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@dicefunctional.bsky.social
8 people in a trenchcoat. We play DnD, stream video games, and art!

twitch.tv/dicefunctional | dicefunctional.carrd.co/ | [email protected]

⛔ No AI/NFTs/crypto. Do not contact us if you use AI in any way.

#TTRPG #TTRPGart
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IMPORTANT LINKS:
🎮 twitch.tv/dicefunctional
📺 youtube.com/@dicefunctional
👯 discord.gg/HnFSjA8u4U
📓 dicefunctional.carrd.co/
🚫TTRPG Anti-AI Blocklist: bsky.app/profile/did:...
Whaddupppp it's Wednesday and we got more Ace Attorney to play! Come watch us be dumb in about 45 minutes!

Twitch.tv/dicefunctional at 6pm CT!
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February 18, 2026 at 11:14 PM
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Conversion therapy, honey. I looked at for five seconds and wanted a wife, 2.5 kids and a golden retriever.
Kid Rock and RFK showing up shirtless in a video together temporarily destroyed any trace of homosexuality in my body.
February 18, 2026 at 9:15 PM
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i offered my impressions on this bc i was asked but to be clear there is not like a smoking gun, just speculation based on the artwork and timelapses, which to me suggests it is possible this artist is tracing generative AI, then copying the details and rendering of the AI by hand.
In past weeks I've conducted investigation with fellow artists and collected evidence that
@treacles.bsky.social
is tracing/redrawing AI generated images under 'NO AI' sign!

Proofs
Proton Drive (pdf):
drive.proton.me/urls/JK4V6AF...

or Discord (read-only server, working gifs):
discord.gg/4EbpXVgU
February 18, 2026 at 8:23 PM
You there, boy.

Follow our Twitch.

Watch our stupidity.

twitch.tv/dicefunctional
a yellow cartoon character with a white beard is holding a ring around his neck
Alt: a yellow cartoon character with a white beard is holding a ring around his neck
media.tenor.com
February 18, 2026 at 7:07 PM
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I heard someone say "respect without accountability is enabling, accountability without respect is policing" and it's just been stuck in my head for the past week so hard
February 18, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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Answer: because she's trans.
February 18, 2026 at 4:51 PM
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There's a neighboring nation where healers and clerics operate for free, but the nation you're in has been spreading false rumors about longer waiting times and poor treatment even though it's actually better care.
February 18, 2026 at 4:56 PM
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As someone from a sikh family, that practices a faith that was literally founded on the basis of not being able to tolerate bullshit, it is against my religion to use generative AI and I have a letter from my mom to prove it
February 18, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Bad TTRPG Idea;

Healers / Clerics, but they operate like American doctors do.

They have insane premiums, wait times, and frequently refuse to listen to what the patient is saying.

Don't worry, the alchemists are totally fine though. Just pay 1000 gold for this healing potion!
February 18, 2026 at 4:27 PM
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I only need TWO more Ko-fi members to hit my goal for the week.

Why you should become one of my Ko-fi members:

🚀 Memberships only cost $1.00 USD
🚀 Helps my epilepsy-addled brain
🚀 Access to exclusive shit
🚀 You get to look cool as hell doing it

Link: ko-fi.com/wobblerocket
February 18, 2026 at 4:05 PM
The most unbelievable thing in TTRPG fantasy has GOT to be the fact that a bunch of young adults, all pretty new to their job, have the chance for growth, improvement, and financial gain.
February 18, 2026 at 3:32 PM
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id be excited if technology invented the beheading wall from calligula specifically to use on people in the epstein files
February 18, 2026 at 1:47 PM
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Why doesn’t the left like AI?

Where’s the left’s joe rogan?

Why isn’t the left tackling male loneliness?

Where’s the left’s Goebbels?

When is the left going to suck off racists and give them a little kiss after?

Where’s the left’s Jeffrey Dahmer?
February 17, 2026 at 11:48 PM
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Hypothetical for the GMs, writers, and worldbuilding folks out there;

You have just become a fairly average civilian in your setting. Where? Up to you, but either way, you're just a regular old guy.

How good would your life likely be in that case? Or alternatively, how screwed are you?

#TTRPG
February 18, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Hypothetical for the GMs, writers, and worldbuilding folks out there;

You have just become a fairly average civilian in your setting. Where? Up to you, but either way, you're just a regular old guy.

How good would your life likely be in that case? Or alternatively, how screwed are you?

#TTRPG
February 18, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Support my friend @cartalige.bsky.social, they make good art and deserve your attention.

Do it.
February 17, 2026 at 4:59 PM
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Salgutoro is a kindly, almost noble being, but unfortunately most people are still unnerved by the eight foot tall, mushroom-covered construct.

Another of the NPCs for our upcoming Tales of the Valiant campaign!

Artwork done by the remarkable and talented @cartalige.bsky.social
February 13, 2026 at 5:24 PM
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Overheard from several members of Novituri Company One;

"Hey uh. Did the boss hire a kid? Like, I just saw the little guy riding by on a deer wearing a hat and-"

"Dude, he's a gnome. You can't be saying shit like that, it's unbelievably offensive."

"Wait I didn't-"

Art by @cartalige.bsky.social
January 9, 2026 at 8:51 PM
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Some more artwork by @cartalige.bsky.social for my Tales of the Valiant campaign.

Lonnie Murdaugh. Carpenter and Exorcist has long known that regular pay and a nice home can be hard to come by, and was recently accepted as a Novituri of New Danos.

A "Protector of the City".

#TTRPG #TTRPGArt #Art
January 24, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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I said I was going to show off some of the artwork that @cartalige.bsky.social was making for my Tales of the Valiant campaign, and I may as well start drip feeding y'all some of it-

Here is Bellamlug Maksym; Fighter and newly accepted Novituri of New Danos.

A "Protector of the City".

#TTRPG #Art
January 14, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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TBH, both Bluesky and Twitter are NOT art galleries; they are a continuous scroll where it is quite likely that the majority of your followers will not see what you post.

Reposting is absolutely normal if we want to reach new followers. People should know that.
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lmao ok

i kinda always think it's annoying, but idk, maybe i just want to be seen
February 16, 2026 at 7:27 PM
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Figure I should share a post I saw myself for once :p
January 22, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Update to this situation, Rayne is still dealing with some trouble here, and may not have their accounts back fully.

If you get a link from them, if you get a file from them, do not click it.
I have been able to force my way back into the accounts they showed and am changing others as we speak but beware a new scam on discord.

I felt sowm thing was off but I'm so used to helping out with games I should have trusted my judgement

Do not download any games or trust any outside links
February 17, 2026 at 2:37 PM
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Question for the GMs, writers, and worldbuilding folks out there;

Plagues. They've happened naturally, been used in warfare, and no matter what cause havoc and death whenever they go.

Does your setting have any characters or creatures that are closely linked to plagues, ala Count Orlok?

#TTRPG
February 17, 2026 at 8:00 AM
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I have been able to force my way back into the accounts they showed and am changing others as we speak but beware a new scam on discord.

I felt sowm thing was off but I'm so used to helping out with games I should have trusted my judgement

Do not download any games or trust any outside links
February 17, 2026 at 6:13 AM