Deus Ex Marchioness
@deusexmarchioness.bsky.social
She/her. Neurodivergent. Feminist. Gamer. Staying barren to destroy capitalism.
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"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
November 30, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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I’m actually kind of annoyed that Trump cut him off. Mamdani is a master of reframing questions and using them to pivot back to his core message and I really wanted to see how he was going yo approach this one.
Q: Are you affirming that you think President Trump is a fascist?
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
November 23, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I’m actually kind of annoyed that Trump cut him off. Mamdani is a master of reframing questions and using them to pivot back to his core message and I really wanted to see how he was going yo approach this one.
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White people had their racial utopia, it was Northern Europe, including the UK. Then they just had to go a-plundering to get something decent to eat plus fortunes to steal and humans to enslave.
November 18, 2025 at 2:13 AM
White people had their racial utopia, it was Northern Europe, including the UK. Then they just had to go a-plundering to get something decent to eat plus fortunes to steal and humans to enslave.
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Removing asylum support. Seizing belongings. Deporting entire families, including children.
Labour are not just paving the path to a Reform government. Reform may as well already be in power.
This government has no moral compass — and it should be ashamed of its inhumanity.
Labour are not just paving the path to a Reform government. Reform may as well already be in power.
This government has no moral compass — and it should be ashamed of its inhumanity.
November 17, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Removing asylum support. Seizing belongings. Deporting entire families, including children.
Labour are not just paving the path to a Reform government. Reform may as well already be in power.
This government has no moral compass — and it should be ashamed of its inhumanity.
Labour are not just paving the path to a Reform government. Reform may as well already be in power.
This government has no moral compass — and it should be ashamed of its inhumanity.
Were Woolies hoping we just weren’t going to notice these are hard enough to cause blunt force trauma or what?
November 12, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Were Woolies hoping we just weren’t going to notice these are hard enough to cause blunt force trauma or what?
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Independent senator Lidia Thorpe has called on the federal government to impose penalties on Victoria, after Jacinta Allan announced laws that could see children face life sentences for serious offences
"If we continue to see inaction and abuse, I'll be taking this to the UN"
"If we continue to see inaction and abuse, I'll be taking this to the UN"
November 12, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Independent senator Lidia Thorpe has called on the federal government to impose penalties on Victoria, after Jacinta Allan announced laws that could see children face life sentences for serious offences
"If we continue to see inaction and abuse, I'll be taking this to the UN"
"If we continue to see inaction and abuse, I'll be taking this to the UN"
Tfw you make the decision to finally completely 100% not just break-up with the skincare brand you’ve relied on your entire life (Clinique - Estée Lauder can go fuck themselves), but actively boycott them, and you realise it means you’re going to have to start paying for mascara 🫠
Oh well…
Oh well…
November 8, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Tfw you make the decision to finally completely 100% not just break-up with the skincare brand you’ve relied on your entire life (Clinique - Estée Lauder can go fuck themselves), but actively boycott them, and you realise it means you’re going to have to start paying for mascara 🫠
Oh well…
Oh well…
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10/10 take. No notes.
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
10/10 take. No notes.
I was today years old when I learned the original source for this quote was Andrew Cuomo’s dad.
"You campaign in poetry. You govern in prose.” Fucking SAVAGE for him to invoke Mario Cuomo.
November 5, 2025 at 8:42 AM
I was today years old when I learned the original source for this quote was Andrew Cuomo’s dad.
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"The day NYC elects a Muslim Mayor will be the day I die."
--Dick Cheney probably
--Dick Cheney probably
November 5, 2025 at 3:34 AM
"The day NYC elects a Muslim Mayor will be the day I die."
--Dick Cheney probably
--Dick Cheney probably
Thoughts and prayers to everyone participating in the Around the Bay bike ride today. This is unfortunate weather ⛈️⛈️⛈️
October 26, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Thoughts and prayers to everyone participating in the Around the Bay bike ride today. This is unfortunate weather ⛈️⛈️⛈️
I’m begging y’all. The word you are looking for. Is “Burst”.
October 18, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I’m begging y’all. The word you are looking for. Is “Burst”.
I love this.
Andrew, we're voting you off the island and back to the suburbs.
Our new ad just aired during Survivor.
Our new ad just aired during Survivor.
October 16, 2025 at 7:58 AM
I love this.
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tfw your 1,000-word tweets aren't working
October 15, 2025 at 7:24 PM
tfw your 1,000-word tweets aren't working
I see what you did there @australia.theguardian.com
You won’t believe what degrading practice the pope just condemned
Communication must be freed from clickbait and misguided thinking, head of Catholic church tells journalists
www.theguardian.com
October 10, 2025 at 8:29 AM
I see what you did there @australia.theguardian.com
The Chinese bridge is extremely impressive but that colour is so ugly.
October 7, 2025 at 11:29 PM
The Chinese bridge is extremely impressive but that colour is so ugly.
Pro ADHD life-hack:
Instead of waiting desperately for a third party to bring up someone’s name in casual conversation, normalise overly formal greeting such as “I’m sorry, I don’t believe I’ve had the pleasure…”
Instead of waiting desperately for a third party to bring up someone’s name in casual conversation, normalise overly formal greeting such as “I’m sorry, I don’t believe I’ve had the pleasure…”
October 7, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Pro ADHD life-hack:
Instead of waiting desperately for a third party to bring up someone’s name in casual conversation, normalise overly formal greeting such as “I’m sorry, I don’t believe I’ve had the pleasure…”
Instead of waiting desperately for a third party to bring up someone’s name in casual conversation, normalise overly formal greeting such as “I’m sorry, I don’t believe I’ve had the pleasure…”
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Genuinely cannot wait for this, it is going to redefine the ways a game can suck ass
October 7, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Genuinely cannot wait for this, it is going to redefine the ways a game can suck ass
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I can’t believe that as recently as a few months ago, the consensus Democratic Party position, even on the left, was that you couldn’t call to ‘abolish ICE.’
Good luck to the Democratic candidates who run in 2028 while opposing the abolition of ICE.
A rogue fascist agency.
Good luck to the Democratic candidates who run in 2028 while opposing the abolition of ICE.
A rogue fascist agency.
October 5, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I can’t believe that as recently as a few months ago, the consensus Democratic Party position, even on the left, was that you couldn’t call to ‘abolish ICE.’
Good luck to the Democratic candidates who run in 2028 while opposing the abolition of ICE.
A rogue fascist agency.
Good luck to the Democratic candidates who run in 2028 while opposing the abolition of ICE.
A rogue fascist agency.
My opinion is likely to change a lot over time, but this is my first impression review of The Life of a Showgirl:
October 4, 2025 at 6:48 AM
My opinion is likely to change a lot over time, but this is my first impression review of The Life of a Showgirl:
aph.gov.au down for anyone else?
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aph.gov.au
October 2, 2025 at 11:52 PM
aph.gov.au down for anyone else?
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Is it because that would require the tv networks to have news satire in the first place?
September 24, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Is it because that would require the tv networks to have news satire in the first place?
I’m not really a fan of Jimmy Kimmel. The Man Show was as cringe as it was misogynistic and I haven’t really had much desire to follow his career since. So I must say imo this whole affair has been cancel culture at its finest.
And by that I mean cancelling your Disney+ subscription in protest.
And by that I mean cancelling your Disney+ subscription in protest.
As I was saying…
Jimmy Kimmel is Back!
YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live
youtu.be
September 24, 2025 at 8:59 AM
I’m not really a fan of Jimmy Kimmel. The Man Show was as cringe as it was misogynistic and I haven’t really had much desire to follow his career since. So I must say imo this whole affair has been cancel culture at its finest.
And by that I mean cancelling your Disney+ subscription in protest.
And by that I mean cancelling your Disney+ subscription in protest.