fan account/crypto bot. I work in digital trust & safety. I'm also in Gorillaz. Knicks '26 bb.

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Ally @allyzay.bsky.social · May 1

"crypto dot com arena is emptying out" is the funniest sentence I've ever heard

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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 21h

My radical political belief for 2026 is that vetting candidates early and thoroughly is good. My other radical political belief is that the sentence "I'm a different person now" is not true nearly as often as people would like it to be. www.advocate.com/politics/gra...

Maine Senate candidate Graham Platner admits using ‘indefensible’ antigay slurs in unearthed Reddit posts

"Today I find that stuff abhorrent," Platner told The Advocate. "And I am sorry that I ever used it.”

www.advocate.com

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Ally @allyzay.bsky.social · 34m

And probably highlighting a miss on my part here but I had never heard of this man before this week, I've been focused on the local election. Seems like a terrible guy and the mercenary thing should've disqualified him from the jump!

Ally @allyzay.bsky.social · 37m

Not really sure who y'all is here considering I don't particularly support Bernie Sanders and I have vocally said the Maine Nazi needs to go away but cool story, we agree bad politicians or attempted politicians should go away.

Ally @allyzay.bsky.social · 9h

So technically yes. Both crack and cocaine are technically injectable. Cocaine is water-soluble, so it's easier with coke; crack is NOT water soluble and requires additional processing to make it so. Tldr: yes but no one on earth would actually do this because it's a lot of work for no benefit.

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Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 9h

I very much wish the whole Platner tattoo thing hadn't happened, it would be much better if he really was an ideal progressive candidate able to take on Susan Collins

However, there is a huge silver lining here: we are learning a lot of important info about certain individuals and orgs on the left

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Ally @allyzay.bsky.social · 9h

In response to Keith Olbermann reposting Stephen Miller stating Robert DeNiro hasn't made a good movie in 30 years, I have googled "when did heat come out." The screenshot shows an collage image of the three stars of Heat--Robert DeNiro, Val Kilmer, and Al Pacino--with the answer date: December 15, 1995. December 15, 1995 was 29 years, 10 months ago, which is less than 30 years.

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sereni 🍝 @lottiesfolklore.bsky.social · 18h

jennifer's body you will always be famous

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Ally @allyzay.bsky.social · 9h

Before anyone comes at me for short slander I think every man in that photo is hot.

Ally @allyzay.bsky.social · 9h

Guillermo getting in between there as a solid to Marty so it's not just this picture

Shaquille O'Neal standing next to Simone Biles. The picture is amusing because Shaq is over 7 ft tall, which is tall even for an NBA player, and Simone is 4'8, which is short even for a gymnast. It looks like you could fit 3 or 4 Simones in the space Shaq takes up. I believe you could fit at least 2 Martin Scorceses inside Jacob Elordi.

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Ally @allyzay.bsky.social · 9h

"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults-Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe-living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, career, and personal growth over ten seasons.

A photo of Jacob Elordi, Guillermo Del Toro, Martin Scorcese, and Oscar Isaac standing in a room with very strange ethereal wallpaper.

Ally @allyzay.bsky.social · 11h

Since the genocide started (and was supported) under Biden, is George Bush also preferable to Joe Biden?

Ally @allyzay.bsky.social · 19h

I mean they could probably run a scarecrow against him next election and win with how unpopular he is right now so

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Ally @allyzay.bsky.social · 19h

Like who is out here about to change their vote because of Hakeem lol

Ally @allyzay.bsky.social · 19h

Honestly no one asked much about it in 2021 because there wasn't some weirdo lunatic running third party, so I think ppl presume if asked he would've immediately said he of course supported Adams over Sliwa. It is odd he won't just say he backs Democrats or something generic. But it's also trivial!

Ally @allyzay.bsky.social · 19h

He didn't

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Ally @allyzay.bsky.social · 20h

It's literally just Hakeem Jeffries and our two Islamaphobic senators!

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The Wicker Dan (1973) @danlehner.bsky.social · 1d

this is hands down the most confusing graphic I have ever seen, I’ve been staring at it for like five full minutes

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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 21h

In the audience tonight is Charlotte Bennett, one of the 13 women that Andrew Cuomo is credibly alleged to have sexually harassed while they worked in his government.

She can't speak for herself because Cuomo's lawyers have hounded her.

So I confronted him.

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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 22h

I’m grateful that Zohran Mamdani speaks up for women who have been subjected to sexual harassment on the job, punished for reporting it through invasive litigation tactics, and silenced through defamation lawsuits.

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Dolan's Knicks @ndhapple.bsky.social · 22h

Worth doing a compare/contrast between Cuomo and Hochul on this, and Cuomo does not come out favorably

Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 22h

Cuomo (defending his record): The governor doesn't build housing in New York City.

Mamdani: Not if it's you!

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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 22h

This happens to be true.

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Ally @allyzay.bsky.social · 22h

Yeah NGL I do get a lot of compliments on this one.

Ally @allyzay.bsky.social · 22h

I respect this level of hating

Politico @politico.com · 1d

Curtis Sliwa says he would rather be fatally tortured than drop out of the NYC mayoral race and work for Andrew Cuomo.

Give me candidacy or give me death: GOP nominee holds firm in NYC mayoral race

Curtis Sliwa said he would rather be fatally tortured than drop out and work for one of his rivals.

www.politico.com

Ally @allyzay.bsky.social · 22h

I also have a huge crying eagle stick n poke on my back my friend did to me because we were making fun of 9/11. I'm just saying I have a lot of really stupid shit on my body yet somehow have never been tricked into getting a Nazi insignia so let's all be serious here.

Ally @allyzay.bsky.social · 22h

I also once went to Electric Anvil on Franklin in Bk and did their famous "get what you get" promo where you pay $50 and you get a tattoo randomly chucked out of a gumball machine and it was a SKULL! Notice this skull is not antisemitic! Also Bluesky keeps turning it upside down?

It's a skull tattoo like I said. The skull has a blue lily next to it. It is NOT a totenkopf. For some reason the picture is upside down on Bluesky even tho it's right side up on my phone. No idea what that's about.