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8 people in a trenchcoat. We play DnD, stream video games, and art! twitch.tv/dicefunctional | dicefunctional.carrd.co/

⛔ No AI/NFTs/crypto here. If you're using AI in any way and you follow us, you will likely be immediately blocked.

#TTRPG #TTRPGart
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🎮 twitch.tv/dicefunctional
📺 youtube.com/@dicefunctional
👯 discord.gg/HnFSjA8u4U
📓 dicefunctional.carrd.co/
🚫TTRPG Anti-AI Blocklist: bsky.app/profile/did:...
Happy Friday y'all! Tonight we've been bit by the Minecraft bug, so we'll be doing some modded Minecraft on stream!

Stream starts in about an hour at 7pm CT, so tune in to twitch.tv/dicefunctional!
Twitch
Twitch is the world
twitch.tv
November 15, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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oh so those epstein files are BAD bad
Pete Hegseth announces Operation Southern Spear.

There doesn’t seem to be reporting yet on what this means. But I assume it’s not good.
November 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Working on getting the Minecraft server up and running for tonight's stream.

Now I remember why I dislike doing this stuff.
November 14, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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I think I'm going to stream some more Minecraft this evening. 7pm EST-ish?
November 14, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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GLITCH PRODUCTIONS paid me to rebrand Bloodborne Kart A SECOND TIME into the mini game GLITCH KARTS!!!

im serious. its real. i made multiple cutscenes with their characters and everything. lol.

play the game here: glitchkarts.com/474c49544348...
check out the whole video here: youtu.be/pZsMHnTDytg
November 14, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Bluesky adopting a "we will ban anyone who is mean to pedophiles" moderation posture is confusing until you remember it was started by a bunch of tech libertarians as a haven for Ai cultists and crypto guys.
November 14, 2025 at 4:56 PM
"Uh, guys? You're gonna want to see this.", as the camera pans upwards to reveal Mother Brain.
"i guess people can turn into spheres now. thats a thing that just happened."
We were all so afraid of it being a Nintendopen world game that we didn't anticipate it could be something far worse, a Marvel movie.
November 14, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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this is a far more explicit death threat from people with the actual means to carry it out
November 14, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Question for the GMs, writers, and worldbuilders out there;

How do you name characters?

Do you have a go to website, a method that works really well, a "theme" you tend to use for naming? Share with the class!

Bonus points if you want to share the worst name you came up with.

#TTRPG
November 14, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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hey, so this fetish of mine may be a little weird and niche, but... I think writers and artists should have security and proper compensation and treatment
November 14, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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Honestly there's gonna be a change for today's #TTRPGQuestion #ttrpg

I'd like to ask yall to show me some makers on bluesky who deserve a shout out. Be they character artists, mini makers, prop designers, dice makers etc.

This is for artists, no Gen ai or I swear hand you to the list

Plz share
November 14, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Rip and tear until it is done? No, shred and grind until it is fun, dude 🙂🤙
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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The need to have a video be successful and not flop is currently consuming me from the inside.

I hope you're all having a good morning.

New vid btw

youtu.be/T45GPZiHv_k?...
Worldbuilding 101- MOAR Ways to Make Better Worlds!
YouTube video by Magpie
youtu.be
November 14, 2025 at 1:36 PM
All prisons should be rehabilitative, not punitive, and all prisoners should be treated fairly and like normal human beings when in prison.

Yes. This includes the ones you dont like.

Yes. Even those ones.

The government responsible for those people has to provide equal and fair treatment. Period.
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Question for the GMs, writers, and worldbuilders out there;

How do you name characters?

Do you have a go to website, a method that works really well, a "theme" you tend to use for naming? Share with the class!

Bonus points if you want to share the worst name you came up with.

#TTRPG
November 14, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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There has been a noticeable reticence in left and liberal circles to voice full-throated support for pornography, even as it's become increasingly clear what the open end goals of the censorship movement are
In a lot of ways other leftists chose this path folks. They shrugged and didn’t care when Patreon banned a ton of hypnosis and TF creators, or when YouTube started their ASMR crackdown. Now it’s coming for queer porn creators, more and more. Who will stand up?
November 13, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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So, I've been trying to find the time and spoons to add my own experience with Meow, considering I worked alongside Kitty to help them, but first ffs:

Meow is now *buying hacked accounts and/or bot accounts* to circumvent bans in order to stalk and harass folks. Keep a look out 🙃

(🧵 1/4)
November 14, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Alright, you got me. I'm interested.
💖 Announcing... RIZZ DUNGEON: SKELETON KEY TO MY HEART! 🗝️⚔️

Fighting is hard, right? Let your party do it for you! Romance Monster Girls and traverse the Dungeon! Hopefully they'll all get along... right? #gamedev #indiedev #godot

Wishlist TODAY on Steam!
✨: store.steampowered.com/app/4029090?...
November 14, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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if you dislike AI and like me you were about to buy the new ANNO, probably worth reading this
November 14, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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NEW: The first two years of Massachusetts' millionaire tax has raised $3 billion more than expected.

And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.*

Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:
Millionaire Tax That Inspired Mamdani Fuels $5.7 Billion Haul in Massachusetts
A millionaire levy in Massachusetts that New York City mayoral frontrunner Zohran Mamdani holds up as a model for taxing the rich has generated $3 billion more in revenue than expected without forcing...
www.bloomberg.com
November 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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seems like a necessary post
November 6, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Thinking about my run as a good aligned Dark Urge in Baldur's Gate 3 again. And the idea of a Monster that doesn't want to be a Monster any more.

It's hardly something unique to BG3, or even just video games and TTRPG campaigns at game shops, but still...there's something compelling about it.
November 13, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Even if you're completely on Bluesky's side on this, thinking that quoting a Johnny Cash lyric in an obvious joke about a Johnny Cash article should be treated like a serious death threat,

What the fuck do you mean, "Our mod team's turnaround time on responding to Death Threats is a month?"
CORRECTION: The post was made on Oct 10. Due to a backlog in cases, our mod team didn’t review and take action until Nov 11, which is when we engaged with the account owner about the reason for suspension.
November 13, 2025 at 7:47 AM