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Jacob
@devourersdilemma.bsky.social
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I go by Jokes, Jacob, or Jazzy (If you’ve been around for a while!) Previously themostdarned on Twitter, SaltineofSwing on Tumblr!
Writer, artist, TTRPG creator, avid comics fan. Di gantze velt iz eyn shtot. ✡️
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THORN & BARK
January 9, 2026 at 4:38 AM
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SILVER MOON
December 28, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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GREEN SATURN
December 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
Reposting this for no particular reason
Steven Universe vs. Hitler. Steven appeals to Hitler "what if you could change your mind, Hitler?" Hitler stares at Steven with angry intent. Garnet puts her hand on Steven's shoulder and says "I think we're gonna have to kill this guy Steven." Steven says "Damn."
November 8, 2024 at 2:20 PM
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benpassmore.bsky.social
In order for non-violence to work, your opponent must have a conscience.

The United States has none.

-Kwame Turé
January 24, 2026 at 5:23 PM
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bhay.bsky.social
LA folks around Burbank: ICE is out and about in NoHo today, particularly at Home Depot on Sherman Way and near Burbank Blvd and Vineland. Be careful.
January 21, 2026 at 9:40 PM
devourersdilemma.bsky.social
I love the M69 Vertijet :)
January 21, 2026 at 9:25 PM
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Ryan Model 69 Vertijet.
January 21, 2026 at 8:03 PM
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gcbaccaris.itch.io
January 18, 2026 at 1:21 AM
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No new pics
Where are you at mentally
January 19, 2026 at 8:57 AM
devourersdilemma.bsky.social
1/2
If I were in a situation like this, on break and having a smoke, and I happened upon a gentleman who seemed to be holding a burger in his fingers the way a fella holds a cigarette, I would also be weirded out Ultimately, though, it is none of my fucking business, so I would shut up and smoke my cigarette and then go back to work. But this guy asks, IS THAT A BURGER?, prompting the other guy to answer, LITTLE SOMETHIN’ TO TAKE THE EDGE OFF. At that point, appropriately flummoxed and cowed, I would turn away and go back about my business. I definitely would not give my companion a disbelieving, haughty look down my nose and emit a derisive puff of cigarette smoke Of course, this would then prompt my companion to ruefully realize: HEH… THIS POOR BASTARD THINKS YOU CAN’T SMOKE A BURGER.
January 18, 2026 at 12:25 AM
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brandonfriedman.bsky.social
The point here is to believe people when they tell you who they are. Gavin Newsom hangs out with Republicans because he likes hanging out with Republicans. This isn't 4-D chess. He wants to hang out with Ben Shapiro and Steve Bannon. When he says he agrees with them on things, it's because he does.
January 17, 2026 at 10:09 PM
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otsumamiboy.bsky.social
Gavin Newsom has never had a homeless, a working unhoused, or an affordable housing advocate on his podcast despite governing California.

So yeah I think it’s weird that he’s entertained & platformed multiple fascists while grinning, nodding & relenting to their easily defeatable talking points.
January 16, 2026 at 5:05 AM
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i can't believe this is working
"I will not use the AI assistant." reply: And it will do a billion on the stock market." "billion - 1" [countless replies]
January 15, 2026 at 1:05 AM
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prisonculture.bsky.social
Thread. [the shorthand about her that is often uplifted on social media always does her a disservice and also does Rosa Parks one too. Glad for this thread]
jeannetheoharis.bsky.social Jeanne Theoharis @jeannetheoharis.bsky.social · 12d
Friends, Claudette Colvin—the 15-year-old who refused to give up her seat on a Montgomery bus in March 1955 & joined the federal case against bus segregation that went to the Supreme Court — died today at age 86. But there are lots of myths and mis-impressions about her. A short corrective thread:
A photo of teenage Claudette Colvin in glasses and a sweater.
January 14, 2026 at 4:05 AM
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machineiv.bsky.social
This is right in line with the organization that gave us such hits as "murdering Fred Hampton" and "murdering MLK Jr" and "murdering Bobby Hutton" and then their subsequent campaigns to erase their work.
robertscotthorton.bsky.social Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 12d
Kash Patel issues orders: no investigation of the homicide perpetrated by Jonathan Ross, but do what you can to pick up dirt that can be used to smear the 37-year-old mother of three that he murdered. This is your FBI.
January 13, 2026 at 6:05 PM
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endivinity.bsky.social
it's time for more dogs with clothes (lizards edition)
A digital illustration of the Pokemon Aerodactyl. It is decorated with gold, jewels, and purple and gold silks around its neck and legs. It holds a gem up to its eye, while other gem-laden bags are scattered at its feet. A digital illustration of the Pokemon Kecleon. It has a red scarf, is pushing a magnifying eyepiece up to its forehead with one hand, with scrolls tucked under one arm and strapped to its back. It looks somewhat harried.
January 12, 2026 at 10:28 PM
devourersdilemma.bsky.social
Holy shit I had one of these
voidscentury.bsky.social void's century @voidscentury.bsky.social · 13d
type of controller that would be used in one episode of ATHF and would explode when meatwad tosses in on the floor
cakehoarder.bsky.social cake 🍄 @cakehoarder.bsky.social · 14d
most insane controller i’ve ever seen
January 12, 2026 at 7:41 PM
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I CAN’T READ MY WRITING!
Three panels arranged vertically, featuring the same character – Osmanthus Quince – in three stages of his life. Panel 1: He wears large, dark, round sunglasses that hide a scar over his left eye. He looks nervous and uncertain. A small bolt of lightning connects to his left shoulder, and emerges from his left hand. In the background, a television news camera looms. Panel 2: Ozzy is older here, his hair wild and unkempt, and he is wearing armor. A pair of short copper horns protrude from his forehead, and there is a new scar on his face. He is crying with frustration. Lightning arcs between his horns, and leaps from his hands and arms, which have been replaced by prosthetics. In the background, there is a menacing orange eye. Panel 3: Now with short-cropped hair and no sunglasses, Osmanthus holds a roiling ball of lightning in one uplifted hand. He looks battered, but determined, and wears more officious-looking armor.
November 14, 2023 at 2:42 AM
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I do a lot of writing nowadays, but I’m trying to get back into the habit of drawing more regularly — if you like original characters, original projects, TTRPG characters, and some fan stuff (mostly superhero stuff ‘n Destiny) come and hang out! #artistsonbluesky #art #illustration
November 17, 2024 at 12:18 AM
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Say, did I ever post these guys here? I don’t think I did…
ANOTHER EARTH, File 002 – THE JOKER Three busts of The Joker from an alternate DC universe fan project. His clothing is inspired by the Cesar Romero iteration, with a vibrant violet jacket and a deep green shirt and tie which feature a subtle paisley print. His features are exaggerated in a way which seems reminiscent of the DCAU Joker, with some Jack Nicholson thrown in for good measure, but his shoulders are broad and thuggish. He has a golden tooth, a green tongue, and his eyes look sickly and pink. The tone of his skin is also off-white with a slight green tint, implying that his blood may be green. Text on the image reads: CHEMICAL BATH: • Bleached his skin • Toxified his blood • Skin and muscle became more elastic • Slowed physical aging The “Joker Venom” toxin uses his own blood – and requires an undiluted sample for the antidote. A picture of The Joker from the previous image. He has a smug smile and is dressed as a lounge lizard, leaning on a gold-tipped cane and swirling a beverage in a martini glass that is noxious green, bubbling, and smoking. Naturally, it has an olive in it. He wears a light purple tuxedo jacket, dark purple-grey slacks and gloves, black dress shoes with spats, and a pale green tuxedo shirt with purple bow tie. Text on the image reads: Though he has an outfit he favors, he will dress to ‘fit the occasion’ – depends heavily on the person or place he is menacing. Another picture of the Joker, in a third variant outfit. He is laughing maniacally with his head thrown back, holding a golf club which has been bent as if by hitting something (or someone). He bounces a small ball in his other hand which is about the size of a golf ball, patterned like a smiley face. Noxious green fume comes out of the gaps between the teeth. A golf tee is between his feet. He is wearing a much more modern outfit, similar to Steve Jobs – an almost-black purple turtleneck sweater and matching pants, with a teal vest that has a faint pink floral print. His shoes are hot magenta alligator-skin wingtips, and his socks are bright green. Text on the image reads: DON’T BELIEVE THE HYPE. • Despite appearances and behaviors to the contrary, he isn’t as chaotic as his reputation would have you believe. • Incredibly clever. Brilliant chemist. But, at this point, most of his tactical know-how is experiential. He struggles against anyone that isn’t Batman (or adjacent). This last image is another picture of The Joker in his tuxedo outfit, with a smarmy facial expression, tapping his temple similar to the Eddie Murphy head tap meme.
November 7, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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HESTER ANGUISH, a Scholomancer, currently stuck serving as acting Sheriff for the Treeliner town of Bailiehollow. A prominent NPC for a new home game with my fiance, running a playtest for a game system I’ve been working on for the last few years.
A bust of HESTER ANGUISH, portraying her from the shoulders-up. Her most prominent feature is her metal mask, which covers her head from the back of her skull all the way down to the underside of her chin. The features of the mask are simplistic and indistinct, with a rough approximation of the brow, cheekbones, and jawline. The apertures for Hester’s eyes and mouth are blocky and rectangular. Overall, with her chin lowered and face half-turned to the viewer, it gives her a very ominous appearance. Although there are a few scratches, the helmet has obviously been well taken care of. A hinge and seam near the temple implies that a clasp at the back keeps the helmet in place. Her eyes, visible through the eyeholes in the mask, are a bright, fiery amber. Her straw-blonde hair, which is not nearly as well-kept as the helmet, is pulled into a messy ponytail. The skin visible beneath the mask – mostly, her right ear and neck – is quite pale; her ear and the front of her throat show that at some point in the past she was badly burned. The scars are old, but extensive. She is wearing her Fog Crawler, a large Scholomancer’s overcoat made by enchanting an antique longcoat which originally came from the World-That-Was. The dark olive coat looks like military surplus and here is buttoned all the way up, showing refurbished gold buttons, red trim, and a red interior collar. A full-body image of Hester. In this image, she wears a salamander-orange pinafore over a cream-colored long-sleeve shirt. The shirt has two large, bright green buttons on a soft, light-colored leather collar, and smaller green buttons at the sleeve. She wears dark leather work gloves which have become slightly sun-bleached on top with age and wear. Her belt matches her gloves; it is quite sturdy-looking, has multiple large pouches, an empty glass vial, and has a design that looks custom-made for the uses of a Scholomancer such as Hester. Her knee-high riding boots are also well-used, though the top of them are not visible beneath the hem of her pinafore. Her posture is relaxed, though a hand hovers by her belt, as if she is ready to grab something off of it. From this angle, her mask gives her a slightly less menacing expression, though it’s hard to tell if the expression under the mask is any different. Hester’s two weapons of choice – it is unusual for a Scholomancer to carry one firearm, let alone two, but they are carefully maintained. The gun on top is a sawn-off break-action shotgun with a single barrel; it is plated in a pale metal, like nickel, and has obviously seen a lot of use – the metal is covered in wear marks and scratches. The handle and fore grip, modified with anchors for a shoulder strap, are made from a wood similar to walnut, with a distinct grain and a warmish-brown tone. The handle looks to be made from a burl, and has much more distinctive and complex patterning. It also has a device attached to the left side which is modeled on the Alofs Repeating Shotgun System (basically, an external bolt-on tube magazine which automatically reloads the shotgun whenever the gun is opened to reload. It’s super cool, look it up!). The lever that breaks open the shotgun has a stylized ‘G’ on it. The second gun is Hester’s trusty Fizroy Raider, modeled after a World War I-era Webley top-break revolver. It’s a newer gun with much less wear on it. It is plated in a dark metal, and the grip is made of Hemacite – a special Bakelite-esque plastic substance made using Monster Blood, and so having a distinctive deep red, cloudy coloration. There is a lanyard ring affixed to the bottom of the handle. A closer view of the details of Hester’s upper body. Because she is facing the other way from the bust, we can see that the scarring on her throat wraps all the way around the front of her neck, but on this side it goes up to her jaw – her left ear is un-burned, and she wears a small earring.
December 24, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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An independent planet with extensive fuel reserves, besieged by multiple intergalactic superpowers, dramatically outnumbered and outgunned.

In 2026, Free Planet is utterly essential reading; vol 1 is available now wherever books or comics are sold; #8 hits comic shops 1/14.
January 5, 2026 at 7:39 PM