I never leave no tip unless service was really bad. Most of the time, I tip 20 to 25 %. If I eventually got the right order, 20%,

I feel no need to upgrade to the latest and greatest. My media server was last upgraded in 2019. my keyboard is 20 years old, my family uses Samsung S20 phonres and my tablet is 4 years old.
I'll upgrade when the gear no longer does the job I *need* it to do.

On my father's side, the family once resided in Hessen-Darmstadt near present-day Frankfurt-am-Main before migrating to Russia. That location in the Germanies helps to explain the Spanish, Swedish, Jewish, and Irish ancestry mixed in with the German.

My mother used to tell us we were part Cherokee. That somehow morphed to Creek in the years before she died (age 99).
Nope. My sister did the DNA test and we are Irish and more Irish on that side. A review of genealogy records shows that her ancestors came over in '48 from County Cork.

Who knew that a cat's paw was "adult content"?

Of course, that's part of the joke.