Amy Matheson 🌸
@distantamywarning.bsky.social
failgirl extraordinaire, occasional bass player, cat mommy, one of those sonic fans, your favorite pop star’s most dedicated anti
she/her, dc area, unfathomably old (32)
🏳️⚧️4/8/24🏳️⚧️
she/her, dc area, unfathomably old (32)
🏳️⚧️4/8/24🏳️⚧️
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January 24, 2026 at 3:19 PM
new rule: if you’re not actively trying to fix the thing you can’t post about the thing
January 23, 2026 at 5:37 PM
new rule: if you’re not actively trying to fix the thing you can’t post about the thing
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INTELLIGENCE is knowing the answer.
WISDOM is knowing when to give it.
CONFUSION is the sixth single by the English rock band New Order, originally released in August 1983 on Factory Records with the catalogue number FAC 93, best known for an acid techno remix during the vampire rave scene in Blade.
WISDOM is knowing when to give it.
CONFUSION is the sixth single by the English rock band New Order, originally released in August 1983 on Factory Records with the catalogue number FAC 93, best known for an acid techno remix during the vampire rave scene in Blade.
October 6, 2025 at 1:31 PM
INTELLIGENCE is knowing the answer.
WISDOM is knowing when to give it.
CONFUSION is the sixth single by the English rock band New Order, originally released in August 1983 on Factory Records with the catalogue number FAC 93, best known for an acid techno remix during the vampire rave scene in Blade.
WISDOM is knowing when to give it.
CONFUSION is the sixth single by the English rock band New Order, originally released in August 1983 on Factory Records with the catalogue number FAC 93, best known for an acid techno remix during the vampire rave scene in Blade.
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wanna draw them again 🌸💗
January 22, 2026 at 10:07 AM
wanna draw them again 🌸💗
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Going to consider Amy Madigan a delayed nomination for STREETS OF FIRE
January 22, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Going to consider Amy Madigan a delayed nomination for STREETS OF FIRE
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Europeans use the US as a mirror foil to avoid looking at their own rising fascism, ethno-nationalism, and state capture by the ultra wealthy. I can’t find myself to care what Europeans think of me as an American. I’m too busy trying to get Americans on board with transforming our society. 🤷🏻♀️
January 21, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Europeans use the US as a mirror foil to avoid looking at their own rising fascism, ethno-nationalism, and state capture by the ultra wealthy. I can’t find myself to care what Europeans think of me as an American. I’m too busy trying to get Americans on board with transforming our society. 🤷🏻♀️
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We're 3d printing whistles en mass and are using group chats to warn of the gestapo. ICE shot Renee in the face and I've seen them pull a pistol and point it at the face of a protestor just standing there in MN not a week later.
Social media is awash with Americans resisting but they ignore it.
Social media is awash with Americans resisting but they ignore it.
January 21, 2026 at 5:04 PM
We're 3d printing whistles en mass and are using group chats to warn of the gestapo. ICE shot Renee in the face and I've seen them pull a pistol and point it at the face of a protestor just standing there in MN not a week later.
Social media is awash with Americans resisting but they ignore it.
Social media is awash with Americans resisting but they ignore it.
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🕯️Manifesting 🕯️
October 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
🕯️Manifesting 🕯️
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![Blaze — 2:45 PM
you guys gotta think like a TV executive. we treat it like The Masked Singer. Nobody knows what Dwayne Johnson is cooking and they have to identify it by smell
Matt — 2:46 PM
Hahahah
Nice Ice Baby — 2:46 PM
i wonder if hes shown up there yet.
Blaze — 2:46 PM
there's a hint system where they get told specific ingredients
and at the end there's all this dramatic lighting as it focuses on the contestant and the announcer goes "Do YOU know what the Rock is cooking?"
Nice Ice Baby — 2:47 PM
but he definitely thinks hes too good for the masked singer. thats for JABRONIS.
Like, uh, Alexa Bliss.
[GIF of Alexa Bliss doing a "yeah, okay" expression]
"I think the Rock is cooking stone soup."
Blaze — 2:49 PM
and that's the bottom line](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:46mmwyg3cn4f4asmknp5n6me/bafkreicvipvzcvdvgtpwviqupat5lmq6euypb42srtwrzmoge7ogjbrgte@jpeg)
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January 12, 2026 at 3:28 PM
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💖✨manifesting✨💖
dear god, please, let amy madigan actually win the oscar.
a woman is standing at a podium with her fist in the air while giving a speech .
ALT: a woman is standing at a podium with her fist in the air while giving a speech .
media.tenor.com
January 5, 2026 at 3:48 PM
💖✨manifesting✨💖
the feminine urge to shout “tommy barbarella” and summon a sick keyboard solo
January 4, 2026 at 3:11 AM
the feminine urge to shout “tommy barbarella” and summon a sick keyboard solo
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when you get microsoft flight simulator
January 2, 2026 at 4:05 AM
when you get microsoft flight simulator
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is nyquil just storebought lean
December 29, 2025 at 10:02 PM
is nyquil just storebought lean
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don we now our gay luigi
December 27, 2025 at 6:52 PM
don we now our gay luigi
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When the polite, cultured Dr. Pepper consumes a special draught, he turns into the brutish, monstrous Mr. Pibb.
December 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
When the polite, cultured Dr. Pepper consumes a special draught, he turns into the brutish, monstrous Mr. Pibb.
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