Jess M.
@deepflaw.bsky.social
she/they | 30 | lesbian | 18+ I guess? | I don’t know what else to put here
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The youth of today love saying no cap but actually if something doesn't have @deathcap420.bsky.social in it then it's bad
December 7, 2025 at 3:56 AM
The youth of today love saying no cap but actually if something doesn't have @deathcap420.bsky.social in it then it's bad
I guess I want to say “how did I miss Bandcamp Friday *again*” despite seeing a post about it yesterday
but like
I’m currently in meds withdrawal fatigue hell because my insurance required new authorization for my Vyvanse, which they then denied, so
this time I understand how it happened
but like
I’m currently in meds withdrawal fatigue hell because my insurance required new authorization for my Vyvanse, which they then denied, so
this time I understand how it happened
December 7, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I guess I want to say “how did I miss Bandcamp Friday *again*” despite seeing a post about it yesterday
but like
I’m currently in meds withdrawal fatigue hell because my insurance required new authorization for my Vyvanse, which they then denied, so
this time I understand how it happened
but like
I’m currently in meds withdrawal fatigue hell because my insurance required new authorization for my Vyvanse, which they then denied, so
this time I understand how it happened
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Hornet want buzzball
@panootsart.bsky.social
@panootsart.bsky.social
December 6, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Hornet want buzzball
@panootsart.bsky.social
@panootsart.bsky.social
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That's so fucking true....
December 5, 2025 at 7:52 AM
That's so fucking true....
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i think it’s only right to give lesbians the gift of teleportation for the holidays
December 4, 2025 at 11:02 PM
i think it’s only right to give lesbians the gift of teleportation for the holidays
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Achewood panel
This PlayStation patent submission will never stop being funny.
December 4, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Achewood panel
gonna start saying I’m undergoing bimbofication (mental illness is currently crushing me but I went up a cup size)
December 4, 2025 at 6:24 AM
gonna start saying I’m undergoing bimbofication (mental illness is currently crushing me but I went up a cup size)
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🚨TONIGHT - 8pm EST🚨
We beg the question: Who really is the *most* thankful?
Join us as we compare and tier rank each others Top 10 Most Grateful Thanks to figure out who truly is this years most 🦃Grateful Thanker🦃
@fkasocks.com @cohabitual.bsky.social @pissgoblin.bsky.social @viony.bsky.social
We beg the question: Who really is the *most* thankful?
Join us as we compare and tier rank each others Top 10 Most Grateful Thanks to figure out who truly is this years most 🦃Grateful Thanker🦃
@fkasocks.com @cohabitual.bsky.social @pissgoblin.bsky.social @viony.bsky.social
November 29, 2025 at 10:07 PM
🚨TONIGHT - 8pm EST🚨
We beg the question: Who really is the *most* thankful?
Join us as we compare and tier rank each others Top 10 Most Grateful Thanks to figure out who truly is this years most 🦃Grateful Thanker🦃
@fkasocks.com @cohabitual.bsky.social @pissgoblin.bsky.social @viony.bsky.social
We beg the question: Who really is the *most* thankful?
Join us as we compare and tier rank each others Top 10 Most Grateful Thanks to figure out who truly is this years most 🦃Grateful Thanker🦃
@fkasocks.com @cohabitual.bsky.social @pissgoblin.bsky.social @viony.bsky.social
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i fucking hate this yt thumbnail and what it has done to me bc now every time we eat rice with my gf i tell her "remember when mario tried to sell you rice?" without fail. every single time.
November 29, 2025 at 2:45 PM
i fucking hate this yt thumbnail and what it has done to me bc now every time we eat rice with my gf i tell her "remember when mario tried to sell you rice?" without fail. every single time.
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defunctland videos are great because everyone in charge of disneyland for the past half century have been trying to carry out what they think walt would’ve wanted like they’re the patriots in MGS trying to carry out the boss’s will. coincidentally both involve giant robot dinosaurs
November 26, 2025 at 4:25 AM
defunctland videos are great because everyone in charge of disneyland for the past half century have been trying to carry out what they think walt would’ve wanted like they’re the patriots in MGS trying to carry out the boss’s will. coincidentally both involve giant robot dinosaurs
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me when i'm trying to move forward but I didn't realize I hit enter to chat
Bayern Munich have been beaten for the first time this season.
They went 18 games without defeat until the visit to Arsenal.
They went 18 games without defeat until the visit to Arsenal.
November 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
me when i'm trying to move forward but I didn't realize I hit enter to chat
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they're a total black box. some suspect games get approved just fine some innocuous games get trapped in the hell dimension and no one knows why. the only consistent themes is if you have anything even slightly gay you're playing russian roulette on hard mode
November 25, 2025 at 6:35 PM
they're a total black box. some suspect games get approved just fine some innocuous games get trapped in the hell dimension and no one knows why. the only consistent themes is if you have anything even slightly gay you're playing russian roulette on hard mode
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a few posts on the steam thing are referencing how there's tons of anime porn on steam and that is technically true but also they will ban japanese games or visual novels if they're having a bad day or the humours were misaligned on tuesday or whatever
November 25, 2025 at 6:33 PM
a few posts on the steam thing are referencing how there's tons of anime porn on steam and that is technically true but also they will ban japanese games or visual novels if they're having a bad day or the humours were misaligned on tuesday or whatever
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this is insane both on its face and with several more insane details once you read the full thing
Our upcoming game HORSES was preemptively banned from Steam, with no path to appeal. The game will still launch next week on December 2nd and will be available on EGS, GOG, Humble, and Itch for $4.99. Here is a detailed FAQ covering what happened: horses.wtf/BannedFromSt...
November 25, 2025 at 5:53 PM
this is insane both on its face and with several more insane details once you read the full thing
most normal game of mahjong I’ve seen in a while
starting with all the 1m tiles felt weird as is, and then…
(just ignore how I almost fed the player to the right a flush)
starting with all the 1m tiles felt weird as is, and then…
(just ignore how I almost fed the player to the right a flush)
November 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
most normal game of mahjong I’ve seen in a while
starting with all the 1m tiles felt weird as is, and then…
(just ignore how I almost fed the player to the right a flush)
starting with all the 1m tiles felt weird as is, and then…
(just ignore how I almost fed the player to the right a flush)
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When I was watching XPlay, this Mountain Dew ad came on where this guy forcefemmes transgenderizes his homie.
November 19, 2025 at 7:40 PM
When I was watching XPlay, this Mountain Dew ad came on where this guy forcefemmes transgenderizes his homie.
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they’re saying on the news goku is sick. they’re saying he ate a box of sunmaid raisins and they’re poison for him like for dogs. the camera cut to the weatherman for the forecast and he can’t keep it together. everyone in this town loves goku
November 14, 2025 at 1:32 AM
they’re saying on the news goku is sick. they’re saying he ate a box of sunmaid raisins and they’re poison for him like for dogs. the camera cut to the weatherman for the forecast and he can’t keep it together. everyone in this town loves goku