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mikemuth.bsky.social
Mike Muth
@mikemuth.bsky.social
Retired and enjoying the never-ending Saturday.
Looking after 8 (sometimes more) feral/community cats plus my housecats.
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For folks unwilling to send money but wanting to help feed "my" feral colony, I've created an Amazon wish list.
www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
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This is Millie. She just learned how to sled. Hopes you brought a second land frisbee, because she will not be taking turns. 13/10 (TT: millietheredlab)
December 16, 2025 at 11:02 PM
December 16, 2025 at 6:39 PM
"Die Hard" isn't a Christmas movie because it occurs on Christmas.
It's a Christmas movie because it's about a social obligation with a family member that you didn't want to participate in that spirals more and more into an unending nightmare.
[Hat tip to @ mcclure111]
December 16, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Everyone knows that the social function of marriage is to keep you from spending your Saturday nights alone at the Phoenix public library.
- Mike Muth
December 16, 2025 at 2:18 PM
December 16, 2025 at 1:35 PM
December 16, 2025 at 1:34 PM
All history should be remembered, but not all history should be celebrated.
December 16, 2025 at 10:51 AM
December 16, 2025 at 10:51 AM
I need that kinda coffee that's so strong that when I take a sip, my ancestors wake up.
December 16, 2025 at 10:49 AM
December 16, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Signs that your cats have been at the keyboard while you were away...
December 15, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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December 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for a way to get out.
- George Jean Nathan
December 15, 2025 at 2:11 PM
December 15, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama.

Us: Across your entire career?

Reiner: In a 6 year period.

Us: That sounds-

Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
December 15, 2025 at 8:04 AM
December 15, 2025 at 11:03 AM
If you heard 20 minutes of moaning from my bedroom, it was just me trying to get out of bed.
December 15, 2025 at 10:57 AM
December 14, 2025 at 5:46 PM
December 14, 2025 at 5:41 PM
December 14, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Remember when you didn't need coffee to function and buying jeans didn't make you cry?
Good times.
December 14, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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