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9 out of 10 C developers recommend storing raw and cooked meat in the same container
January 20, 2026 at 5:30 PM
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if you ask a tree a hard question before you chop it down you can really stump it
January 16, 2026 at 8:42 PM
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I set my oven to 180° and now the door is at the back.
January 13, 2026 at 9:34 PM
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oh no no no don't be crazy you're worrying over nothing that centre is definitely gonna hold
January 12, 2026 at 2:06 AM
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Ο γκοθάς που ακούει λαϊκοπόπ είναι Βισσηγότθος
January 11, 2026 at 3:16 PM
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The manager of Hilbert's Grand Hotel, hearing the Christmas story and thinking "Fucksake - it's easy. You move the guest from room one..."
December 25, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Reading the Stand while stuck in a hotel room with a cold clearly the best idea ever.
December 25, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Βάλε κι έναν να κάνει τον PM. 60 iterations, μηδέν αποτέλεσμα.
December 23, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Ο Χαν παράτησε το Λουκ και τη Λέια για να ακολουθήσει Σόλο καριέρα
December 17, 2025 at 10:31 AM
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in Ancient Greece hungry hungry hippos was just a single horse
December 17, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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extra spicy curry + rum i drank too fast = the best code, probably. the most sense-making code
December 16, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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It's a longshot people will get this joke
December 8, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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My friends say I'm getting fatter.
In my defense, I've had a lot on my plate lately.
December 8, 2025 at 10:33 AM
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Custom C runtime that plays the Wilhelm scream every time a standard library function is invoked
December 3, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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The only legitimate software development methodology:
1. Think very hard about an implementation
2. Don't do anything
November 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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What was Icarus's favourite food?

Hot wings.
November 26, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Helpful Holiday Hint: Give the most annoying family member a ride to the gathering so no one will be upset when you leave early.
November 23, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Λίμνη Ζαραβίνα, Πωγώνι
November 22, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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Η άλλη είδε μια ανάρτηση για τη Maya Angelou, αμέσως να σχολιάσει Α ΡΕ ΠΑΤΡΙΔΑ ΕΛΛΗΝΕΣ ΠΑΝΤΟΥ 111
November 18, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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headache so bad I’m excited to meet Athena soon
November 11, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Really excited about "scripts"! 🤔 They are a kind of agentic AI model that autonomously interacts with your computer by using "statements" generated through a developer-machine interface. 😲 This is some seriously disruptive stuff and really shoes how much AI is changing the scene! 😳
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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😆😆😆
November 10, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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How long have you been married?
November 1, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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hey guys sharing some tough personal news. i went to the doc a few days ago with chills spilling up my back and the tests came back today showing that the groove is in the heart now. they're recommending two separate procedures but i'm just doing the first, i couldn't ask for another.
October 24, 2025 at 3:54 AM