deep see creature
@deepseecreature.bsky.social
the digital equivalent of a numbers station
Pinned
call me the tail of hell the way i should not be followed
to both of my followers: please play this game it fucking rules
ENCHAIN is out NOW in Early Access!! go and buy!
store.steampowered.com/app/1396870/...
store.steampowered.com/app/1396870/...
February 14, 2026 at 1:53 PM
to both of my followers: please play this game it fucking rules
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This Weeks Onion Magazine: ‘I Don’t Know How And It’s Not My Event’: Simone Biles On Her Decision Not To Snowboard At The Winter Olympics
February 13, 2026 at 9:00 PM
This Weeks Onion Magazine: ‘I Don’t Know How And It’s Not My Event’: Simone Biles On Her Decision Not To Snowboard At The Winter Olympics
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taking a bath at the hotel room
August 18, 2025 at 5:55 AM
taking a bath at the hotel room
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i finished playing #deltarune last night
January 29, 2026 at 7:22 PM
i finished playing #deltarune last night
i did this once in high school. bought a huge roll of i voted stickers, put one on my (zipped-up) jacket. when people asked me (i was <18) "you voted?" I would unzip my jacket, revealing hundreds of i voted stickers on the inside like a cartoon drug dealer and say "yeah a little bit"
yup. nine times
January 28, 2026 at 1:13 AM
i did this once in high school. bought a huge roll of i voted stickers, put one on my (zipped-up) jacket. when people asked me (i was <18) "you voted?" I would unzip my jacket, revealing hundreds of i voted stickers on the inside like a cartoon drug dealer and say "yeah a little bit"
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Sean McDermott Expresses Gratitude To The People, If You Want To Call Them That, Of Buffalo https://theonion.com/sean-mcdermott-expresses-gratitude-to-the-people-if-you-want-to-call-them-that-of-buffalo/
January 26, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Sean McDermott Expresses Gratitude To The People, If You Want To Call Them That, Of Buffalo https://theonion.com/sean-mcdermott-expresses-gratitude-to-the-people-if-you-want-to-call-them-that-of-buffalo/
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after years of uncertainty, ENCHAIN is releasing into Early Access on February 12th!
explore an intertwined, non-linear underworld with expressive platforming and frenetic FPS action.
please wishlist!
store.steampowered.com/app/1396870/...
explore an intertwined, non-linear underworld with expressive platforming and frenetic FPS action.
please wishlist!
store.steampowered.com/app/1396870/...
January 22, 2026 at 6:09 PM
after years of uncertainty, ENCHAIN is releasing into Early Access on February 12th!
explore an intertwined, non-linear underworld with expressive platforming and frenetic FPS action.
please wishlist!
store.steampowered.com/app/1396870/...
explore an intertwined, non-linear underworld with expressive platforming and frenetic FPS action.
please wishlist!
store.steampowered.com/app/1396870/...
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I hate when I’m riding a bus on a dark moonless highway and all the passengers gradually figure out we died and are trapped in purgatory
January 20, 2026 at 4:08 PM
I hate when I’m riding a bus on a dark moonless highway and all the passengers gradually figure out we died and are trapped in purgatory
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Stephen Miller Reminds Picky-Eater Son That There Starving Kids In Basement https://theonion.com/stephen-miller-reminds-picky-eater-son-that-there-starving-kids-in-basement/
January 20, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Stephen Miller Reminds Picky-Eater Son That There Starving Kids In Basement https://theonion.com/stephen-miller-reminds-picky-eater-son-that-there-starving-kids-in-basement/
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now he's no longer here to contradict me, i am ready to announce that a human being couldn't possibly have written a book as ignorant and destructive as "Chariots Of The Gods". aliens wrote this book and EvD just took credit for their work
The OG Ancient Aliens fraud has gone to the big Annunaki Airship in the sky.
Erich von Däniken, Swiss writer who spawned alien archaeology, dies at 90
Erich von Däniken, the Swiss author whose books on the extraterrestrial origins of ancient civilizations brought him both fame and scorn, has died at age 90
abcnews.go.com
January 11, 2026 at 7:01 PM
now he's no longer here to contradict me, i am ready to announce that a human being couldn't possibly have written a book as ignorant and destructive as "Chariots Of The Gods". aliens wrote this book and EvD just took credit for their work
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Do you think she was interviewed in a restaurant and made up her name while looking at her surroundings
January 11, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Do you think she was interviewed in a restaurant and made up her name while looking at her surroundings
i have never met a single person named sherlock or ebenezer
January 10, 2026 at 3:55 AM
i have never met a single person named sherlock or ebenezer
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Schrodinger: [playing dead and alive]
Bear: what the hell
Bear: what the hell
January 25, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Schrodinger: [playing dead and alive]
Bear: what the hell
Bear: what the hell
guy who thinks "devil's lettuce" means arugula
January 6, 2026 at 9:31 PM
guy who thinks "devil's lettuce" means arugula
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Vegetarian Greek food restaurant called Don't Meat Your Gyros
January 5, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Vegetarian Greek food restaurant called Don't Meat Your Gyros
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god help me I will live to see hegseth behind bars
January 3, 2026 at 7:01 AM
god help me I will live to see hegseth behind bars
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guy who pronounces ".png" as "dot pinge"
January 2, 2026 at 12:23 AM
guy who pronounces ".png" as "dot pinge"
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Day 605. Happy new years!
January 1, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Day 605. Happy new years!
he was a trader joe. she said see you later joe
January 1, 2026 at 8:54 PM
he was a trader joe. she said see you later joe
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Times Square used to put a human sacrifice beneath the New Years ball to get crushed to death at exactly midnight. A blood offering to nourish Baby New Year. They stopped doing that in the 1990s though, these days they use a goat
December 31, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Times Square used to put a human sacrifice beneath the New Years ball to get crushed to death at exactly midnight. A blood offering to nourish Baby New Year. They stopped doing that in the 1990s though, these days they use a goat
momentous day in glorp history
December 27, 2025 at 9:44 PM
momentous day in glorp history
according to my advent calendar, merry christmas
December 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
according to my advent calendar, merry christmas
if i get murdered and one of you fuckers makes a true crime podcast about it i promise i will haunt you
December 23, 2025 at 8:44 PM
if i get murdered and one of you fuckers makes a true crime podcast about it i promise i will haunt you
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Kendrick Lamar Awarded Nobel Beef Prize
December 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Kendrick Lamar Awarded Nobel Beef Prize