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John Delmenico
@thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social
4.2K followers 270 following 4.5K posts
Autistic Writer and comedian. He/Him. Editor of @chaser.com.au . Columnist for @theshot.net.au Got a joke on the Hansard.
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 4h
I can’t believe I’m missing out on crucial sitting at the computer doomscrolling time 😔
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 12h
Whenever I’m in Melbourne, it makes me want to move here, but I can’t tell how much of that is because I’m just normally here on holiday
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 1d
When your ’but nobody realises it’ take is just a conservative news talking point from 20 years ago
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 1d
Incredible thing to still be posting in 2025
What screams “I’m a man-child” but nobody realize it? Yumi Stynes- plays video games.
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 1d
well at least the latest data leak means we can call the pm personally to tell him we dont think we should have to give doxable information to the kinds of websites that weren't able to securely hold his phone number
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 1d
My PAX recap post: www.instagram.com/p/DPvkiA8kmS...
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 1d
RIP Ned Kelly, you would’ve loved cosplay.
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 1d
‘Chaos’ and it’s just hundreds of socially awkward people standing around outside a building for 20 minutes
Daily Mail: Chaos as hundreds are forced to flee Melbourne Convention Centre after the fire alarm went off
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 2d
First ever PAX done, this was me just before I had to walk 40 minutes in heavy rain back to my hotel
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 2d
Jared Leto is the first cult leader in history who can’t turn a profit
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 3d
PAX more like Evaxx
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 4d
Went to get a drink, turns out this is the extension cord vending machine
Vending machine selling extension cords and duct tape
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 4d
I hate that this post makes sense, RFK needs to stop
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 4d
When the marketing team knows a video game convention is happening but knows nothing about video games
A roadside ad that reads: “have a (image of game controller), have a kitkat”
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 5d
Going from 6 all nighters in a row to going on holiday, which I assume is the work life balance I’ve been told strive for
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 6d
I hate that airlines text you multiple times about checking in early the day before the flight, I haven’t even started packing my bags yet and they’re out here wanting me to check in. Leave me alone you needy freaks
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 7d
Great point Sussan
Sussan Ley holding a phone saying "remember" The phone is photoshopped to have sonic and mario making out on the screen
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 7d
Sources are telling me it’s gonna be in Wagga Wagga
Taylor Swift says she’s having a destination wedding - but she won’t say where (yet)
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 9d
It’s so embarrassing for us as a species that our next major economic crash is gonna be because of the ‘gamer company selling chips to billionaires so they can make ai girlfriends to jack off to’ bubble bursting
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🚨 Live Stock Market News @tradersclub.bsky.social · 10d
Nvidia's market cap now exceeds that of all of big pharma combined.
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 9d
no like the guests go on and to talk about how they were hit by 'cancel culture'
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 9d
You don’t know real second hand embarrassment until you see a guy irl try to hit on a woman using techniques he paid to learn from a ‘pick-up artist course’ online
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 11d
They better have this at PAX
a screenshot of a tiktok video showing a sign that says "additional autism parking"
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 11d
relevant again
The Chaser: Productivity reaches all-time low as nation's Swifties pretend to be working
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 11d
‘People are trying to call me a sellout for taking money from a cartoonishly evil group, but have you considered that they paid me lots of money to do it? That should cancel things out a bit.’
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 12d
If you post 3-5 times a day, between noon and the witching hour, plus once before the sun fully rises, each with a focus on the one goal you desire most in this world, the algorithm gods will bless you with likes and follows a plenty 🙏
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