Depeche Median
@depechemedian.bsky.social
exhausted political scientist in a red state, avid cat collector, friend to dogs everywhere, antifascist, lapsed midwesterner and cold weather aficionado, adequate learned league player, currently obsessed with the Big Bear eagle family
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"megachurches are shen yun for white people" is an incredible and damning true statement
for all people make fun of falun gong, it's wild how much this is basically the same thing as shen yun
December 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM
"megachurches are shen yun for white people" is an incredible and damning true statement
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it isn’t Christmas until Grace Jones has danced for Pee-Wee
December 20, 2025 at 12:32 AM
it isn’t Christmas until Grace Jones has danced for Pee-Wee
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I love working at the Department of Justice and participating in a conspiracy to cover up the demented 80 year old president's sex crimes. I spend 18 hours a day redacting documents and there's a putrid husk where my soul used to be
December 20, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I love working at the Department of Justice and participating in a conspiracy to cover up the demented 80 year old president's sex crimes. I spend 18 hours a day redacting documents and there's a putrid husk where my soul used to be
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There is some small number of people inside the government who have seen the unredacted versions of what is probably some of the most disturbing shit imaginable, and well they have some options now
December 20, 2025 at 2:56 AM
There is some small number of people inside the government who have seen the unredacted versions of what is probably some of the most disturbing shit imaginable, and well they have some options now
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LeoLabs says they see hundreds of debris objects from the Starlink failure event
December 20, 2025 at 3:13 AM
LeoLabs says they see hundreds of debris objects from the Starlink failure event
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The fascist’s three appeals:
1. Think of your children.
2. Only I can keep you safe from crime.
3. It’s the fault of those immigrants but I can save you.
These bypass filters on the human brain somehow.
1. Think of your children.
2. Only I can keep you safe from crime.
3. It’s the fault of those immigrants but I can save you.
These bypass filters on the human brain somehow.
in 1998 a slashdot user said “‘think of the children’ is the root password to the constitution” about COPPA and it has remained forever true
Children are being exploited and abused because Big Tech consistently prioritizes profits over people.
Enough is enough. Time to sunset Section 230.
Enough is enough. Time to sunset Section 230.
December 20, 2025 at 2:44 AM
The fascist’s three appeals:
1. Think of your children.
2. Only I can keep you safe from crime.
3. It’s the fault of those immigrants but I can save you.
These bypass filters on the human brain somehow.
1. Think of your children.
2. Only I can keep you safe from crime.
3. It’s the fault of those immigrants but I can save you.
These bypass filters on the human brain somehow.
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My #unpopulartake on The Minnesota Star Tribune awarding the top coloring-contest prize in the 13-and-up age bracket to a full grown 61-year-old woman is ... guess how old people who buy newspaper subscriptions are.
December 20, 2025 at 2:47 AM
My #unpopulartake on The Minnesota Star Tribune awarding the top coloring-contest prize in the 13-and-up age bracket to a full grown 61-year-old woman is ... guess how old people who buy newspaper subscriptions are.
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Preaching to the choir here, but:
“Always remember that the crowd that applauds your coronation is the same crowd that will applaud your beheading. People like a show.”
-Terry Pratchett
“Always remember that the crowd that applauds your coronation is the same crowd that will applaud your beheading. People like a show.”
-Terry Pratchett
December 20, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Preaching to the choir here, but:
“Always remember that the crowd that applauds your coronation is the same crowd that will applaud your beheading. People like a show.”
-Terry Pratchett
“Always remember that the crowd that applauds your coronation is the same crowd that will applaud your beheading. People like a show.”
-Terry Pratchett
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I just wanted to remind everyone that I am the head of Antifa and right now we are having a special on all-you-can-eat popcorn shrimp at all seven of our locations!
December 12, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I just wanted to remind everyone that I am the head of Antifa and right now we are having a special on all-you-can-eat popcorn shrimp at all seven of our locations!
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In general I think I am a pretty chilled out dude or at least somewhere near the median in terms of "is he going to just fucking snap at any given time," and man it's got to be getting pretty intense out there on the tails
December 20, 2025 at 2:29 AM
In general I think I am a pretty chilled out dude or at least somewhere near the median in terms of "is he going to just fucking snap at any given time," and man it's got to be getting pretty intense out there on the tails
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Sorry if this is a bit personal but does this shit make anyone else feel completely fucking insane
December 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Sorry if this is a bit personal but does this shit make anyone else feel completely fucking insane
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NEW: I was just on a call with @rokhanna.bsky.social — who says just 2.5 gigabytes out of a total of 300 gigabytes of the Epstein Files — have been released by the DOJ.
December 20, 2025 at 1:07 AM
NEW: I was just on a call with @rokhanna.bsky.social — who says just 2.5 gigabytes out of a total of 300 gigabytes of the Epstein Files — have been released by the DOJ.
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Khanna: Congress is talking about possible impeachment. They're talking about inherent contempt for the attorney general or deputy attorney general—any justice department official who has obstructed justice could face prosecution in this administration or a future administration.
December 20, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Khanna: Congress is talking about possible impeachment. They're talking about inherent contempt for the attorney general or deputy attorney general—any justice department official who has obstructed justice could face prosecution in this administration or a future administration.
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"Musk will have a trillion dollars" when his combined empire hasn't even had half that in combined sales in 20 years is beyond laughable. It's fake. Go away
December 20, 2025 at 12:31 AM
"Musk will have a trillion dollars" when his combined empire hasn't even had half that in combined sales in 20 years is beyond laughable. It's fake. Go away
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U.S intelligence report.
So correct, so obvious, and still beyond the comprehension of the U.S. own government.
So correct, so obvious, and still beyond the comprehension of the U.S. own government.
December 19, 2025 at 11:07 PM
U.S intelligence report.
So correct, so obvious, and still beyond the comprehension of the U.S. own government.
So correct, so obvious, and still beyond the comprehension of the U.S. own government.
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Well that settles the question of whether Beardsley’s tenure as president will be short or long
Scott Beardsley, you will quickly learn about the separation of powers between branches and what happens when one branch gives a middle finger to another that funds, regulates and allows their existence. Buckle up.
December 20, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Well that settles the question of whether Beardsley’s tenure as president will be short or long
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it's so cool that we can't have nice things because the country is run by a bunch of climate deniers
Volkswagen is pulling the plug on its retro electric bus in the U.S. next year, after the expiration of tax incentives for customers caused electric vehicle sales to tank. on.wsj.com/4qbKSiC
Volkswagen Halts Exports of Its Electric Bus to U.S. Next Year
The German carmaker is pausing ID. Buzz exports to the U.S. following a sharp decline in EV sales nationwide
on.wsj.com
December 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
it's so cool that we can't have nice things because the country is run by a bunch of climate deniers
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I'm calling my reps and telling them I have to assume they're pedophiles or accomplices of pedophiles until they call for immediate impeachment. You can find your own reps here: reps.fyi
December 20, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I'm calling my reps and telling them I have to assume they're pedophiles or accomplices of pedophiles until they call for immediate impeachment. You can find your own reps here: reps.fyi
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Scott Beardsley, you will quickly learn about the separation of powers between branches and what happens when one branch gives a middle finger to another that funds, regulates and allows their existence. Buckle up.
December 20, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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Congressional Democrats feature some of the world's most gullible people.
December 20, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Congressional Democrats feature some of the world's most gullible people.
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U.S. Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy's daughter says she had an "absurdly invasive" pat-down at an airport security checkpoint on Thursday.
Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy's daughter calls TSA 'unconstitutional' after pat-down
U.S. Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy's daughter says she had an "absurdly invasive" pat-down at an airport security checkpoint on Thursday.
bit.ly
December 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
U.S. Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy's daughter says she had an "absurdly invasive" pat-down at an airport security checkpoint on Thursday.
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Honestly, it’s the perfect role for a VP. They’re usually the more partisan one and they usually need something to do.
Imagine the joy of Tim Walz in a hard hat, behind the wheel of a wrecking ball
Imagine the joy of Tim Walz in a hard hat, behind the wheel of a wrecking ball
There's a series of things (like the ballroom, Gulf of America) that we're going to have to *undo* the moment this guy is out of office.
And yet I can already hear future Democrat presidents saying "I'm focused on the people's work, not the knucklehead stuff" and just leave this man's shit up.
And yet I can already hear future Democrat presidents saying "I'm focused on the people's work, not the knucklehead stuff" and just leave this man's shit up.
The president's name was added to the sign outside the performing arts center.
December 19, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Honestly, it’s the perfect role for a VP. They’re usually the more partisan one and they usually need something to do.
Imagine the joy of Tim Walz in a hard hat, behind the wheel of a wrecking ball
Imagine the joy of Tim Walz in a hard hat, behind the wheel of a wrecking ball
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Stunning new revelation: Epstein hung out almost exclusively with guys who had black boxes where their heads should be.
December 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Stunning new revelation: Epstein hung out almost exclusively with guys who had black boxes where their heads should be.
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As a huge fan of ███████ I feel gutted right now. Just an absolute betrayal of everything I thought ███████ stood for.
December 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
As a huge fan of ███████ I feel gutted right now. Just an absolute betrayal of everything I thought ███████ stood for.
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