Beckett the Delicate Ecopouf
@delicateecopouf.bsky.social
Deacon in TEC serving in the Diocese of the Great Lakes 🌊 | he/him | 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈⛪☕ | Just some guy | Blogging: https://gatheredthoughts.beehiiv.com
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Creating a military conflict with Venezuela gives this administration a legal "hook" to invoke the Alien Enemies Act. In other words, the foreign war is being manufactured in order to facilitate court deference for its domestic mass deportation policy. It's a Stephen Miller Special.
November 29, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Creating a military conflict with Venezuela gives this administration a legal "hook" to invoke the Alien Enemies Act. In other words, the foreign war is being manufactured in order to facilitate court deference for its domestic mass deportation policy. It's a Stephen Miller Special.
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among other things a trip to costco is an easy way to keep two little kids occupied for a chunk of an afternoon
November 29, 2025 at 12:18 AM
among other things a trip to costco is an easy way to keep two little kids occupied for a chunk of an afternoon
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me, smart, a big-shot university president, paying the Danegeld: that should be the last we hear from the Dane
November 29, 2025 at 3:33 AM
me, smart, a big-shot university president, paying the Danegeld: that should be the last we hear from the Dane
You can have the backing of every single tech billionaire, but it will not give you The Vibe, no matter how good a beard you grow or if you leave your wife and children for the blonde white widow of a dead propagandist.
not so much uncharismatic as anticharismatic. all the charisma within a 10 mile radius ups and leaves as soon as he starts speaking.
JD Vance: "How many of you really like turkey?"
Many soldiers raise their hands.
Vance: "You're all full of shit."
Many soldiers raise their hands.
Vance: "You're all full of shit."
November 29, 2025 at 1:17 PM
You can have the backing of every single tech billionaire, but it will not give you The Vibe, no matter how good a beard you grow or if you leave your wife and children for the blonde white widow of a dead propagandist.
There's no lie here.
(TV Ad)
"Have psoriasis?
"Yes"
"Want to be able to leave the house?
"I leave the house all the time"
"But ur a hideous monster"
"It's just dried sk.."
'HIDEOUS MONSTER"
"I barely think about it"
"LEPER"
"It's nothing"
"FREAK"
"Freak?"
"MUTANT!"
"Mutant?"
"GET UR SELF ESTEEM BACK WITH OTEZLA™️"
"Have psoriasis?
"Yes"
"Want to be able to leave the house?
"I leave the house all the time"
"But ur a hideous monster"
"It's just dried sk.."
'HIDEOUS MONSTER"
"I barely think about it"
"LEPER"
"It's nothing"
"FREAK"
"Freak?"
"MUTANT!"
"Mutant?"
"GET UR SELF ESTEEM BACK WITH OTEZLA™️"
November 29, 2025 at 1:08 PM
There's no lie here.
Lore drop:
In my twenties I briefly lived above a dive bar in Mississippi that had karaoke on Friday nights, and there was one guy who sang Wagon Wheel a minimum of five times every Friday, getting progressively more drunk with each iteration.
In my twenties I briefly lived above a dive bar in Mississippi that had karaoke on Friday nights, and there was one guy who sang Wagon Wheel a minimum of five times every Friday, getting progressively more drunk with each iteration.
Wait really? I cannot escape Darius Rucker’s cover. And even though I love Hootie & the Blowfish (I’m from the SC Lowcountry, it’s basically required), I could do without hearing his version of WW again.
November 29, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Lore drop:
In my twenties I briefly lived above a dive bar in Mississippi that had karaoke on Friday nights, and there was one guy who sang Wagon Wheel a minimum of five times every Friday, getting progressively more drunk with each iteration.
In my twenties I briefly lived above a dive bar in Mississippi that had karaoke on Friday nights, and there was one guy who sang Wagon Wheel a minimum of five times every Friday, getting progressively more drunk with each iteration.
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I’m starting to get the sense that it was a bad idea to put a deeply insecure, sexual assaulting Fox News host with a drinking problem and a crusader tattoo who said he was into war crimes in charge of the military.
November 29, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I’m starting to get the sense that it was a bad idea to put a deeply insecure, sexual assaulting Fox News host with a drinking problem and a crusader tattoo who said he was into war crimes in charge of the military.
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"Beware of any Christian movement that acts as though the world is full of enemies to be destroyed rather than full of neighbors to be loved.
Beware of any Christian movement that demands the government be an instrument of God's wrath, but never a source of God's mercy, generosity, or compassion."
Beware of any Christian movement that demands the government be an instrument of God's wrath, but never a source of God's mercy, generosity, or compassion."
November 29, 2025 at 3:50 AM
"Beware of any Christian movement that acts as though the world is full of enemies to be destroyed rather than full of neighbors to be loved.
Beware of any Christian movement that demands the government be an instrument of God's wrath, but never a source of God's mercy, generosity, or compassion."
Beware of any Christian movement that demands the government be an instrument of God's wrath, but never a source of God's mercy, generosity, or compassion."
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this reminds me of a friend who thought he was middle class so he donated his car to a charity that helps poor people and a month later, he saw his car at his neighbor's house
November 29, 2025 at 6:31 AM
this reminds me of a friend who thought he was middle class so he donated his car to a charity that helps poor people and a month later, he saw his car at his neighbor's house
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It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
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November 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Hi everybody,
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
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It's a complete sentence, babe.
“No,” said Frog.
November 28, 2025 at 2:07 PM
It's a complete sentence, babe.
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i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
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As always when I post about being trans, a reminder: if you support me because I'm "normal" or "reasonable" or whatever because I dress like an old man & go to church, but you don't support all my trans siblings, then you don't actually support me at all, & I encourage you to do some soul searching.
November 28, 2025 at 11:05 AM
As always when I post about being trans, a reminder: if you support me because I'm "normal" or "reasonable" or whatever because I dress like an old man & go to church, but you don't support all my trans siblings, then you don't actually support me at all, & I encourage you to do some soul searching.
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Available as always to talk about the imperial boomerang on your podcast or TV show or just show up at your house and talk at your dinner guests
November 27, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Available as always to talk about the imperial boomerang on your podcast or TV show or just show up at your house and talk at your dinner guests
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Without farmworkers we wouldn’t be able to celebrate Thanksgiving. Be thankful for their hard work this holiday season!
Sin los trabajadores agrícolas no podríamos celebrar el Día de Acción de Gracias. ¡Agradece su arduo trabajo en estas fiestas!
#WeFeedYou #Thanksgiving
Sin los trabajadores agrícolas no podríamos celebrar el Día de Acción de Gracias. ¡Agradece su arduo trabajo en estas fiestas!
#WeFeedYou #Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Without farmworkers we wouldn’t be able to celebrate Thanksgiving. Be thankful for their hard work this holiday season!
Sin los trabajadores agrícolas no podríamos celebrar el Día de Acción de Gracias. ¡Agradece su arduo trabajo en estas fiestas!
#WeFeedYou #Thanksgiving
Sin los trabajadores agrícolas no podríamos celebrar el Día de Acción de Gracias. ¡Agradece su arduo trabajo en estas fiestas!
#WeFeedYou #Thanksgiving
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Thankful to my Bluesky feed for giving me these two posts from @mamavitelli.bsky.social and @baronduki.bsky.social back to back
November 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Thankful to my Bluesky feed for giving me these two posts from @mamavitelli.bsky.social and @baronduki.bsky.social back to back
There's a man from Ontario who built himself a houseboat and is currently sailing the Great Lakes to Chicago and plans (I guess after a long downriver journey) to sail from the Gulf of Mexico to Africa and honestly, godspeed buddy.
November 27, 2025 at 2:37 PM
There's a man from Ontario who built himself a houseboat and is currently sailing the Great Lakes to Chicago and plans (I guess after a long downriver journey) to sail from the Gulf of Mexico to Africa and honestly, godspeed buddy.
Thanksgiving is the most American holiday, even moreso than 4th of July IMO, because it's simultaneously grounded in a mythology that papers over the horrors that lie in our history while also celebrating the very best of our mixed culture despite being constantly encroached on by consumerism.
November 27, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Thanksgiving is the most American holiday, even moreso than 4th of July IMO, because it's simultaneously grounded in a mythology that papers over the horrors that lie in our history while also celebrating the very best of our mixed culture despite being constantly encroached on by consumerism.
This is a prayer answered. Thanks @forwardmovement.org @scottagunn.bsky.social
New option for your everyday carry #EDC: The Booklet of Common Prayer from @forwardmovement.org is the size of a Field Notes book.
November 27, 2025 at 1:19 PM
This is a prayer answered. Thanks @forwardmovement.org @scottagunn.bsky.social
Dry brine with orange and lemon zest.
Ok I want everyone to prepare themselves, the dads are about to start talking about brine
November 27, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Dry brine with orange and lemon zest.
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Turkey is fucking delicious and if you don’t like turkey because think turkey is dry then you’re just bad at cooking turkey.
November 27, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Turkey is fucking delicious and if you don’t like turkey because think turkey is dry then you’re just bad at cooking turkey.
"...grant that we may never forget that our common life depends upon each other's toil."
November 26, 2025 at 11:53 PM
"...grant that we may never forget that our common life depends upon each other's toil."
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These workers are harvesting celery. They use a curved blade to cut and trim the bunches. It is often packaged right in the field by another crew of workers.
November 26, 2025 at 10:53 PM
These workers are harvesting celery. They use a curved blade to cut and trim the bunches. It is often packaged right in the field by another crew of workers.
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Fresh herbs (whether sold fresh or processed by drying) are delicate. They are often hand harvested, like this parsley in Ventura County, CA.
November 26, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Fresh herbs (whether sold fresh or processed by drying) are delicate. They are often hand harvested, like this parsley in Ventura County, CA.