Warm Slime
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Got a sweet tooth but I stay away from suckers
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Every year people be like wait the word of year is just some stupid shit everyone’s been saying constantly
December 3, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Every year people be like wait the word of year is just some stupid shit everyone’s been saying constantly
Why are you judging me for the way I behave
December 3, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Why are you judging me for the way I behave
any opposition should be getting contact info from the families hurt in the cruelest ways by these policies, with an “angel family” concept on the left. have people tell their stories of how the party of traditional values tore through their lives
December 3, 2025 at 2:16 AM
any opposition should be getting contact info from the families hurt in the cruelest ways by these policies, with an “angel family” concept on the left. have people tell their stories of how the party of traditional values tore through their lives
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Abolitionist John Brown was executed by the state of Virginia on December 2, 1859.
December 2, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Abolitionist John Brown was executed by the state of Virginia on December 2, 1859.
Yoooo that’s a must cop
Motorola's early cell phone, the DynaTAC, was $3,995 at launch in 1984. That's $12,500 today.
November 29, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Yoooo that’s a must cop
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A foreign army shows up to your village when you're a young adult or even straight up still a child and tells you they'll pay you to kill people for them or do really anything to help kill people for them. then they take you to their country after they lose but give you no job, house, or citizenship
November 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
A foreign army shows up to your village when you're a young adult or even straight up still a child and tells you they'll pay you to kill people for them or do really anything to help kill people for them. then they take you to their country after they lose but give you no job, house, or citizenship
RICH NEPO COMEDIAN LIVING OFF CAPITALIST DADDY’S DOLLAR: comedy isn’t art and the reason why some comedians are a piece of shit is that people took craft seriously
November 29, 2025 at 2:48 PM
RICH NEPO COMEDIAN LIVING OFF CAPITALIST DADDY’S DOLLAR: comedy isn’t art and the reason why some comedians are a piece of shit is that people took craft seriously
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The worst part about being devoured is probably the anguish. The best part is feeling wanted
November 29, 2025 at 1:10 PM
The worst part about being devoured is probably the anguish. The best part is feeling wanted
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ME: (shivering, stripped naked and tied to a chair) Drag queens have pretty privilege…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
November 29, 2025 at 6:07 AM
ME: (shivering, stripped naked and tied to a chair) Drag queens have pretty privilege…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
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"Elon Musk is personally responsible for the deaths of at least 400,000 children" is a stat that should be cited every time he and his pervert fanboys start yapping about birth rates
Elon Musk and the Trump administration gleefully shutting down USAID “has already caused the deaths of six hundred thousand people, two-thirds of them children.”
People throw around terms like genocide quite freely online but it’s hard to find other words to describe this level of man-made death.
People throw around terms like genocide quite freely online but it’s hard to find other words to describe this level of man-made death.
USAID shutdown has led to hundreds of thousands of deaths | Harvard T.H. Chan School of Public Health
The Trump administration’s decision to shut down the U.S. Agency for International Development (USAID) has resulted in hundreds of thousands of deaths from infectious diseases and malnutrition, accord...
hsph.harvard.edu
November 29, 2025 at 1:05 AM
"Elon Musk is personally responsible for the deaths of at least 400,000 children" is a stat that should be cited every time he and his pervert fanboys start yapping about birth rates
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just had to lick an envelope
November 29, 2025 at 12:59 AM
just had to lick an envelope
I feel like if I saw this and I was Hakeem Jeffries voting to denounce socialism in the face of this I’d walk off into the desert until the shit killed me
Jesus Christ. JESUS Christ. Jesus CHRIST. Yes, this person is correct, remigration is a white supremacy term for ethnic cleansing, basically. And the Department of Homeland Security, WHICH SHOULDN'T EVEN EXIST, just used the term. An official government account. That is...that is beyond fucked.
A reminder for those who are not aware: "remigration" is the process of deporting all non-white people from a country. It includes citizens and is, by definition, ethnic cleansing.
And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
November 29, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I feel like if I saw this and I was Hakeem Jeffries voting to denounce socialism in the face of this I’d walk off into the desert until the shit killed me
all things considered, im not sure if anyone deserved to die more than these people in the entire history of the human race
November 29, 2025 at 12:02 AM
all things considered, im not sure if anyone deserved to die more than these people in the entire history of the human race
Just saw a video posted by an incel of a dude and his girlfriend and friend, and she’s tipsy and dancing for the friend and it’s a whole thread of “look at what women do” and “I’ll NEVER live that boyfriend’s life”
November 28, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Just saw a video posted by an incel of a dude and his girlfriend and friend, and she’s tipsy and dancing for the friend and it’s a whole thread of “look at what women do” and “I’ll NEVER live that boyfriend’s life”
my irony poisoned brain can't handle Bruce Springsteen's lament "we used to be the country that did the ice bucket challenge..."
November 28, 2025 at 2:23 PM
my irony poisoned brain can't handle Bruce Springsteen's lament "we used to be the country that did the ice bucket challenge..."
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bolsanaro reportedly upset about going to prison because it’s taking him away from his true passion, going to the hospital
November 23, 2025 at 4:32 AM
bolsanaro reportedly upset about going to prison because it’s taking him away from his true passion, going to the hospital
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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Average American Thanksgiving: President declares total ban on immigration, calls an esteemed democratic governor a slur, and then goes on TV to talk about Somalis like animals when asked about a mass shooting by a former child soldier and member of a CIA associated death squad.
Trump: “I will permanently pause migration from all Third World Countries … denaturalize migrants who undermine domestic tranquility, and deport any Foreign National who is a public charge, security risk, or non-compatible with Western Civilization.“
November 28, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Average American Thanksgiving: President declares total ban on immigration, calls an esteemed democratic governor a slur, and then goes on TV to talk about Somalis like animals when asked about a mass shooting by a former child soldier and member of a CIA associated death squad.
(SKELETON is at the blacksmith looking at a flaming hatchet)Yoooo I’m dead. This is a must cop
November 28, 2025 at 2:39 AM
(SKELETON is at the blacksmith looking at a flaming hatchet)Yoooo I’m dead. This is a must cop
To everyone telling me not to elongate the wrong letters in words to indicate drawn out drawl: stopppppp
November 28, 2025 at 2:37 AM
To everyone telling me not to elongate the wrong letters in words to indicate drawn out drawl: stopppppp
Ok I’m gonna do a version of this tonight
November 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Ok I’m gonna do a version of this tonight
I don’t remember Jim saying this
November 27, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I don’t remember Jim saying this
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You’re gonna gangstalk me? Just cuz I’m a targeted individual?
November 27, 2025 at 3:51 AM
You’re gonna gangstalk me? Just cuz I’m a targeted individual?